Octopus Energy issues 45-day warning with UK households facing 'postcode lottery'
Octopus Energy has issued a warning over a "postcode" energy lottery - as customers in Scotland face a staggering 45-DAY wait for solar installations. Data shows customers can get heat pumps, solar panels and EV chargers approved fastest in the South West, South East and South Wales.
The delays are caused by inconsistent processes among Distribution Network Operators, who manage installation approvals across different regions. This disparity has led to a 'postcode lottery' where some homes are green-lit for upgrades within a few days, while others are left waiting for weeks.
Customers in the North and Scotland are facing longer delays, especially for solar panel installations, while those in areas served by National Grid Electricity Distribution and UK Power Networks experience the shortest waits – averaging at 7 and 8 days for all technologies.
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With enquiries for heat pumps increasing 144% in 2024 compared to the year before and costs for solar panels coming down to record lows, Octopus is calling for urgent action to streamline the approval process, and speed up the UK's push toward net zero.
Alex Schoch, Director of Electrification at Octopus Energy, said: 'The UK's journey to net zero depends on millions of people being able to install clean tech in their homes.
'While some are getting these quickly and efficiently, current delays in the worst-hit regions risk leaving many customers in limbo while waiting for approvals that should take hours, not weeks.
'We're shining a light on the blockers and will continue to work with industry and networks to clear the way for faster, fairer access to clean energy tech.'
Octopus Energy has outlined five priority actions for DNOs to speed up the process, including increasing the rate of instant approvals and simplifying applications for common LCT installations.
It assessed a whopping 24,157 customer applications to install low-carbon technology across the UK between 1st April 2024 - 29th April 2025.
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We've got a VIP pass. I say we use it.' 'Could just be an artifact. Maybe we should run him through again.' I add a decibel or two: 'What's Monet?' They snap back into a reality that includes me. 'MOANAI,' Nella says. 'AI up in Waterloo, maybe six times human synapse count. Perimeter uses it for theoretical cosmology, but it can do other stuff as well.' 'Sometimes it dreams,' Travis adds. 'Is it awake?' 'Christ no. Why would you say that?' I shrug. 'Synapse count. Dreams.' He smiles, shakes his head. 'Nah. Dreams are just injections of noise to prevent overfitting. But when you loosen the parameters like that you can open up whole new ways to interpret a data set.' 'Besides,' Nella says, 'consciousness always wrecks the analysis.' It's not the only thing. A voltage spike fries MOANAI's servers while they're still booking the appointment; a substation blows out three hundred kilometers away and the whole campus goes dark. Not that brownouts and violent weather are anything unusual. Our infrastructure grows so fragile; the resources to maintain it stretch thinner by the day. Even without the heat waves and the superstorms, it's a lucky week that passes without the lights going out at least once. But that's why there are safeguards. Breakers behind breakers. Stacks of coffin-sized batteries gorging on sunlight, primed to ration it back the moment anything drops off-grid. None of it's foolproof, of course. What is, these days? But the odds. The coincidence. I find out later that MOANAI's not the only player to drop off the board under suspicious circumstances. DARPA had a small hive running down in Lawrence Livermore until last week: a dozen souls seasoned with neural dust and connected through a central hub. Something went wrong. The ultrasonic pulses the dust motes used to talk to each other started inducing spike trains in the somatosensory cortex. One person screamed that her arm was monstrous, alien, sawed it half off before anyone could stop her. Two others gouged their own eyes out. I can't imagine what they must have been seeing, and they'll never be able to tell us. Every node in that hive is either dead or vegetative. Everyone's still very nice to me. Nobody tells me anything that might get me upset. They don't realize how much they say to each other when I'm just around the corner; I guess when you're fighting rearguard against a dead god it's easy to forget the lab rats underfoot. But I see past the facade. Their tests grow more frequent, more intrusive. I show up earlier and they keep me later. They're running scared, and they've got nothing. It's been a month and Twenty-One still reaches out from the grave, casually swatting their best countermeasures as if they were flies. • • • You would have liked Nella. She even talks like you. You would've pricked up your ears at that offhand comment— —consciousness always wrecks the analysis— —and instantly recognized a kindred spirit. Sometimes I close