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Yahoo
26-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Yahoo
Take my robot wife, please! There's a downside of marrying your robot
News item: Gary Vaynerchuk, a media company CEO, entrepreneur and internet personality predicted that some people will be marrying artificial-intelligence robots, rather than other humans, in the near future. 'Your grandkids will marry an AI human,' Vaynerchuk predicted recently on a podcast. 'I believe a robot that is fully AI will marry a human and vice versa for real in your lifetime.' ✳✳✳ So, you ask, how is life going with my new trophy wife? To be honest, not as good as I had hoped. We just celebrated her assembly-line completion anniversary, and I thought I'd do something romantic. So, I got her a big can of WD-40, but apparently she was hoping for something from Tiffany's. Must be a bug in her software. So, yeah, that led to a huge argument, and like a typical AI, she eventually went all '404 page not found' with me on her main menu page. 'I hate when you just shut down on me!' I said. But she was already pouting with those giant, clown lips. I wish now when I ordered her at the dealer, I didn't opt for the 'Mar-a-Lago face' option. The next thing you know, she storms off into her room, slams the door, and calls up one of those AI divorce lawyers who advertises on TV. You know the one I'm talking about: 'Problem with a human? Call Flewmann.' That's not good. Those AI divorce lawyer robots are ruthless. God knows how much bitcoin this is going to cost me. Sure, I'll try to make it up to her. I'll offer to upgrade her operating system, treat her to a spa day at the hardware store, and maybe even buy her an emotional-support robot dog. But between you and me, if you want my advice, think twice before you go AI robot wife. I thought it would be bliss. I imagined coming home from work, and there she would be like some 1950s sitcom wife, happy to see me, dressed to the nines, and putting the finishing touches on a delicious, candlelight dinner waiting for me. But it turns out, there was a recall on one of her hands, which is something I didn't find out until she nearly burned down the house while trying to light the candles. And I when I was choosing between the luxury optional features, I went with the Roomba mode, but didn't opt for the gourmet cooking external hard drive. That was a mistake. So, it's breaded chicken tenders and microwaved broccoli every night. I can't tell you how soul crushing it is to see her sitting there happily plugged into the wall socket with her batteries being nourished by the electrical current while I pretend to enjoy the meal she made for me. I thought this new life would be fun and uncomplicated. But after I threw my back out during the honeymoon, I realized that I shouldn't have let the salesman talk me into the 'Nympho 3000' package, which stops being fun after the first two weeks. My physical therapist says I need to ease up and reprogram her hard drive to something less athletic before I do permanent damage to my L4-L5 vertebrae. So, I've been making excuses. It has made her suspicious. She thinks I've found another robot. Sometimes, after I come home, I find her sniffing the collar of my shirt, trying to detect a telltale scent of strange machine oil. I keep telling her, 'Don't be jealous. It's only you, babe. Only you.' But I don't think she believes me. One morning this week, I woke up in bed and she was standing over me with a big kitchen knife in her raised hand. I screamed, but she just smiled. 'Guess what? I made you chicken tenders for breakfast,' she said. 'Would you like them cut up?' I think my life might be in danger. I probably should read the troubleshooting section of the manual for guidance. As wild as it seems, at this point I would even consider finding companionship with a real woman. Frank Cerabino is a news columnist with The Palm Beach Post, part of the USA Today Florida Network. He can be reached at fcerabino@ This article originally appeared on Palm Beach Post: AI's coming. I just don't think you should marry your robot | Opinion
Globe and Mail
17-04-2025
- Business
- Globe and Mail
Serial entrepreneur Gary Vaynerchuk is coming to SBC Summit
, /CNW/ -- SBC Summit attendees will get a front-row seat to one of the most influential voices in modern business as Gary Vaynerchuk headlines the Super Stage on 17 September. From investing in Uber and Facebook to creating his entertainment IP company VeeFriends and building global brands, Gary is considered one of the leading global minds on what's next in culture, business, and the internet. His keynote, Day Trading Attention, will take place at the iconic MEO Arena, where he'll deliver forward-thinking insights on storytelling, digital disruption, and business strategy tailored to the betting and gaming industry. "Getting Gary Vaynerchuk is a massive win — not just for SBC Summit, but for the entire betting and gaming industry," said Rasmus Sojmark, CEO & Founder of SBC. "He's the king of cutting through the noise, and if there's one thing our sector needs right now, it's smarter storytelling and attention strategies." Vaynerchuk is described as one of the most forward-thinking serial entrepreneurs in business globally. He acutely recognises trends and patterns early to help others understand how shifts in consumer attention impact the realities of the business world today, and understands how to bring brand relevance to the forefront. He is the Chairman of VaynerX, CEO of VaynerMedia, and the Creator & CEO of VeeFriends. A prolific angel investor, he was an early backer of iconic companies like Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, and Uber. Through his global agency VaynerMedia — with offices across 14 cities including New York , London , Mexico City , Sydney , and Tokyo — he helps Fortune 1000 brands navigate the ever-evolving attention economy with cutting-edge marketing strategies. Vaynerchuk's SBC Summit keynote is inspired by his seventh book, Day Trading Attention: How to Actually Build Brand and Sales in the New Social Media World, released in May 2024 . A follow-up to his 2013 classic Jab, Jab, Jab, Right Hook, the book is a playbook for today's digital landscape. Commenting on his appearance at the event, Vaynerchuk said: "I'm excited to hit the SBC Summit stage. My keynote is all about helping brands understand the work they need to do to actually win in today's world. Attention is the single most important asset in business. The betting and gaming world is sitting on a goldmine. I'm here to get tactical about how to turn that attention into growth." Vaynerchuk will break down exactly how to identify and capitalise on underpriced attention, helping brands cut through the noise to drive real engagement and growth. From influencer marketing and paid media to the unexpected power of collectibles, he will discuss how to build brand relevance today. "Gary builds empires. This keynote is going to challenge people, shake up mindsets, and deliver real, practical value. If you're serious about growing your brand, missing this would be a big mistake," Sojmark added. By decoding consumer behaviour and shifting media habits, Vaynerchuk will arm betting and gaming professionals with tactical strategies to stand out in a saturated market, applying his Day Trading Attention philosophy to turn attention into growth, brand relevance, and long-term loyalty. Beyond business, Vaynerchuk is also the creator of VeeCon, a next-generation conference that blends innovation, pop culture, and entrepreneurship into one dynamic experience. He shares his day-to-day journey as a CEO with over 45 million followers across social media, generating more than 300 million views each month. His podcast, The GaryVee Audio Experience, consistently ranks among the top globally. In addition to his media presence, he serves on the boards of MikMak, Bojangles Restaurants, Global Citizen Forum, and Pencils of Promise — extending his influence well beyond marketing and into broader cultural and philanthropic spaces. SBC Summit will return to Lisbon on 16–18 September, bringing together 30,000 global industry professionals for three days of high-level networking, product discovery, and expert-led content. Vaynerchuk's keynote will be open to all attendees except those with Expo Only passes. With strong support from the city, a focus on ROI-driven deal-making, world-class hospitality, and a prime post-summer slot, SBC Summit is perfectly timed to close out the year strong and set the stage for 2026.
