Just 27 Little Treats Since Mercury Is Retrograding

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6 days ago

A bottle of Dumpling Daughter's Spicy Sweet Soy sauce if your wontons are a little ~womp womp~ (if you know what I mean). Douse them or dip them in this deliciously sweet and spicy sauce! And there are no artificial flavors, preservatives, or colorings, so nothing will get in the way of tasting this flavorful blend of spices, soy sauce, and brown sugar.
Relatedly, a realistic but decorative (as in do not eat) dumpling pillow to make your living space a lil' more scrumptious! These handmade pillows come in three cooking methods: boiled, fried, and baked (read: basically they come in three colors).
A sophisticated, handmade barrette for all the horse girls who grew up into Horse Women. Reviewers with thin hair and those with thick hair love it, so giddyup!
A nostalgia-inducing composition book MacBook cover — this hard shell protector will probably make you feel like it's time to write a five-paragraph essay in Mrs. Lowell's class every single time you open your laptop to write a five-paragraph email at your big-kid job.
A pack of eight spicy margarita instant cocktail tea bags because as cute as it is to go out and spend upwards of $20 on just one drink...being at home in your coziest loungewear is also a really ~intoxicating~ idea. All you have to do is let it steep for three minutes in a combination of water and spirits (I'd obvi go with tequila here), and your fave summery drink is good to go!
A L'Oreal natural glow enhancer infused with glycerin and shea butter for an illuminating tint and a sun-kissed glow that lasts all day long. Go get your shine on!
An easy-to-use mug ice cream maker — now you can have a delicious cold treat in under 20 minutes, which is about how long it'll take you to find a show to watch as you dig into your dessert. And now that you're in the driver's seat, you can blend whatever flavors don't exist at ice cream shops. (I'm thinking chocolate and orange?) Reviewers even say this is a cheaper alternative to the Ninja Creami!
An 18-karat gold-plated mood ring because the one you've been wearing since you were 12 can't tell the difference between when you're merry or miffed anymore. And it's got a protective coating to help prevent tarnishing because, I'm sure you've noticed, but your finger's green...
An incredibly small Magic 8 Ball so you can immediately get answers to your burning questions. Wondering if you should take the day off to do a little retail therapy? Just give this fortune teller a little shake, and read your destiny: "Ask Again Later." Perfect.
A pack of 25 cute and colorful Mediterranean-themed stickers if your love of sardines has taken over your life, and you like it that way! And since they're waterproof vinyl stickers, they can safely go on your water bottle. Just don't ask me which ones; I suck at making decisions.
A rabble-rousing enamel keychain you can also sport as a bag charm to let passersby know that, as much as you support women's rights, you believe that women's wrongs (which, I'd argue, are "right") also deserve championing.
An actual (OK, well not "actual") kitty cat-a-pult if you believe these furry creatures were brought to earth to be superheroes, but are just missing the ever-essential power of flight. Equipped with capes tied around their necks, this trio of cats is ready for their first mission!
A fantastical faux-leather diary whose gilded edges and raised embossing will make you feel like a viscountess retiring to her chambers for an evening's repose so that she might scribble a sincerity she wishes to keep to herself. This lined journal is even fountain pen ink–friendly.
A hydrating collagen mask you wear overnight so its collagen-rich formula can work its magic. And by "magic," I mean that it can help minimize the look of pores, improve elasticity, hydrate skin, and strengthen the skin's barrier. This hypoallergenic mask also contains helpful probiotics!
A pair of super retro rectangle sunglasses because somehow the '90s are back??? And let's be honest, we love that for us. These sunnies can block both UVA and UVB radiation, so you'll look AMAZE while protecting your precious eyes.
A Billie Eilish-inspired teeth-baring necklace if you believe that "Lunch" is actually the most important meal of the day. 😉 This witty, silver-plated necklace will pair well with the flavor profile of any 'fit.
A huggable banana duck plush toy...that's it. That's the tweet. I mean, look at how adorable this little (but kinda big) guy is!
A dimmable sad duck night-light who is just oh so relatable. He just needs to lie down real quick forever. This night-light has a 30-minute timer so you don't have to get up and turn it off before falling asleep.
A vintage-inspired "and I've always said that" cap because, it's true, you have always said that. That thing that you just said? You've absolutely said it before.
A simple CZ tennis bracelet no one will be able to tell is cubic zirconia and not real diamonds. Feel free to wear it on its own or stacked with other gorge bracelets!
A pack of three beer-infused hot sauces so you can literally ~spice up~ your meals! You'll get three distinct flavors — all handcrafted with real craft beer — to use as both a topping and an ingredient.
A perfectly brined pickle-lovers sweatshirt for all you connoisseurs out there. Tell the world whether you're more of a kosher dill, a gherkin, or a bread-and-butter buff!
A pair of waterproof platform slides that'll give you a little extra height without sacrificing comfort. They're designed with pronounced arch support, a deep heel cup, and a toe grip function; some reviewers with plantar fasciitis love them! So sink into the feeling of these lightweight sandals molding to your feet.
A New York-coded ceramic coffee cup to remind you of the good ol' days. When a cup of coffee was only $1.99 at the corner store! And you didn't have any of that non-cow milk you kids drink nowadays! You just drank it black. Like a real New Yorker.
A mini Bob Ross paint-by-numbers kit so you can relive the magic of the famously wholesome show The Joy of Painting by letting your inner Bob Ross create a masterpiece.
An infectious disease coloring book full of sights you may have only seen in horror movies or during those late-night Wiki deep dives. If you're intrigued by body horror and also need a relaxing hobby, this is just the thing.
A luxurious soy wax candle scented with jasmine, oud, and sandalwood to bring a sense of worldly wonder to your room.