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Yahoo
03-08-2025
- Entertainment
- Yahoo
If You're Feeling Curious...People Just Revealed The Biggest Lessons They Learned From Having Threesomes
Reddit user EdwinDixie recently asked, "People who tried a threesome, what actually surprised you the most?" Here are the main takeaways people had after their first threesome: 1."When you're the invited third, you can always tell which of the couple wanted you there and which one is just humoring their partner." —johnnysubarashi 2."Three people being active in a small room puts out a lot of heat. Even in wintertime in a not very well-insulated flat, we were all sweaty and wanting the door/window open." —Dheorl 3."I've had threesomes with a few different women, and one thing I found amusing is that out of all of these different women, one always compliments the other on their breasts before we get started." —xoexohexox 4."You need to keep changing condoms when you change partners. I guess I never gave much thought about it before it happened." —tregges 5."I was AMAZED by how much longer I lasted with two than with one. You spend more time swapping positions. There's WAAYYYY more foreplay and a lot of talking, surprisingly. The whole ordeal was the most fun I've ever had. The three of us kept that thing going for like four or five months before one of them moved. It was originally just supposed to be a one-time thing." —Jdawg_mck1996 6."It baffled all three of us how hard finding a somewhat decent position was! You'd think you can just apply what you usually do with a two-some and then just +1 it? Nope! Most of our time the first time was spent trying to find positions where you could even sit/lie down properly and not have elbows and knees everywhere." —thistaintedbeef 7."Someone is usually left out. It's a lot harder than you think. Movies make it look easy because they are actors." —IvoShandor 8."That a bed is smaller than you think if you have three adults on it. And I guess that there's always someone doing a bit more watching than participating at a given moment, and that's something you have to be okay with." —Fuzzy-Economy2327 9."I know this isn't true of every threesome, but for me, it's how silly and casual it can be. If the energy is good between all three, there's a lot of giggling and cute moments rather than it just being non-stop full throttle action." —cmalh 10."That, to be honest, I would prefer to have slept with both people separately rather than together because the multitasking aspect is overwhelming." —BrightPapaya1349 11."It's way more fun if you're invested in the other two people's enjoyment as much as your own. Don't do it because someone else wants to do it." —SullenEchoes 12."How much logistics are involved. It's less porn and more project management." —Ekesita89 13."The dude sent me a Hallmark thank you card in the mail after. Like, straight up went to the grocery store and purchased a card, wrote a message, bought a stamp, and mailed it to my house. It was a lovely gesture." —cotillionaire 14."I found that threesomes that happen spontaneously are much better than planned." —stargazer1888 15."Men, for all the talk they are, are actually quite shy and self-conscious when they have to perform in front of one of their friends." —TetsukoUmezawa 16."I realized that you need to be picky with who you choose. You need to trust that person and trust they will respect the boundaries you have. But you also have to make sure you don't know them TOO well. Lol." —MaeAndChad_ 17."How many knees and elbows there are on three people. You'd think it would be six of each, but it feels like way more." —MaggieLuisa 18."What surprised me was how much communication needs to happen for it to be a good time for all three people." —Intelligent-Earth9 19."I did one with my wife's best friend. The amount of laughing and joking around was definitely a surprise. All in all, great time and no hard feelings after." —season8branisusless 20."That threesomes are very overrated. It's hard to include everybody in everything you do. Foursomes are better. If there's something you can't all do together, then everyone will still have someone to be with." —Theonlywindow "They can be fun, but everyone has to be on board, otherwise it turns into a weird chasing triangle. My first one was awful because the guy was more into me, I was more into my friend, and she was more into the guy. The next several were amazing because I actually had good communication with the couple, and we could all take turns focusing on each other. Also, we were all into each other, so no one was turning it into this is my one and only chance to be with this one person." —QuiteLady1993 If you've had a threesome (or other types of group sex) and learned something surprising, tell us in the comments or share anonymously using this form. Solve the daily Crossword
Daily Mail
22-07-2025
- Entertainment
- Daily Mail
Beau Ryan makes surprise sex confession as he asks Australia's biggest porn star for bedroom advice: 'Is it something that you enjoy?'