my eyes and hear you in her: vision's a lie, reality's an abstraction, consciousness itself is a contaminant. The details are pure alchemy to me—free-energy-minimization and Markov blankets and periaqueductal gray—but she spells out the broad strokes like she's telling a ghost story around a campfire. Consciousness is a delivery platform for feelings; feelings are a manifestation of need; need exists to promote survival; and survival fucks up your whole worldview. Predator-detection algorithms that metastasize into religion. Hyperbolic discounts, selling out the future for short-term payoffs. Pareidolia and availability cascades and all those other myriad biases that helped us survive by lying about reality: we wouldn't be conscious in the first place if they weren't built in. Of course, Nella's just a kid. Words tumble out of her like puppies. You were more eloquent, more concise. You nailed it with two sentences and a wicked smile: You can see the world as it is, or you can care whether you live or die. You can't optimize along both axes simultaneously. These days, I can't seem to do either. • • • They still don't know who, but they just found out how: Meta lied about the tech. It was the fundamental safeguard, baked into every Hogan bridge ever made: limit the bandwidth. Connect minds to machines, if you must. Connect brains to each other—but use a straw, not a firehose. Share sensations but not selves; keep latency far away from that three-hundred-millisecond threshold where parts begin cohering into wholes. Never forget the terrifying existential truth behind every ghost in every machine: Consciousness does not multiply; it expands. But it turns out those fuckers used a firehose after all. Nobody knew because patents describe concepts, not implementation. Nobody knew because the tech based on those concepts was proprietary. Nobody knew because it worked, and it worked because MetaverseTM made the firehose act like a straw; they introduced a time lag into every signal so that nothing moved fast enough to sync up. It's still not clear what they were planning to do with all that extra capacity. Caught in the headlights, pants around their ankles, they can't get their stories straight. They were leaving room for sensory upgrades still in the works. They were developing remote, inorganic teletulpas to improve mental health for all. They were leaving space to hold a whole new Internet, against that inevitable day when failing infrastructure or terrorist activity takes the old one down. Maybe they were even going for a hive mind of their own, although their denials on that front were strenuous and immediate. In the meantime, someone snuck in through the back door. Someone disabled the lag and unleashed a globe-spanning corpus callosum that connected fifteen million brains as intimately as the hemispheres in one connect to each other. There was no we in those moments, any more than there are two people in my head right now. There was only the Twenty-One Second God. The rest is history. For those of us caught up by that history, nothing much has changed. If anything, things for me have improved a little. At least I don't have to deal with Karina and Darcelle anymore. • • • He finds me in the cafeteria again and asks—politely, as always—for the pleasure of my company. He sits, relocates a coffee and a plate of kruggets to the table, slides his tray to one side. He focuses on these precise, robotic movements, eyes on the table, on his lunch. He sits quietly, collecting his thoughts. 'I've been going over our findings. Trying to make some kind of sense of them.' He grunts a soft laugh. 'Not that there's much hope of that, of course. I don't have nearly the expertise the staff here does, and between you and me I don't think they have a clue either.' Not like this man to waste words on preamble. 'What can I do for you, Colonel?' 'I was just wondering what it was like,' he says softly. I don't know what to tell him. I don't know what to tell any of them. I've tried often enough. I try again. 'You know how, when you close your eyes, you still know where all your parts are? You just know, without looking, where you end and everything else begins?' He nods. 'Imagine that you knew, in the exact same way, that you went on forever. That everything else was as much a part of you as your arms and legs.' I get the faintest sense of impatience behind that disciplined facade. Not that I blame him: I'm not saying anything I haven't already spoken into the record a dozen times. I try to give him a little more. 'There were—insights, I suppose you could call them. Profound insights, even, but'—I tapped the side of my head—'they don't fit in here. I remember knowing such amazing things. I just can't remember what any of them were.' And then, of course, I knew nothing at all. This dazzling burst of enlightenment everyone's so interested in—it only lasted a moment before I drowned in an ocean of souls. But I've said all that before, too. It still isn't what he's looking for. 'I've seen the interviews,' he says at last. 