Maxwell: Politics at Florida universities is really about the grift

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You probably know that Florida's GOP politicians have taken a wrecking ball to the state's university system. And the narrative is that they're on a noble crusade to exorcise evil, 'woke' ideology from college campuses.
But if you believe that's the only goal here, you've been duped. This isn't about politicians going after liberal doctrines nearly as much as it's about them going after tax dollars.
They've turned the university system into a political spoils system where politicians with no higher-ed experience can score lucrative higher-ed jobs for themselves.
It's been going on for a while now, but the grift was fully exposed this past week. That's when it was revealed that one of the political has-beens fuming about diversity — as a supposed reason to deny the University of Florida presidency to a qualified applicant — had secretly made a play to try to get the $3 million-a-year job for himself.
See, you have to separate the theater from the grift. The theater was a bunch of privileged guys griping about the concept of diversity and inclusion. The grift was one of those same guys making a secretive play for the very job he was griping about.
More about that in a moment, but first, let's remember where this all started — at New College of Florida with Richard Corcoran. Two years ago, the former House Speaker craved a fat, higher-ed paycheck. The problem was that Corcoran had as much higher-ed experience as my dead cat, Furball.
So to distract from his lack of qualifications, Corcoran fumed — about DEI, CRT and other scary-sounding acronyms. It was red meat for the trolls. And Corcoran laughed all the way to the bank. He got a $1 million deal to run a tiny college with 698 students. Elementary school principals oversee more pupils.
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Then Corcoran and Co. invited other political has-beens to feed at the New College trough. They gave a former Senate president a $500-an-hour legal contract, the governor's former spokesman a $15,000-a-month PR contract and the wife of the former Republican Party of Florida chairman $175,000 to run the school's foundation.
With the chow bell rung, the politicians came running. Former U.S. Sen. Ben Sasse of Nebraska scored a $10 million deal for a short-lived and disastrous tenure at UF where the student newspaper discovered he'd quickly blown through $17 million in public money, including $38,000 he spent on a sushi bar.
Lieutenant Gov. Jeanette Nunez snagged the top spot at Florida International University. A cable-company lobbyist friendly with the administration is in line to lead FAMU.
At one college, they had to actually remove the requirement that the president have an advanced degree so that they could give the job to Fred Hawkins, a GOP legislator who lacked one.
But then this past week, the scheme was fully exposed in cringe-worthy fashion.
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The scene was the Board of Governors meeting in Orlando where appointees of Gov. Ron DeSantis were once again fuming about the alleged evils of diversity and inclusion. Their reason this time was to try to deny the UF presidency to former University of Michigan President Santa J. Ono. Somehow, a qualified candidate had actually advanced through the secretive application process — and that would not be tolerated.
So the political appointees accused Ono of all kinds of terrible things like embracing equality and believing in science. Former House Speaker Paul Renner led the anti-woke war.
But then one board member who'd apparently heard enough posturing went off-script.
Eric Silagy, the former CEO of Florida Power and Light, asked if any of his fellow board members — the ones savaging Ono for being too woke — had applied for the very job Ono was seeking.
Yes, responded board chairman Mori Hosseini. 'Paul Renner.'
It turned out the very guy claiming Florida needed an anti-woke warrior in this $3 million-a-year position had been salivating over the post.
Renner became visibly enraged when exposed. He indignantly responded that he'd only inquired about the job because other people suggested he do so and that he'd since decided not to accept the high-paying job even if it was offered to him. Sure, Mr. Speaker. Your nobility is noted.
Most of the time, qualified candidates like Ono don't even get a shot. But occasionally, well-intentioned leaders at individual schools try to give them one — as trustees at Florida Atlantic University did two years ago when they nominated Vice Admiral Sean Buck, the superintendent of the United States Naval Academy, to be FAU's president.
But Buck didn't stand a chance in this environment. DeSantis allies savaged the respected admiral's reputation so that yet another GOP legislator, Randy Fine, could have a shot at the job.
DeSantis would later admit in a moment of surprising candor that he only supported Fine because other GOP legislators disliked Fine and wanted him gone. 'They wanted to get him out of the Legislature,' DeSantis said. 'So they asked me to put him up for Florida Atlantic president, and I did.'
That's how these folks treat these positions.
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Fine and DeSantis later had a falling out, and Fine didn't get the gig. But the rules of the game were clear: Qualified applicants need not apply.
An irony is that former politicians actually can become impressive university leaders. Florida State University President John Thrasher, a former GOP house speaker, was one of them. I respected him. So did many others.
But Thrasher, who sadly passed away last week, was a different kind of man than the Florida politicians of today. He was a statesman — not someone willing to savage others' reputation simply to enrich himself.
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