Beau Ryan received some sex advice from an Aussie porn star on his radio show on Tuesday. The former rugby star, 40, who is married to Kara Orrel, was joined by adult actress Angela White on Triple M Breakfast with Beau, Cat and Woodsy, where they discussed what goes on in the bedroom. Beau raised eyebrows after asking Angela for advice when it comes to a certain sexual act. 'Foreplay... Can foreplay go on too long?' he asked. 'Because I know someone - I won't say who it is out of the three of us - who's a real big foreplay person. Maybe me... From A-list scandals and red carpet mishaps to exclusive pictures and viral moments, subscribe to the DailyMail's new showbiz newsletter to stay in the loop. 'How long should you spend on foreplay? Is it something that you enjoy? Do you think it's worth it?' Angela, who is Adult Video News' first three-time female performer of the year winner, responded simply, saying: 'I love foreplay.' 'What about just foreplay and no sex sometimes?' he asked. 'Oh I love that... A little edging. Yeah, I absolutely love that,' she confessed. Angela then revealed a little-known detail about what goes on behind the scenes of a porn shoot. 'We kind of do a bit of foreplay before we even start a scene,' she explained. 'I'll be in the makeup chair and the male talent will turn up and we'll flirt a little bit. 'A little hugs, a couple kisses, you know? There's a little build up. So sometimes there's more foreplay that's actually happening than you actually see in the porn scene.' This isn't the first time Beau has drifted into X-rated territory while on-air. The TV and radio star revealed on his Triple M Breakfast show that he got a little more than he bargained for when he sampled a pill given to him by a friend In June, he revealed to co-hosts his ordeal began after receiving a unique gift at his 40th birthday bash: a Viagra-like pill. 'I said to my wife Kara, I've got one of these Cialis,' he said. 'We started googling it and looking into it and I said, "I should take it".' 'So, I had it. I was like, "Let's just ride this out and see what happens".' Beau went on to reveal that after popping the pill, he waited on his bed in anticipation for the pill to work its magic - but was left disappointed when nothing happened. However, the ordeal didn't end there, with Beau then saying it all came to a head when he woke the following morning. 'I wake up around 6am to go to the bathroom and get ready for Saturday. I've got my son's footy and soccer, my daughter's soccer, and I've got a pitched tent like you wouldn't believe,' Beau candidly admitted. 'I can't even describe it. It couldn't be more pitched,' he added. A shocked Cat asked Beau if he was able to 'take care of it and then it stops?'. The footy star admitted that nothing he could do would lessen the effects of the pill. To make matters worse, Beau went on to explain that the pill continued to work its magic for an entire day of sporting activities with children Remi and Jesse. 'Not only was I pitching a tent at soccer, we had photos for the footy afterwards at 10am and I'm pitching a tent still,' he continued. 'Then, my son plays footy just before midday, the tent is still up. Then my daughter's soccer game is in the afternoon - the tent is still well and truly up.'