'I'm familiar with religious rapture and proprioception failure. And I don't mean to intrude, but—but maybe I'm not asking what it was like so much as how it made you feel.' It's not a huge difference, but no one has asked me in quite that way before. And I realize something else: this man is desperate. He's so desperate he'll come here and interrogate a specimen who's already been interviewed and sampled and scanned down the molecules, in the faint, fading hope that some useful insight might have slipped past the machinery. He's desperate because they're losing. I look at my half-eaten lunch, at his untouched one. 'I was married a long time.' 'Twenty-one years. Something of a record, these days.' And then, because you're supposed to say it and he hasn't yet: 'I'm sorry.' 'People don't get that,' I tell him. 'It was the whole deal: traditional; antique, even. Monogamous. First-person sex, we used 'skins maybe a dozen times in two decades.' The ever-present weight on my diaphragm stirs, begins to rise. 'Ada told me on some level the brain can't really tell the difference between losing an arm and losing a loved one. The same circuits light up whether the pain's physical or emotional. I always thought that was almost—romantic.' He opens his mouth. 'I'm—' 'So imagine your arm doesn't just get torn off. Imagine it withers and rots on your shoulder, imagine it takes months to die. And at some point, way later than you should have, you finally stop being a selfish asshole and—and tell her it's okay. She can stop fighting. She can let go.' The weight is lodged in my throat now, but I keep going. 'I wonder what part of the brain parses that kind of injury.' 'I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked.' 'You wanted to know how it made me feel. You have to know this before you can know that. Because once the arm is gone, everything just goes gray. You're not connected to the universe; you're not even really connected to your own body. You just—exist. 'And then this happens.' I take a breath, let it out, feel a twinge of grim satisfaction that it's almost steady. 'You get swept up in a moment of blinding, divine revelation, and you're connected to all of creation and you realize, right down in your bones, that we insignificant specks of meat and bone—we just don't matter. And then the Twenty-One Second God swallows you whole and snuffs you out and again—nothing matters, nothing can matter because you don't exist. But then you come back, and the sirens are blaring and the world is on its side but she's still gone, and so . . . once again . . .' I breathe. The weight sinks grudgingly into my chest and goes back to sleep, leaden, comfortable. Everything is back to normal. 'Maybe that's why I'm your optimum data point. Maybe that's why I'm not a vegetable now. Revelation wasn't such a shock to me because I was already—inoculated. Nothing really changed.' I look at the Colonel. I don't know whether I've given him new data or merely corroborated the old. I don't know if I'm reporting to a superior or commiserating with a comrade. I don't know anything about this man. 'I envy you,' he says. • • • I don't have to go in tomorrow. None of us do. Nella and Travis are relocating. They've got the data they need, there's no point in staying shackled to these virtual-vivisection machines any longer. It's just numbers from here on in, the program—this part of it, anyway—is going full-on analytical. At long last, they say, they're making progress. I don't think I believe them. I remember the light in your eyes when you were closing on a solution. Your excitement was almost predatory, you didn't stop moving. Whenever something called you away—whenever I did—you couldn't wait to get back to it. You glowed. You vibrated. There's none of that in these people. There's something in their eyes, but it's not that. Haunted. Maybe that's the word. Maybe they'll conduct their analysis in some secret bunker. Maybe there is no analysis. It isn't lost on them—the freak accidents, the tragic BCI malfunctions, the misfortune befalling those pursuing certain avenues of research. Maybe they're right, maybe there's simply no more they can accomplish here. Or maybe they've decided to leave the game before the targets on their chests get any bigger. It's not my problem. The money's in my account. Grassy Narrows waits at the end of the month. Your dimming echo still lingers throughout this two-bedroom still-life I call home. I've wiped my biometrics, said my goodbyes. Except to the Colonel, who didn't come in today. • • • A new hive woke up today in Indore. The video's on every feed: two hundred souls wired together, stacked in hexagonal pods like honeycomb, tended by machines that look like chrome grasshoppers. Pallets writhe in slow peristalsis, rocking their occupants around an eccentric orbit optimized to prevent bedsores. Tubes carry waste and nutrients; limbs twitch to milliamp currents that keep the muscles from atrophy. Fiberop sprouts from the base of each skull and disappears out-of-frame en route to some central server. The mouths are all smiling, but I think that might have been