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Time of India
27-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Time of India
And Mysore pak be like, aiyyo, what did I do?
Radhika has been writing since her college days and has contributed short witty articles to magazines and regional English newspapers. She is a humour blogger and has just published her first e-book of humorous short stories. She is a Piscean which puts her in league with Daniel Craig, and others. Like most Pisceans she is amiable, imaginative and a dreamer - that probably explains the Daniel Craig bit. She could go on about herself forever but she prefers her writing to do the talking. LESS ... MORE So much of pak, pak, pak-ing going on, I tell you! All for a name! That too half of it! And to top it all – a name which has already been changed from its original, to suit the pronunciation standards of people who have no clue how to say it properly! A sweet dish from down south has just been dragged under the microscope for no fault of its own. People from Karnataka recently woke up to the news that their favourite sweet Mysore pak has just been re-named as Mysore shree! Shrieeeeek! Whyyyy? The poor thing was simply minding its own business since donkey's years, in hideous shades of yellow, orange and brown in sweet stalls around the country and suddenly someone thinks its name reminds them of the neighbouring country! Ouch! Who would ever have thought that a dastardly act of terror unleashed in the north of the country would bring about a re-christening, somewhere in the west of the country of a sweet which originated from the south of the country! What a web of convoluted tangles we live in. So, let me tell you a story. A real one. Once upon a time, fairly long ago … ok, in the early 20th C, for those insisting on a time frame, there lived a king – Maharaja Krishnaraja Wodeyar IV, of Mysore. Working in the smoky depths of his large royal kitchen was his talented royal cook, Kakasura Madappa, whose job it was to cook up innovative dishes for the royal dining table. One day, running short of ideas of what to serve, the ingenious chef put his mind to work, and had an aha moment when he put together some gram flour, equal amounts of sugar, unhealthy amounts of pure ghee, and what bubbled up at him from a deep cauldron was a frothy, buttery, melt-in-the-mouth bit of heaven, which he then cut into small rectangle pieces and had them dispatched to the king, on a golden platter. The king, on tasting just a bit of the thing, was instantly transported to paradise and back. Reeling from the heady feeling as if celestial dancers had just done a mesmerising jig on his tongue, he summoned the cook forthwith and asked him, 'Yenappa Madappa, yen idhu adhbutha sihi baksha?' Oi, dude Madappa, what is this amazing sweet? To which the latter, not having had time to give a name to his invention, thought fast on his feet and came up with, 'Mysore paka!' And I like to imagine that he was immediately rewarded with a gold chain from the king's neck. Thus, my friends, was born that most famed sweet from Mysuru, the royal state of Karnataka, a royal sweet that has travelled across the country and far beyond. In its different avatars – the soft, moist, drenched-in-ghee version which slides down your throat like ghee on a hot spoon, or the dry crunchy version with tiny moon-like craters on it, it has withstood the winds of change around the country, and stood strong and proud as Karnataka's gift to the world, a sweet made with and named after the sticky sugar syrup referred to as paaka or paka in Kannada. Point to be noted, m'lord! And now some over-zealous restaurant owner decides to demonstrate his patriotism through an innocuous item on his menu card. Just because the poor guy and many other guys like him are not aware that we southies (unlike the rest of the country who chop off the tail end of words abruptly), like to add a little sing-song alaap to the end of our words and thus Kannad is actually Kannada and Karnatak is really Karnataka! And as for Mysore pak? Definitely not shree, puhleese! All ye movers and shree'kers … just add an aaa to pak and I promise the poor sweet won't remind you of that country, ever! In the meantime, can we chill and have some mysore paka and hot pak-oras please? I would like some chai too, but somehow, it reminds me of China! And we can't have that now, can we? Facebook Twitter Linkedin Email Disclaimer Views expressed above are the author's own.


Time of India
22-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Time of India
Jab they met, in the Met Gala wash room!