The Guardian
12-07-2025
- Health
- The Guardian
Bigger is always better – and nine other sex myths busted
Asked to define sex, most people will say it means penetration and anything else is just 'foreplay', explains Kate Moyle, a psychosexual and relationship therapist, and author of The Science of Sex. 'This pedestals intercourse as 'real sex' and other sexual acts as something done before penetration rather than as deserving credit in their own right,' she says. Lesbian, bisexual and gay people tend to have a broader definition. Sex education historically revolved around reproduction (therefore penetration), which is just one of hundreds of reasons people have sex. If you think of penetration as the sex you 'should' be having, you might be missing out on the sex you genuinely enjoy. Whether you're in a penetration rut or tend to have sex the same way, challenge your idea of what intercourse means: 'Whenever you have sex, change one small thing – lights on/off, starting with your clothes on/off, a different position, or agreeing not to have penetrative sex,' Moyle suggests. 'Novelty can be a real boost for our sex lives.' 'Our culture treats the body like a lie detector test,' says Dr Emily Jamea, a sex and relationship therapist and author of Anatomy of Desire: Five Secrets to Create Connection and Cultivate Passion. We're fed the idea that arousal is instant, automatic and visible, 'but bodies are not machines, and things like stress, medications, trauma, hormones or feeling pressured to perform can affect its response', she adds. As psychosexual and relationship therapist James Earl puts it: mind and body don't always play nice. 'Men sometimes get an erection without being turned on, just like women may lubricate without feeling desire. The reverse is also true: you can feel aroused without the physical manifestation,' he explains. Try not to take the absence of a partner's erection or wetness as a personal rejection. 'It may signal that someone needs a bit more time, safety or stimulation,' Jamea says. 'Slow things down, check in and focus on what feels good, not just what 'should' be happening in the moment,' she adds. Experts are divided on the impact porn has on our sex lives, and even how addictive it really is. 'Some people may watch porn compulsively, but it's not because porn is addictive,' says Silva Neves, a psychosexual psychotherapist and author. 'It's often because they have other underlying emotional difficulties (most often depression) that they're trying to soothe.' But Alex Warden, a lead therapist at the Priory hospital, Chelmsford, who supports an increasing number of patients being referred to him with pornography addiction, says compulsive viewing can damage a relationship if taken to extremes. 'Partners usually feel betrayed and hurt, which can result in a breakdown of communication and intimacy. This tends to be wrapped up in a lot of confusion, shame and a host of mental health issues,' he says. However, Neves points out: 'Porn is not a monolith. There are multiple types of porn, some undesirable and misogynistic, and some very good ethical types.' If you are an avid viewer, he adds, it's best to be as open as possible and choose a partner who has similar values around it: 'Make sure you watch it in a way that's pleasurable, matches your own values and allows you to communicate your porn enjoyment with your partner without shame,' he says. This can affect everyone, regardless of sex or gender. A review of studies conducted across 18 years found up to 25% of men and 16% of women experience performance anxiety. The symptoms are often more obvious if you have a penis: not being able to get or maintain an erection, and premature ejaculation. With vulvas, it may present as reduced lubrication, pelvic floor tightness, reduced pleasure or inhibited orgasm, Moyle explains. The anxiety is often rooted in limited, gendered messages we receive about sex. 'We feel that if we don't 'succeed', we'll be judged and shamed; or we believe we've failed to meet our partner's (or our own) expectations,' she says. If you have performance anxiety and a regular partner, tell them what's going on and offer a specific suggestion for what could help. 'Where we have communication gaps we fill the spaces with assumptions, which often hold a negative bias, but pretending it isn't happening is likely to worsen the anxiety,' advises Moyle. If a specific sex act or position is making you anxious, put a pause on it. 'It'll give you a chance to refocus your attention on what is working and feeling good,' she adds. Jamea says sexual skills are something we all have to learn and work at. 