
Why Trump Can't Shake Jeffrey Epstein
There's an old joke: A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.
When he arrives, God says, 'Welcome. You can ask me one question. Anything you want.' The man says, 'I need to know: Who really shot J.F.K.?' God says, 'Lee Harvey Oswald shot him, and he acted alone.'
The man pauses and then says, 'Wow. This goes even higher than I thought.'
On July 7, the F.B.I. and the Department of Justice released a memo detailing the findings of 'an exhaustive review of investigative holdings relating to Jeffrey Epstein.' This systematic review of more than 300 gigabytes of material, they said: 'revealed no incriminating 'client list.' There was also no credible evidence found that Epstein blackmailed prominent individuals as part of his actions. We did not uncover evidence that could predicate an investigation against uncharged third parties.'
It went on to say: 'After a thorough investigation, F.B.I. investigators concluded that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in New York City on Aug. 10, 2019.'
The memo also explained why further files will not be released. Information related to Epstein's victims is: 'intertwined throughout the materials.' It said: 'One of our highest priorities is combating child exploitation and bringing justice to victims. Perpetuating unfounded theories about Epstein serves neither of those ends.'
So case closed.
No, I'm just kidding. MAGA is tearing itself apart over this. Much of the MAGA-verse thinks Attorney General Pam Bondi is lying and is calling for her head. New theories are spinning out: Maybe Donald Trump is on that list. Maybe Donald Trump or his administration is being blackmailed by the intelligence services. Maybe Donald Trump is now himself using that list for blackmail.
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