Radhika has been writing since her college days and has contributed short witty articles to magazines and regional English newspapers. She is a humour blogger and has just published her first e-book of humorous short stories. She is a Piscean which puts her in league with Daniel Craig, and others. Like most Pisceans she is amiable, imaginative and a dreamer - that probably explains the Daniel Craig bit. She could go on about herself forever but she prefers her writing to do the talking. LESS ... MORE Now that the much-talked about Met gala event is done and dusted with and all who attended it are out of their outlandish outfits and back in their comfortable old night gowns, let me share my 2 cents on it. And why should I not? My Fb feed has been bombarded for the past month or so, with unwanted information on exactly how our own SRK has been preparing for it and why should I suffer alone? For the uninitiated, the Met Gala is an annual gathering of the who's who of celebrities from various walks of life, who converge on the red carpet in Manhattan, in bizarre outfits, one more bizarre than the next. It is touted as the world's most glamourous event, after my son's wedding, that is! Fine, fine, after the Ambani wedding, ok! Happy? Invitations to this fashion's biggest night are highly sought after and you and I will never get one anyway, so let's just have fun bitching about it. This year India's fashion and glamour world went into a tizzy with the debut appearance of King Khan on the red carpet, and thanks to my FB feed, I am up to date with the tiniest teeniest detail on SRK's iconic look designed by no less a personage than the celebrity dresser Sabyasachi Mukherjee himself. SRK owned the red carpet, according to reliable sources. Owned as in, he rocked it, and not that he brought his own carpet from his house. Just clarifying! Apparently, the Khan was clothed in an all-black ensemble – consisting of a floor length coat made from Tasmanian superfine wool paired with a black silk shirt and black tailored trousers. He axes … asaxx … uff tauba, let me start over, he accessorized it with a layered talisman, a crystal studded 'K' pendant, a diamond brooch and an 18 K gold cane … wait, was it chain? No, cane it is – a gold Bengal tiger-head cane! Hmmm … add a black eye patch and he would have nailed the pirate look, in my opinion. Eyewitnesses report that his Rs 21 crore watch had its own fan following at the show. Complication watch, indeed. Arre baba … according to me, the entire outfit seemed to be a complication. But who am I to comment? If Ms Anna Vincour approves, then there's nothing more to be said! Now, you may well ask, who might this Vincour female be? Well, Mama Vincour is the grande dame of the magazine Vogue, and she's in charge of orchestrating the whole event. According to reports, it's all in her hands as to who enters the event on which side of the red carpet and when; who will sit where and next to whom and so on. And if you think one can simply hop onto a plane and land directly on the carpet, think again. The entry ticket for this Met Gala event is a whopping 75,000 US dollars, excluding GST, and chai-paani too, I guess. Now, you will obviously ask, and so you should, what is this glamour-shamour tamasha for … what is it in aid of. Well, it's a … hold your breath folks, it's a fund raiser in aid of … hold your breath one more time, dears … it's in aid of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute in Manhattan. Don't tell me you've never heard of this Institute. Well, join the club, I never heard of it either, until now. Meanwhile, a fun fact – the event has a no-selfie rule and to counter this some celeb regulars have started the annual tradition of taking a selfie in the Metropolitan bathroom, yes you heard it right, the wash room, the WC, the His and Hers part of the museum and believe it or not, it's a prestigious thing, to be seen in that selfie! Now we know why we cannot have a gala event in our country. Can you imagine our celebs posing for a selfie in any of our stinking, blocked, wet, hell-hole of a wash room in India? We dare not pee in one, forget taking a selfie! Hah! Facebook Twitter Linkedin Email Disclaimer Views expressed above are the author's own.