'I believe we're born with the fundamentals that we need to be good lovers, but things happen in our lives – we're influenced by culture or have a negative experience that disconnects us from those innate qualities.' Good sex isn't about a talented performance. 'It's about how good a communicator you are, how safe you make your partner feel and how deeply you're able to connect with them,' she says. Whether you think you're good or bad at sex, having a fixed mindset kills experimentation and prevents growth. Jamea says there's one question you should ask during sex if you want to be truly great: what feels best for you? 'That simple question can turn it into a collaborative experience where you're co-creators and active participants with the shared goal of making it better for everyone.' An Age UK study found 54% of men and 31% of women over 70 are still sexually active. Yet 'older people are viewed as sexless by our society, media and the medical community', says Joan Price, an advocate for 'ageless sexuality' and the author of Naked at Our Age: Talking Out Loud About Senior Sex. 'With a spirit of creativity and communication, we can be sexual beings lifelong,' she continues. 'Yes, sex changes as we age: we just need to learn to explore new ways of making sexual arousal work for us.' If what you used to do isn't physically possible any more, Price suggests taking turns. 'Instead of being frustrated that you can't find one activity that works for both of you, enjoy double the pleasure by giving and receiving separately.' For partnered and solo senior sex, incorporate vibrators into your sex life. 'They speed up arousal and are often the difference between orgasm or not.' Only 55% of straight men and 62% of gay and bisexual men don't feel anxious about their penis size. 'For men especially, there is the belief that the bigger it is the more pleasurable sex will be,' says intimate health expert Dr Shirin Lakhani. Yet the majority of straight women say they don't care about penis size, and 85% are happy with what their partner is packing. After all, pleasure comes down to much more than the length of a penis. If your penis size causes anxiety, share with your sexual partner how you're feeling. 'Even if society has made you feel uncomfortable about discussing penis size, your partner should be understanding and reassuring. There are of course other ways to enjoy sex that don't focus on penis size,' says Lakhani, who suggests oral sex or using your hands. This myth comes from the belief that sex toys can do things partners can't, and are therefore 'better'. Think of sex toys as tools, not threats. 'They offer something different to partnered sex. The two are not mutually exclusive,' says Moyle. Miranda Christophers, a sex and relationship psychotherapist and clinical director at The Therapy Yard, agrees that they can create different sensations, enhance exploration, add variety and playfulness, boost connection, and help people overcome sexual function issues. Moyle advises: 'If you're new to sex toys choose a simple vibrator, and trail it all over the body – not just focusing on the parts associated with sex. This can help build anticipation, desire and arousal.' 'Heterosexual men tend to believe that anal sex is a 'gay thing',' says Neves. 'This myth comes from poor sex education and gay male stereotypes, which can contribute to homophobia.' Anal sex can be enjoyed by anybody, regardless of sex, gender or sexuality. 'Numerous heterosexual men enjoy receiving anal sex. It stimulates the prostate (a gland found between the penis and rectum), which can be very pleasurable,' says Neves. Still, some men feel shame just for being curious about anal sex, and are less likely to seek information on how to practise it safely. 'Start slowly, because the lining of the anus is delicate. Access information on douching, and use plenty of lube,' Neves advises. 'You can start by trying a sex toy specifically designed for prostate massage to experiment with how it feels for you. Take it one step at a time.' 'The word 'drive' is a misnomer,' Jamea says. 'It's better understood as a motivational system that orients us towards pleasure, connection, novelty or emotional closeness.' Sexual desire is a lot more complex than the drive that comes from hunger or thirst. It also isn't static and can be shaped by context, stress, hormones, relationship dynamics, how much sleep you've had and how emotionally safe you feel with a partner. Jamea suggests trying to think of your sex drive as like a compass that points you towards what helps you feel most alive and connected. 'Rather than asking, 'Am I in the mood right now?', ask what conditions – individually, relationally or environmentally – could help me feel more open to desire.'
