The Yacht on the Amalfi Coast Edit (Menswear)

CairoScene

07-06-2025

A menswear guide for the Amalfi Coast yacht agenda
It's not often that I find myself musing about a man's sense of style. It usually takes a transformative phase in his life, like a new girlfriend, for him to finally part with the tight black t-shirts that, while peak fashion in his eyes, are objectively a disservice to the rest of society.
Though this is not entirely the man's, specifically the Egyptian man's, fault. It should be entirely blamed on a high degree of fashion naivety and a deep fixation on the players of Ahly FC's wardrobes. I therefore consider it my civic duty to intervene and save Egyptian society from this entirely preventable aesthetic offense.
Because somewhere deep within the sweltering heat of Cairo is a man packing for his anniversary trip with his wife on the Amalfi Coast. Meanwhile, she is booking a romantic dinner on one of the yachts lining the Marina, blissfully unaware that the tight fabric of his t-shirt intended to accentuate his recent 'cut' will massively clash with her epic new Missoni set for which she has been saving up for over the past three months. And what a tragedy that would be, for both his wife and the reputation of the Egyptian man's style on the global stage.
Egypt, and stylish wives, I have your back. I will save you. What follows is the reparation needed for the irreversible damage done by Mohamed Ramadan's metallic gold bra on the Coachella stage…
LOOK 1: The perfect look for surviving the Amalfi Coast—and browsing four boutiques with zero complaints alongside your wife. Because nothing says 'I've healed' like trading in tight shirts for textured knits and shorts that don't scream beach club DJ.
Zara | Textured polo shirt:
Eleventy | Bandana- print swim shorts in blue
Golden goose | Ballstar sneaker
LOOK 2: He's not overdressed, he's 'European relaxed.' He'll nod seriously during the sommelier's speech, pretend to taste hints of oak, then order whatever his wife tells him to.
Homme Plisse Issey Miyake | MC JANUARY pants in Midnight Blue (N.76)
Zara | BASIC WASHED BOXY FIT T-SHIRT in oyster white
Pull & Bear | Short sleeve striped STWD shirt
Golden Goose | Ball Star sneakers
Beaulares | ALCOTT LONGSLEEVE POLO option #2
LOOK 3: He's wearing hand-embroidered Bode shorts and a pistachio linen shirt. Not because he's trying to impress, but because he 'just threw something on.' The perfectly curated casually chic look for an epic Italian early lunch on the yacht.
Bode | Rosefinch shorts
KAI | Pistachio Semi Colar Linen Shirt
Maison Margiela | Replica sneakers in coffee brown
LOOK 4: A masterclass in modern nonchalance; relaxed, refined, and refusing to overdo it.
Uniqlo | Linen Blend Relaxed Pants in Natural
Nude Project | Rosel Football Polo Knit Navy
Nude Project | Sleepy Shirt Green option 2
Tom Ford | DAX SUNGLASSES
Golden Goose | Ballstar sneaker
LOOK 5: Vintage soul, modern rhythm: the stripes flirt, the jewellery hums, and the whole thing walks like a curated mood board.
Obey | Classic Baggy Stripe Pants in Pelican Multi
Polo Ralph Lauren | Mesh Short Sleeve Polo in Canopy Olive
Nialaya Jewelry | Fleur-de-Lis embossed cord bracelet
Dries Van Noten | Suede sneakers in Tan
LOOK 6: It's a look for coffee runs when parked at the marina, that then turn into gallery stops that turn into dinner plans.
Theory | Raffi Twill Pant in Bark
Polo Ralph Lauren | Short Sleeve Crewneck T-Shirt in Taylor Heather
Uniqlo | Premium Linen Shirt Striped in Gray
Nialaya Jewelry | pendant bracelet
Converse | Star Player 76