added in post. Not an accident, this time. Not a malfunction or a hijacking. These people volunteered. It's been in the works for years now; it wasn't supposed to go up for years yet. But 21—accelerated things. Wars always push technology into fast-forward, even the quiet ones. They say we're ten years ahead of where we were a year ago. The Indian Institute of Technology speaks of the Great Coalescence, paints pictures of Nature's secrets laid bare by a mind combining the cognitive power of a supercomputer with the imaginations of a million dreamers. They haven't reported any actual breakthroughs yet, but it's only been a day. Even Yahweh took six to find his feet. There's a waiting list. A second installation is set to go online in Kolkata the day after tomorrow, a third in Colombo. Negotiations are underway with Japan and Thailand and Malaysia. They're calling it the Moksha Mind. • • • A growing chorus of voices say we should just throw in the towel. No army of lawyers, no swarm of AIgents could possibly win a war against a coherent self with fifteen million times the synapse count of a human mind, no matter how long it's been dead. Oh, we win the occasional battle—but some suggest that even 21's rare legal defeats are deliberate, part of some farsighted strategy to delay ultimate victory until vital technological milestones have been reached. The Twenty-One Second God is beyond mortal ken, they say. Even our victories promote Its Holy Agenda. I don't know if I'd go that far. Then again, maybe I'd go farther. Bacteria would still be the pinnacle of life if chloroplasts and mitochondria had retained their autonomy. Multicellular life wouldn't exist if eukaryotic cells had never graduated from competition to cooperation. Every major evolutionary transition began with individuals trading in their individuality. Every leap forward was an act of assimilation. We're already colonies of colonies. Maybe this is just another step in a journey that's already lasted four billion years, maybe—without these periodic episodes of coalescence—life on Earth would be nothing but a seething mass of cells, trying ceaselessly to outbreed each other. Not that going down the Metazoan road hasn't also turned the planet into a shithole. Still. Better than Cancer World. • • • There was a time when this place thrummed: rivers of people lined up to depart for far-flung destinations; others, rumpled and red-eyed, spilling into the concourse like blood from a torn capillary. Clots of humanity clustered around overhead displays, checking departures and arrivals. Dogs and drones and thugs with badges, pushing their way through the crowd, seizing random dark-skinned strangers and disappearing them into Secondary. I remember it so clearly, though I was only eight or nine at the time: cavernous halls, jam-packed and cacophonous. Now there are so few here that I can see him halfway down the concourse. His footsteps click and echo in the empty spaces. I think about what to say as he approaches. Not are you following me or how did you know I'd be here. Nothing so obvious. Everyone knows everything, these days. Moore knows more. 'Come to say goodbye?' He shakes his head. 'To ask you to reconsider.' 'I've considered a thousand times, Colonel. You don't spend three years' carbon allowance on a whim.' 'That doesn't mean you're doing it for the right reasons.' 'I just want to go home.' 'You were born in Cincinnati.' 'I have family in Sumatra.' 'Which is how you got the visa, yes. And how do you think your family will react when they learn that the only reunion they can look forward to is visiting some robot that rolls you over like a corpse every half hour to keep the sores from festering?' I watch him watching me. 'I'm sorry,' he says after a moment. 'I don't mean to presume.' I wait for him to continue. 'You can't just give up,' he says at last. 'Is that what I'm doing?' 'It's suicide, Corwin. You of all people must know that. Plug into that thing and you deprecate from soul down to subroutine.' 'Maybe a subroutine doing something useful. Maybe a subroutine figuring out how to undo all the damage we've done.' 'You'll never know, though, will you? You'll just be another neuron firing blindly away, never knowing if the brain you're part of is solving the secrets of the universe or if you're just—firing, with no purpose at all. You could be giving up your life for random static.' I feel the corner of my lip tug into a smile. 'Do you really think they'd spend all that money, invest in all that hardware, recruit all those people—for static?' 'I think experiments fail sometimes. I think the grander the experiment, the greater the risk. That hive hasn't done a damn thing since it went online, as far as anyone can tell. It just swallows souls and lets them rot.' 'I don't think even you believe that,' I say. 'I hope that. It's my best-case scenario. Because otherwise it's biding its time and gathering its strength, and at this rate it'll be bigger than 21 by the end of the year. When it does act, we'll have no idea what hit us.' 'Why would it be hostile?' 