The Guardian
11-07-2025
- Health
- The Guardian
Bigger is always better - and 10 other sex myths busted
Asked to define sex, most people will say it means penetration and anything else is just 'foreplay', explains Kate Moyle, a psychosexual and relationship therapist, and author of The Science of Sex. 'This pedestals intercourse as 'real sex' and other sexual acts as something done before penetration rather than as deserving credit in their own right,' she says. Lesbian, bisexual and gay people tend to have a broader definition. Sex education historically revolved around reproduction (therefore penetration), which is just one of hundreds of reasons people have sex. If you think of penetration as the sex you 'should' be having, you might be missing out on the sex you genuinely enjoy. Whether you're in a penetration rut or tend to have sex the same way, challenge your idea of what intercourse means: 'Whenever you have sex, change one small thing – lights on/off, starting with your clothes on/off, a different position, or agreeing not to have penetrative sex,' Moyle suggests. 'Novelty can be a real boost for our sex lives.' 'Our culture treats the body like a lie detector test,' says Dr Emily Jamea, a sex and relationship therapist and author of Anatomy of Desire: Five Secrets to Create Connection and Cultivate Passion. We're fed the idea that arousal is instant, automatic and visible, 'but bodies are not machines, and things like stress, medications, trauma, hormones or feeling pressured to perform can affect its response', she adds. As psychosexual and relationship therapist James Earl puts it: mind and body don't always play nice. 'Men sometimes get an erection without being turned on, just like women may lubricate without feeling desire. The reverse is also true: you can feel aroused without the physical manifestation,' he explains. Try not to take the absence of a partner's erection or wetness as a personal rejection. 'It may signal that someone needs a bit more time, safety or stimulation,' Jamea says. 'Slow things down, check in and focus on what feels good, not just what 'should' be happening in the moment,' she adds. Experts are divided on the impact porn has on our sex lives, and even how addictive it really is. 'Some people may watch porn compulsively, but it's not because porn is addictive,' says Silva Neves, a psychosexual psychotherapist and author. 'It's often because they have other underlying emotional difficulties (most often depression) that they're trying to soothe.' But Alex Warden, a lead therapist at the Priory hospital, Chelmsford, who supports an increasing number of patients being referred to him with pornography addiction, says compulsive viewing can damage a relationship if taken to extremes. 'Partners usually feel betrayed and hurt, which can result in a breakdown of communication and intimacy. This tends to be wrapped up in a lot of confusion, shame and a host of mental health issues,' he says. However, Neves points out: 'Porn is not a monolith. There are multiple types of porn, some undesirable and misogynistic, and some very good ethical types.' If you are an avid viewer, he adds, it's best to be as open as possible and choose a partner who has similar values around it: 'Make sure you watch it in a way that's pleasurable, matches your own values and allows you to communicate your porn enjoyment with your partner without shame,' he says. This can affect everyone, regardless of sex or gender. A review of studies conducted across 18 years found up to 25% of men and 16% of women experience performance anxiety. The symptoms are often more obvious if you have a penis: not being able to get or maintain an erection, and premature ejaculation. With vulvas, it may present as reduced lubrication, pelvic floor tightness, reduced pleasure or inhibited orgasm, Moyle explains. The anxiety is often rooted in limited, gendered messages we receive about sex. 'We feel that if we don't 'succeed', we'll be judged and shamed; or we believe we've failed to meet our partner's (or our own) expectations,' she says. If you have performance anxiety and a regular partner, tell them what's going on and offer a specific suggestion for what could help. 'Where we have communication gaps we fill the spaces with assumptions, which often hold a negative bias, but pretending it isn't happening is likely to worsen the anxiety,' advises Moyle. If a specific sex act or position is making you anxious, put a pause on it. 'It'll give you a chance to refocus your attention on what is working and feeling good,' she adds. Jamea says sexual skills are something we all have to learn and work at. 