Time of India
13-05-2025
- Business
- Time of India
Pisces Daily Horoscope Today, May 13, 2025: Let Your Intuition Guide Your Wallet
Today, Pisceans are encouraged to trust their intuition, especially in financial matters, pausing to assess decisions thoughtfully. In relationships, heightened sensitivity fosters deeper understanding, while career choices benefit from heeding emotional cues over pure logic. Prioritize calm confidence over hasty actions in professional settings. In silence today, the stars whisper a profound message with palpable power: trust your own heart, especially in assessing financial decisions. Logic has its place, but not now—let your mind wander, then, and let your heartfelt intuition navigate where mind cannot venture. If something feels somehow misplaced, do not hurry. If an alternative feels clear and natural within, that is likely the one for you. The universe gently assists in making wise and free decisions, not forcing them. Pisces Love Horoscope Today In love, this sensitivity from your side is going to work in understanding your partner better today. In a relationship, you, maybe even before your partner speaks up, are tuning in to what they are emotionally yearning for. Trust your inner wisdom and create a safe space that helps a gentle, silent connection to occur. You know what else? Should you be single, you might well have mild inner reminders concerning the intentions of another individual. Pisces Career Horoscope Today Professionally, perceiving intuition should help you decide on what needs doing next or the path to be followed. You might feel a pull inside to revisit a prior project or to say yes to something logically unclear but emotionally right. So, listen to your emotions: they do have something to teach you. Abstain from quick response time in any meeting; this will let the right truth seep through. Quiet confidence impresses people a lot more than loud promises in business today. You can set a power-up for after working from the inside. Pisces Money Horoscope Today In financial aspects, each decision deserves to be looked at thoughtfully in the silence of your own thoughts. Go through the nitty-gritty; then, just pause an instant. Simultaneously hold the choice: what does your body think? If it rushes and intimidates, then, for you, it might be something. The best way to relate to that is what stays calm and relaxed and is very straightforward. It's as though today is for strategising and reviewing budgets, and saying no to unjustified spending. Pisces Health Horoscope Today Today, health may require sensitivity, a little around your stomach, feet, or head. These areas react much to emotional ebbs and adrift and, if overworked emotionally, are why the heart gets heavy or fatigue steps into play. Gently walk by water or in a quiet environment to help support that body of yours. Your health today is a deep-hand job that is tied very closely with your strategies in handling your emotions. Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India , including daily horoscopes for Aries , Taurus , Gemini , Cancer , Leo , Virgo , Libra , Scorpio , Sagittarius , Capricorn , Aquarius , and Pisces .


Hindustan Times
12-05-2025
- Business
- Hindustan Times
2 zodiac signs that should invest in property tomorrow, according to an astrologer
When it comes to making big financial decisions, timing can play a major role. Many people turn to astrology for guidance. Well, an astrologer has shared his insights, pointing out that tomorrow may be particularly favorable for two zodiac signs to make a move in real estate and invest in properties. Dr. Prem Kumar Sharma suggests that Aquarius individuals might find tomorrow especially promising for property investments if they proceed with caution. 'Property investments will be promising if approached cautiously,' he says. Other than finances, Aquarians may encounter unexpected career opportunities, so it is important to stay alert and evaluate any offers carefully. Small gestures within the family could bring peace and strengthen bonds. ALSO READ: This zodiac sign will be presented with a rare opportunity in 2 days, says an astrologer When it comes to academics, the astrologer mentions that 'overcoming academic challenges today will boost your resilience and expand your understanding.' For Pisces, the stars align for leasing property, which could lead to reliable and steady income. The astrologer predicts, 'Leasing property will deliver consistent profits.' He also advises Pisceans to be careful with their finances, especially when it comes to lending money, as it might lead to unnecessary strain. Tomorrow may also bring surprise changes at work, so being flexible will be key. On the personal side, offering support to loved ones will strengthen emotional connections. A calm and steady journey is likely to bring peace, while taking care of your own well-being will contribute to emotional balance. ALSO READ: The difference between Sade Sati and Shani Mahadasha, as explained by a Vedic astrologer Whether you are an Aquarius ready to take a cautious leap or a Pisces seeking steady gains, tomorrow might just be the right time to consider investing in a property. Choose sun sign to read horoscope


Time of India
03-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Time of India
Pisces, Weekly Horoscope, May 4 to May 10, 2025: Curiosity, Creativity, and Flourishing Connections
