I Just Choked On My Sandwich Cackling At These 33 Pictures That Are Pretty Much Physically Impossible Not To Laugh At
A touching good night:
An interesting answer:
Forbidden love:
Trouble with technology:
The deal of a lifetime:
A comprehensive list:
The full spectrum of answers:
A peaceful rest:
A question doctors need to answer:
A slight mix-up:
A demand:
An explanation demanded:
A message from the professor:
A slight mis-step:
The two roads that lay before you:
A tiny typo:
A line drawn in the sand:
The worst jacket:
The art of negotiation:
Loretta's great review:
The only things worth searching:
An question well-answered:
The only two things it could have been:
The beauty of the Finnish language:
An urgent request:
An offer you can't refuse:
The start of a beautiful relationship:
A wonderful toy:
An important question:
A necessary detail:
The ultimate roast:
A dangerous spell:
And a message from The Man:
We should all wish to be visited by The Lotto Man someday.
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