Jordan Klepper Calls Trump Out for His ‘Irish Exit' at G7
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President Trump left the G7 summit in Canada a day earlier than planned, flying back to Washington to deal with the Iran-Israel conflict, according to the White House.
On Tuesday's 'Daily Show,' Jordan Klepper called Trump out for his 'Irish exit.'
'Now, this is an important G7 for Trump, because he had to prove that he had the discipline and wherewithal to fix the global economy after he [expletive] up the global economy.' — JORDAN KLEPPER
'We all know what this is, right? You're at an event, you have to rush home because 'something came up'? Look, I get it — none of us like to poop in an unfamiliar place. Sometimes, when you have a big matchup coming up, you just need that home-field advantage.' — JORDAN KLEPPER
'After a few days with Trump, the Canadian prime minister was like, 'I hate to see you go, but I also hate to see you here.'' — JIMMY FALLON
'When French president Emmanuel Macron told the press that Trump left the G7 to work on a cease-fire, Trump attacked Macron, posting, 'He has no idea why I am now on my way to Washington, but it certainly has nothing to do with a cease-fire. Much bigger than that. Stay tuned!' Much bigger than that? Not a cease-fire? Maybe not the most subtle messaging from the commander in chief. It's like when F.D.R. said, 'Gotta get me some sleep. Tomorrow is Big D-Day. Can't say much more, but it rhymes with Shmormandy.' — STEPHEN COLBERT
'So either the United States is about to jump in or he just got bored during the G7 icebreakers.' — STEPHEN COLBERT
''Stay tuned.' Like it's the season finale of 'Celebrity Apprentice' or something.' — JIMMY KIMMEL
'Oh, great! Yeah, better than a cease-fire! Cease-fire plus! That's great — I hate watching ads.' — JORDAN KLEPPER
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