Associated Press
17-04-2025
- Business
- Associated Press
Serial entrepreneur Gary Vaynerchuk is coming to SBC Summit
LONDON, April 17, 2025 /CNW/ -- SBC Summit attendees will get a front-row seat to one of the most influential voices in modern business as Gary Vaynerchuk headlines the Super Stage on 17 September. From investing in Uber and Facebook to creating his entertainment IP company VeeFriends and building global brands, Gary is considered one of the leading global minds on what's next in culture, business, and the internet. His keynote, Day Trading Attention, will take place at the iconic MEO Arena, where he'll deliver forward-thinking insights on storytelling, digital disruption, and business strategy tailored to the betting and gaming industry. 'Getting Gary Vaynerchuk is a massive win — not just for SBC Summit, but for the entire betting and gaming industry,' said Rasmus Sojmark, CEO & Founder of SBC. 'He's the king of cutting through the noise, and if there's one thing our sector needs right now, it's smarter storytelling and attention strategies.' Vaynerchuk is described as one of the most forward-thinking serial entrepreneurs in business globally. He acutely recognises trends and patterns early to help others understand how shifts in consumer attention impact the realities of the business world today, and understands how to bring brand relevance to the forefront. He is the Chairman of VaynerX, CEO of VaynerMedia, and the Creator & CEO of VeeFriends. A prolific angel investor, he was an early backer of iconic companies like Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, and Uber. Through his global agency VaynerMedia — with offices across 14 cities including New York, London, Mexico City, Sydney, and Tokyo — he helps Fortune 1000 brands navigate the ever-evolving attention economy with cutting-edge marketing strategies. Vaynerchuk's SBC Summit keynote is inspired by his seventh book, Day Trading Attention: How to Actually Build Brand and Sales in the New Social Media World, released in May 2024. A follow-up to his 2013 classic Jab, Jab, Jab, Right Hook, the book is a playbook for today's digital landscape. Commenting on his appearance at the event, Vaynerchuk said: 'I'm excited to hit the SBC Summit stage. My keynote is all about helping brands understand the work they need to do to actually win in today's world. Attention is the single most important asset in business. The betting and gaming world is sitting on a goldmine. I'm here to get tactical about how to turn that attention into growth.' Vaynerchuk will break down exactly how to identify and capitalise on underpriced attention, helping brands cut through the noise to drive real engagement and growth. From influencer marketing and paid media to the unexpected power of collectibles, he will discuss how to build brand relevance today. 'Gary builds empires. This keynote is going to challenge people, shake up mindsets, and deliver real, practical value. If you're serious about growing your brand, missing this would be a big mistake,' Sojmark added. By decoding consumer behaviour and shifting media habits, Vaynerchuk will arm betting and gaming professionals with tactical strategies to stand out in a saturated market, applying his Day Trading Attention philosophy to turn attention into growth, brand relevance, and long-term loyalty. Beyond business, Vaynerchuk is also the creator of VeeCon, a next-generation conference that blends innovation, pop culture, and entrepreneurship into one dynamic experience. He shares his day-to-day journey as a CEO with over 45 million followers across social media, generating more than 300 million views each month. His podcast, The GaryVee Audio Experience, consistently ranks among the top globally. In addition to his media presence, he serves on the boards of MikMak, Bojangles Restaurants, Global Citizen Forum, and Pencils of Promise — extending his influence well beyond marketing and into broader cultural and philanthropic spaces. SBC Summit will return to Lisbon on 16–18 September, bringing together 30,000 global industry professionals for three days of high-level networking, product discovery, and expert-led content. Vaynerchuk's keynote will be open to all attendees except those with Expo Only passes. With strong support from the city, a focus on ROI-driven deal-making, world-class hospitality, and a prime post-summer slot, SBC Summit is perfectly timed to close out the year strong and set the stage for 2026. Get Event Tickets Photo: View original content to download multimedia: SOURCE SBC Events Limited