'I believe we're born with the fundamentals that we need to be good lovers, but things happen in our lives – we're influenced by culture or have a negative experience that disconnects us from those innate qualities.' Good sex isn't about a talented performance. 'It's about how good a communicator you are, how safe you make your partner feel and how deeply you're able to connect with them,' she says. Whether you think you're good or bad at sex, having a fixed mindset kills experimentation and prevents growth. Jamea says there's one question you should ask during sex if you want to be truly great: what feels best for you? 'That simple question can turn it into a collaborative experience where you're co-creators and active participants with the shared goal of making it better for everyone.' An Age UK study found 54% of men and 31% of women over 70 are still sexually active. Yet 'older people are viewed as sexless by our society, media and the medical community', says Joan Price, an advocate for 'ageless sexuality' and the author of Naked at Our Age: Talking Out Loud About Senior Sex. 'With a spirit of creativity and communication, we can be sexual beings lifelong,' she continues. 'Yes, sex changes as we age: we just need to learn to explore new ways of making sexual arousal work for us.' If what you used to do isn't physically possible any more, Price suggests taking turns. 'Instead of being frustrated that you can't find one activity that works for both of you, enjoy double the pleasure by giving and receiving separately.' For partnered and solo senior sex, incorporate vibrators into your sex life. 'They speed up arousal and are often the difference between orgasm or not.' Only 55% of straight men and 62% of gay and bisexual men don't feel anxious about their penis size. 'For men especially, there is the belief that the bigger it is the more pleasurable sex will be,' says intimate health expert Dr Shirin Lakhani. Yet the majority of straight women say they don't care about penis size, and 85% are happy with what their partner is packing. After all, pleasure comes down to much more than the length of a penis. If your penis size causes anxiety, share with your sexual partner how you're feeling. 'Even if society has made you feel uncomfortable about discussing penis size, your partner should be understanding and reassuring. There are of course other ways to enjoy sex that don't focus on penis size,' says Lakhani, who suggests oral sex or using your hands. This myth comes from the belief that sex toys can do things partners can't, and are therefore 'better'. Think of sex toys as tools, not threats. 'They offer something different to partnered sex. The two are not mutually exclusive,' says Moyle. Miranda Christophers, a sex and relationship psychotherapist and clinical director at The Therapy Yard, agrees that they can create different sensations, enhance exploration, add variety and playfulness, boost connection, and help people overcome sexual function issues. Moyle advises: 'If you're new to sex toys choose a simple vibrator, and trail it all over the body – not just focusing on the parts associated with sex. This can help build anticipation, desire and arousal.' 'Heterosexual men tend to believe that anal sex is a 'gay thing',' says Neves. 'This myth comes from poor sex education and gay male stereotypes, which can contribute to homophobia.' Anal sex can be enjoyed by anybody, regardless of sex, gender or sexuality. 'Numerous heterosexual men enjoy receiving anal sex. It stimulates the prostate (a gland found between the penis and rectum), which can be very pleasurable,' says Neves. Still, some men feel shame just for being curious about anal sex, and are less likely to seek information on how to practise it safely. 'Start slowly, because the lining of the anus is delicate. Access information on douching, and use plenty of lube,' Neves advises. 'You can start by trying a sex toy specifically designed for prostate massage to experiment with how it feels for you. Take it one step at a time.' 'The word 'drive' is a misnomer,' Jamea says. 'It's better understood as a motivational system that orients us towards pleasure, connection, novelty or emotional closeness.' Sexual desire is a lot more complex than the drive that comes from hunger or thirst. It also isn't static and can be shaped by context, stress, hormones, relationship dynamics, how much sleep you've had and how emotionally safe you feel with a partner. Jamea suggests trying to think of your sex drive as like a compass that points you towards what helps you feel most alive and connected. 'Rather than asking, 'Am I in the mood right now?', ask what conditions – individually, relationally or environmentally – could help me feel more open to desire.'