Pisces, your week begins with eager curiosity on Sunday, 4th May—ideal for planning leisure outings or creative pursuits with family. Monday (5th) shines on academic and romantic fronts: students absorb lessons with keen interest, lovers discover unexpected delight, and entrepreneurs make key decisions with confidence. Your health feels robust, fueling both study marathons and passionate endeavors. Tuesday (6th May) continues this momentum: educational achievements and work successes earn recognition, while family or social functions bring joy. Business expansions and athletic honors may land in your lap, amplifying your sense of possibility. Read Also: Pisces Daily Horoscope | Pisces Weekly Horoscope | Pisces Monthly Horoscope Thursday (8th May) offers a shift to leisure and romance: family picnics delight, unmarried Pisceans receive heartfelt proposals, and lovers bask in affectionate gestures. Yet the day also demands health mindfulness—steer clear of rich or unfamiliar foods to avoid digestive upsets. Friday (9th May) brightens again: spouse or partner becomes your strongest ally, studies advance smoothly, and business opportunities with new collaborators emerge. Savings thrive while speculation remains ill-advised—embrace steady growth. Sponsored Links Sponsored Links Promoted Links Promoted Links You May Like Google Brain Co-Founder Andrew Ng, Recommends: Read These 5 Books And Turn Your Life Around Blinkist: Andrew Ng's Reading List Undo Saturday (10th May) rounds out your week with relational and legal blessings: proposals and property deals gain traction, in-law support enriches your finances, and children exhibit courage in their endeavors. Students must still buckle down, but results promise to reward diligence. Keep an eye on minor health signals—rest when needed, and maintain balanced meals. By weaving high-energy days with cautionary pauses, you craft a week of both joy and steady progress. Love and Relationships Piscean hearts swell early in the week. Monday's lucky alignment for lovers ignites sweet exchanges; if you've been waiting to express your feelings, the stars now favor vulnerability. Partners share affectionate support, and singles may find a connection blossoming in academic or social circles. Tuesday's upbeat atmosphere sustains this romance: joyous gatherings provide the perfect backdrop for playful interaction and deepened emotional bonds. Thursday transforms your love sector into a romantic haven: plan a picnic or an intimate outing that celebrates both comfort and novelty. Offer thoughtful gifts—handwritten notes or meaningful tokens resonate deeply now. Weekend proposals and property discussions gain momentum on Saturday; if marriage or cohabitation has been on your mind, laying these foundations now feels both practical and inspired. Throughout, balance Pisces's dreamy idealism with grounded communication—open honesty seals the deepest bonds. Education and Career Your innate curiosity drives academic and professional gains early on. Monday's focus in studies delivers breakthroughs, while service-oriented roles proceed with confidence. Businesspersons can make decisive moves, and competitors in exams find the clarity to excel. Tuesday echoes these successes: presentations, meetings, and sporting events all favor you, bringing medals, honors, or positive feedback. Wednesday's vigilance reminds you to protect intellectual property and confidential strategies—avoid volunteering your plans to casual acquaintances. If you're preparing for tests, concentrate on accuracy and avoid last-minute cramming that increases stress. Thursday's leisure vibe still permits subtle progress: tackling creative projects or research from a relaxed setting sparks fresh insights. Combine study sessions with gentle breaks to maintain momentum without burnout. Friday's dual focus on partnership and learning yields networking gold: mentors and collaborators surface, offering guidance that cements your career trajectory. Saturday's flurry of proposals may include business mergers or property acquisitions; ensure all legal and logistical details align before signing. Students finalizing course selections should verify prerequisites and deadlines to avoid missteps. This blend of focus, discretion, and strategic networking propels you toward long-term success. Money and Finance Monday's promising outlook for students and lovers also extends to your purse: a major decision for business or investment now carries extra potency. Monday and Tuesday bring notable inflows—bonuses, honoraria, or stipends—that enhance both enjoyment and security. Yet Wednesday's cautionary message about hidden opponents applies equally to financial matters: protect your assets, avoid high-risk speculation, and confirm all contractual terms before proceeding. Thursday invites measured leisure spending—picnics and outings cost money but yield emotional dividends. Keep these expenses within a preset budget to prevent overshoot. Friday's partner-powered segment offers co-investment opportunities; discuss joint ventures only after aligning on goals and risk tolerance. Saturday's property and in-law-assisted deals can augment your long-term portfolio; consult a financial advisor or trusted elder to verify feasibility. By combining bold decisions with protective measures, you'll cultivate both growth and resilience in your finances. Health and Well-Being Pisces's sensitivity underpins your health narrative this week. Monday and Tuesday's high energy support robust activity—engage in sports, long study sessions, or creative workshops with confidence. However, Wednesday's hidden-enemy caution signals minor health vulnerabilities; watch for signs of stress, such as headaches or digestive discomfort, and honor your body's call for rest. Thursday's picnic and leisure activities refresh both mind and body, but stay mindful of food hygiene and balanced nutrition to avoid unexpected ailments. Saturday's flurry of proposals might tempt late nights; ensure you complete your week with restorative sleep, gentle stretching, and nourishing meals. By balancing dynamic pursuits with attentive self-care, you'll emerge from this week feeling centered, inspired, and ready for whatever lies ahead. Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India , including daily horoscopes for Aries , Taurus , Gemini , Cancer , Leo , Virgo , Libra , Scorpio , Sagittarius , Capricorn , Aquarius , and Pisces .