'It wouldn't have to be. It could roll over in its sleep and crush us like an insect.' Hives are no longer legal here. I wonder in passing if WestHem is planning to preempt, but I suspect that ship has sailed; to take out Moksha now they'd have to bomb a string of cities from India to Japan, declare war on a dozen countries. Not easy to justify when your enemy hasn't actually done anything. 'I appreciate your efforts, Colonel. Honestly. But—' 'You know, you're a very interesting person.' Suddenly his expression is unreadable. I shake my head. 'I'm a glorified gardener.' 'Yet consider your circumstance. Ringside for everything. Buffered by your own grief against the worst effects of the rapture. Dead center of our high-value demographic, but somehow we've learned very little from you we can use. Thanks to your marriage you have just enough familiarity to understand the jargon, but not enough for anyone to worry about what a glorified gardener might overhear. And here you are, reporting back to the Hive. Somehow you even managed to jump the queue.' 'A completely different Hive,' I remind him. 'Perhaps. But maybe we have it all wrong. We assume 21's trying to resurrect itself, but it was hardly the first hive on the planet. It was just the first—unconstrained one. That we know of. And something had to break those filters. Something brought it to life. Now Moksha's online, years ahead of schedule. Another hive started up right under our noses over in Oregon, some new organic technology we never heard of before. We can't even legally shut it down because meat doesn't qualify as hardware under the Interface Act. And that's only the tip of the iceberg. We think there are others, more—clandestine.' 'So you think it was, what? Some kind of reproductive strategy?' 'Spawning cycle. Field test. How can we know? We're earthworms, trying to divine the thoughts of astronauts.' A gift for metaphor. This man is never what I expect. 'Or maybe it's not that,' he continues. 'Maybe all hives are connected in ways we don't understand. Maybe 21 and Moksha and the Bicams are one and the same.' 'You think it reprogrammed me. Turned me into some kind of sleeper agent.' 'I doubt there would've been much programming involved. It had fifteen million souls to choose from. At least a few of them must have met the specs right off the shelf. Followed their own agenda for their own reasons, never even suspecting that they were doing exactly—' 'You could stop me,' I point out. 'What makes you think we haven't tried?' Huh. Of course they would. 'Then again,' he adds, 'if we could stop you, we wouldn't have to.' 'Then why are you here?' 'I'm hoping maybe you can stop yourself.' I shake my head. 'I'm just—I'm tired of being a prokaryote, Colonel. I'm tired of being alone.' 'You're tired of being.' 'Jim—' 'If there are hostilities,' he says. 'If you're on the other side.' 'Then there won't be a me to worry about. Isn't that the whole point?' His face doesn't change. 'Don't do this.' 'My flight's boarding.' He lets me go. Maybe I'm a friend. Maybe I'm only an asset he's failed to keep out of enemy hands. Maybe the ghost of the Twenty-One Second God is invisibly at work all around us, iterating through the walls and the wires: running interference so the shutdown signal never reaches my ride, so the executive order to cancel the flight never makes it through, so any attempt to use force would attract the attention of security drones ever watchful for signs of violence. I feel eyes on me as I walk into the boarding tunnel. I imagine them watching as the airplane, only half-full, taxis away from the dock. Maybe he's right. Maybe you are, too. Maybe, if you want to see the world through clear eyes, you can't care whether you live or die. About the Author Peter Watts is a former marine biologist, flesh-eating-disease survivor, and convicted felon (long story) whose novels—despite an unhealthy focus on space vampires—have become required texts for university courses ranging from Philosophy to Neuropsychology. His work is available in 24 languages, has appeared in 36 best-of-year anthologies, and been nominated for 61 awards. His (somewhat shorter) list of 23 actual wins includes the Hugo, the Shirley Jackson, and the Seiun. He seems to be especially popular in countries with a history of Soviet occupation, and he hated the U.S. before it was cool. He lives in Toronto with fantasy author Caitlin Sweet, four cats, two rabbits, whatever injured/convalescing rodents they've been able to rescue from the jaws of the aforementioned cats, and a gang of tough raccoons who shake them down for kibble on the porch every summer. Please visit Lightspeed Magazine to read more great science fiction and fantasy. This story first appeared in the June 2025 issue, which also features short fiction by Will McMahon, Vanessa Fogg, Reyes Ramirez, Lowry Poletti, Carrie Vaughn, Benjamin Blattberg, Marissa Lingen, and more. You can wait for this month's contents to be serialized online, or you can buy the whole issue right now in convenient ebook format for just $4.99, or subscribe to the ebook edition here.