Yahoo
09-07-2025
- Entertainment
- Yahoo
People Are Confessing Their Wildest One-Night Stand Stories, And I Was NOT Ready For My Mind To Be Blown Like This
We recently asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their most shocking hookup stories, and I was not prepared for what I read. Here are the most surprising ones: 1."I met this bartender on vacation. He asked me to meet him at a hotel the next night. He had a whole shaving kit and asked if he could completely shave me down there. The worst part is, I said yes! Strangest foreplay ever!" —Anonymous 2."I met a guy at a bar who was visiting friends from England and ended up going back to his friend's apartment. We were just starting to fool around when the bedroom door flew open, and his friends started flipping out. Turned out they were all studying to be Anglican priests, and the apartment was actually in a house connected to the church, and the priest lived on the first floor. I quickly dressed and tried to leave but you couldn't open the gate without a fob, so I was forced to walk back in to get them to let me out." —Anonymous 3."I hooked up with a woman in a bar, and we made out on the dance floor and in the car. She took me home, but her mother was there. It was a one-bedroom apartment. Her mom was in the bedroom, and when we sat on the sofa bed, her mom came out in her nightgown and reminded her that she still hadn't paid for her birth control prescription. She told me I reminded her of the sports guy on a local newscast and asked me if I had an older brother. She asked me if I was 'squeamish' about her being in the next room while I had sex with her daughter. I suddenly 'remembered' I had to get home to feed the cat and GTFO." —i_before_a_except_after_j 4."As we got going in the act, I felt a funny feeling in my belly, and then I proceeded to shart on the bed. I grabbed my clothes and ran like hell out the door, and never contacted him again." —Anonymous 5."I asked him to get some lube and he rummaged around in the bathroom and came back with NAIL POLISH REMOVER. I laughed so hard I nearly threw up and told him to go home." —musictchr 6."I was picked up at a bar in Germany by a hot blonde German woman. I went home with her, and my buddy went home with her friend. They dropped us off at my woman's place. After an exhausting night of doing everything we could think of, I left her bedroom to take a shower, and lining her hallway were pictures of her American husband and three kids! Oops!" —icylatte763 7."I went back to my hotel room with a woman I had just met at the bar. We were having sex, and she told me she wanted to have my baby. I pretended to finish and went to sleep." —Anonymous 8."I was introduced to a nice lady by some friends. We had a nice evening out, and I ended up staying at her place for the night. I was woken up by her son, who I wasn't aware existed, and he proceeded to ask if I was his new daddy. I left as fast as I could." —Anonymous 9."When I was in the professional baseball minor league, traveling to an away town, I met a pretty lady outside in a motel hallway who invited me to her room. She had a horse saddle on the bed which she wanted to have sex on! We had a great time. Early next morning, there was a loud commotion in the hallway; it was the police and the FBI arresting the pretty lady as a multi-state bank robber!" —Anonymous 10."I met a woman in a bar one night, and we immediately went back to her best friend's place and started hooking up. The following day, as I'm saying goodbye, her best friend asked, 'Did she tell you that her husband is a minister?' I almost crapped myself. Then I said, 'Oh my god! I'm going to hell.'' —Anonymous 11."I was in college and met a woman while I was studying at a coffee shop. It was the middle of the day on a weekday. We talked a bit, and she invited me to follow her to her place. I had never done anything like this before, but she was cute, so I agreed. I followed her to McMansion, and when we got inside, she immediately started things. Just as it was time to get to it, she begged me not to wear protection or pull out. I just said no, and she stopped it. As I was leaving, her wife walked out and told me that they just needed my sperm." —Anonymous 12."I met a woman at a coworker's party. She lived a few doors down from them and asked me to walk her home. She invited me in. Her big house was totally empty of furniture, which I thought was weird. I should have left, but I went with it. We were mid-coitus when a 2 or 3-year-old kid walked in with a full, smelly diaper. Found out from a co-worker that she was in the middle of a terrible divorce and that she must have left the kid home alone for the hour or so she was at the party." —Anonymous 13."I was about 35 and was on a business trip in New York. One night after my conference, I went to a local bar, and it was pretty empty, so I sat at the bar. Not long after that, this really attractive 65ish year old woman sits at the other end of the bar. She bought me a drink, so I returned the favor and sat by her and bought her one. After a few drinks and conversation, she asked if I'd ever done a Sportsman Double. I told her no, and she explained it