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Irish Independent
28-05-2025
- Lifestyle
- Irish Independent
Sophie White: The busyness of family life today is too much to manage – but could a 5am morning routine or a $700 calendar be the solution?
Big Productivity is getting as bad as Big Wellness our columnist contends A few weeks ago, I was haunting the page of one of my favourite Instagram accounts. This is a woman who is everything I am not but that I aspire to be. She has a rake of kids and a job and an immaculate house and even an enviable self-care routine — basically she has her s**t together on an Olympian-level. If you could go pro at having your s**t together, this woman would hold some kind of world title. How is she managing this? Obviously I know there's a world of difference between Instagram and reality. But the fact that she's got it together enough to post aesthetically pleasing content about her day tells me she is running her day a whole lot better than me. She's not flailing and scrambling to catch up. The day's tasks are so in hand, she's actually able to film them and post perfectly edited snapshots of a life I haven't a hope of emulating.
Time of India
22-05-2025
- Business
- Time of India
As Vishal Mega Mart memes flood social media here is the real salary breakdown for security guards and other roles
Welcome to the internet's latest obsession, and no, it is not another dance trend or bizarre cooking hack. This time, it is Vishal Mega Mart's security guard job that has the online world losing its collective mind. Vishal Mega Mart supremacy>>>>>#Vishalmart The great Vishal Mega Mart meme war has begun A meme fest of epic proportions has erupted across X (formerly Twitter), Instagram, and Reddit after netizens jokingly suggested that cracking the Vishal Mega Mart guard role is tougher than the UPSC, IIT-JEE, or NEET. From mock 'coaching centres' for aspiring guards to dramatic reels featuring parents praying for their child's job confirmation, the meme game has gone from 0 to 100 real quick. Vishal Mega Mart didn't ask for meme marketing gave them free brand recall across guard job + 1% selection + exam memes =Every Indian job seeker the full breakdown: #VishalMegaMart "One dream – Vishal guard" isn't funny—it's a mirror of a broken Mega Mart's viral ads mock India's youth, reducing ambition to memes. Crores in profit, yet dignity in jobs is missing. We deserve better.#VishalMegaMart #IndianYouth #JobCrisis #IndiaAwake Visal Mega Mart के सिक्योरिटी गार्ड वो शख्स हैं जो...🛑 आपको गेट पर रोकेंगे जैसे सीक्रेट मिशन से लौटे हों🛍️ लेकिन बैग चेक करेंगे ऐसे जैसे सब्ज़ी ढूंढ रहे हों😎 और मुस्कराहट? सिर्फ तभी मिलती है जब आप "Thank You Bhaiya" कह दें!इनका काम सिर्फ सुरक्षा नहीं,कभी-कभी डिब्बों की… But is the job actually that tough to get? And does the salary match the meme-worthy struggle? Let us break it down. What is the salary for a Vishal Mega Mart security guard? Big News, EveryoneAfter years of dreaming, hustling, and manifesting greatness… I've finally made itI'm thrilled (and totally not questioning my life choices) to announce that I've joined Vishal Mega Mart. Yes, THE Vishal. The mega one. The mart-est of them all. Despite the mockery suggesting it is a 'dream job' that requires Olympian-level effort, the actual pay for security guards at Vishal Mega Mart is fairly grounded. According to data from Glassdoor and Ambition Box: Freshers earn around Rs 9,000 to Rs 12,000 per month. Experienced guards can take home between Rs 13,000 and Rs 18,000. Supervisors can make between Rs 19,000 to Rs 25,000 per month. So no, there is no Rs 1 lakh per month for standing at the entrance and scanning bags. If you are dreaming of switching careers post-meme madness, here is the breakdown of what different roles actually pay at the retail giant: Cashiers and Billers: Rs 12,000 – Rs 18,000/month Customer Service Executives: Rs 15,000 – Rs 22,000/month Sales Associates: Rs 1 lakh – Rs 4 lakh annually Department Managers: Rs 3 lakh – Rs 4 lakh annually Assistant Store Managers: Rs 4 lakh – Rs 5 lakh annually Store Managers: Up to Rs 9 lakh annually Buyers/Senior Buyers: Rs 6 lakh – Rs 18 lakh annually Clearly, if you want the big bucks, guarding the front door might not be your best bet. But as memes go, it is pure gold. Why did this meme even go viral? Nobody knows exactly where it began, but the joke hit a nerve. In a country where job scarcity is a real issue, satire has become a coping mechanism. The National Statistical Office recently reported that urban unemployment is at 6.5%. So when someone joked about the 'impossible odds' of landing a Vishal Mega Mart security job, the internet responded with the only tool it has, memes. everyone who is asking about vishal mega mart, here it is- One viral post even depicted a fake coaching centre called 'Vishal Guard Academy' promising 100% placement with a crash course in 'bag checking and crowd control.' Another meme dramatically compared a guard interview to an IAS viva. Vishal Mega Mart के बारे में पुरी जानकारी देखिए । 👇👇 The security guard position at Vishal Mega Mart may not be the Everest-level challenge memes make it out to be, but the viral storm it sparked highlights something deeper, the lengths people will go to poke fun at everyday realities. So next time you walk past one of those stone-faced guards, maybe salute them. After all, they just survived the internet's toughest job application, kind of.