was a mother/daughter threesome. I was intrigued and buzzed. I figured she was hot, and her daughter was probably too, so I took her up on her offer. We got back to her place and told me to wait in the living room. She walked down the hall and knocked on a bedroom door, opened it, and yelled MOM I GOT ONE!!" —Anonymous 14."Back in '94, on a second date after fooling around a little, I declined going further, citing my period. The next thing I knew, he turned in his seat, faced away from me with his feet on the ground. Then he pulled his jacket kinda up around his hunched-over position. First, I had zero clue what he was doing. Is he cold? Gonna puke? Next, he is bobbing his head into his lap. The freaking dude was going down on himself." —Anonymous 15."A friend of mine told me a girl projectile vomited during the act while in doggie position." —doe3507966 16."I was maybe 21, and my friends wanted to have a fun girls' night, so we went to this bar. I saw this man who is maybe 30ish years old, and he made eye contact with me. I walked up to him in my sort of drunk state and started to flirt. Flash forward, we were in the bathroom hooking up when his WIFE walks in looking for him. They had gone to the bar for their 5-year anniversary." —Anonymous 17."On Halloween, I went home with a guy, and ended up going down on him in his back seat. I woke up with him in my bed the next morning, got up, and went to work and ghosted him. About a week later, I went to an event for my parents' company; it turned out that the guy was my parents' coworker's son." —Anonymous 18."I once went to a guy's place, and his choice of background ambiance was an episode of Hoarders. I tried my best not to get distracted or disgusted by what was being shown on the TV, including multiple dead cats in a freezer, while we were doing stuff. About halfway through, I noticed small bloodstains on the sheets. He apologized and explained they were from the guy he had over the night before. Back acne. I couldn't get out of there fast enough." —Anonymous 19."I met someone on a dating app and after we finished hooking up, she asked if I needed to poop. I told her I didn't and asked her why she said that, and she said it was because she really wanted to wipe my butt. I couldn't have gotten out of there any faster." —Anonymous 20."I had a friend who went to a bar and met a woman. They were both drunk and ended up in bed together at her home, and after hooking up, she passed out, and he needed to use the restroom #2. He didn't know where the bathroom was, and being extremely drunk, he found the kitchen trash can, did his 'business,' wiped with a dish towel, got dressed, and left." —Anonymous 21."I hooked up with a guy on campus when I was 19 and in college. We had spent a couple of evenings hanging out before he came to my dorm room. There, we ended up hooking up after watching a movie. After we finished, the man CRIED. Like, literally bawling his eyes out. I couldn't believe it. So I told him to get up and move on." —Anonymous 22."One time, this guy and I went to a hotel room to hook up. After we did, he started crying about how he missed his best friend and the dude she's dating is a major red flag and not right for her." —Anonymous 23."I was incredibly drunk, of course. Right in the middle of it, he kisses me, and I begin puking in his mouth. I finished losing my drink over the side of his mom's bed. That's not all, I was so polite I rolled back over and asked if he wanted to finish." —Anonymous 24."I met this woman at a bar and went home with her. We got busy, and I found myself behind her doing it doggie style. She then ripped the biggest fart ever. The stench immediately hit me in the throat. I laughed so hard I got dressed and left. Totally gross!!!" —Anonymous 25."I was going down on a guy who had just graduated from the Naval Academy, and was quite drunk from celebrating. After what felt like eternity, he finished, and I sneezed at the same time. ALL of it, combined, came out of my nose onto his groin." —Anonymous 26."At a beach party, I met a dark, beautiful, very drunk woman, and we hit it off just great. She remarked that there are no real men there; let's go back to her place. On the car ride, she was going down on me. When we got to her place, she opened the front door, and there was a guy sleeping on her couch. It's her 17-year-old son. She wakes him up, and he goes to his room. I noped outta there so fast." —icymug343 finally, "I went out with a friend, her husband, and a bunch of his friends. I ended up taking one of the guys home with me. A few of the people in our group got into a fight, and a bike cop pepper-sprayed them. I didn't realize the guy I brought home had gotten mildly sprayed on his face, which he also touched with his hands. He wasn't involved in the fight but was trying to pull people from our group out of the tussle. Needless to say, I ended up sitting him in my bathtub in cold water, and after I dropped him off back on the base the next morning, we never spoke again." —awfulhouse65 What's your most shocking hookup story? Let us know in the comments or use the anonymous form below. Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.
