65 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Month And Accidentally Ruined Their Entire Year

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4 days ago

The person whose basement just got a brand new indoor pool:
The person who lost power in the most cartoonish way:
The person whose guitar might have taken a slight fall:
The person whose car made the perfect toy for a bear:
The person whose wedding ring was squeezing the life out of them:
The person who just invented a new kind of burger:
The person whose phone took a nice, relaxing dip:
The person whose cake basically said it all:
The person who is in for a rude awakening:
The person who hit literally the only thing they should have tried to avoid:
The person whose tomato soup got sent straight to Hades itself:
The person who picked a fight with the wrong tree:
The person who has a golden opportunity to make the world's largest pizza pie:
The person whose drink got a little extra spice in it at the ballgame:
The person whose garage got delivered a dent:
The person who might want to hire a professional next time:
The person whose sunburn is more like a sun-incineration:
The person whose fence has seen some things... horrible things:
The person who had the unthinkable happen to them:
The person who got an extra-special gift with their new car:
The person whose hard work was ruined by a moth with nothing to lose:
The person who made a $500 mistake:
The person who might clean a little TOO well:
The person who will be picking rice out of their keyboard until the cows come home:
The person who will be enjoyin' some good old-fashioned grilled spatula tonight:
The person who added a liiiittle bit too much salt:
The person whose iPhone is halfway to becoming a sandwich:
The person whose car is now 90% dough:
The person who got something very, very precious taken from them:
The person who got a little extra protein with their rice:
The person whose garlic bread is now garlic dead:
The person who got a fresh pair of size 12 baby shoes:
The person whose car looks like it just got hit by a line drive from Bubbles Hargrave:
The person who loves their cat very much, I'm sure:
The person whose cake went skydiving:
The person whose tire might have a little bit of a problem:
The person whose lemon is begging to be put out of its misery:
The person whose rear-end is about to be filled to the brim with diet cola:
The person whose wall is now minty fresh:
Mmmm. Perfect.
The person whose delivery driver, while enthusiastic, left a bit to be desired:
The person whose cake instructions got taken a bit too literally:
The person who had a Looney Tunes scenario happen to them:
The person who met some ants with expensive taste:
The person who got a note from their neighbor you never want to get:
The person who just invented a new way to tie-dye:
The person who just might want to bust out the flamethrower on their car:
The person whose kitchen just turned into a foam rager:
The person who is now seeing their front tooth the way the rest of the world sees it:
The person who's going to be sneezing until the cows come home:
The person who now holds the power to eternal life:
The person who is on the trip of a lifetime:
The person who's going to be picking up little tiny rye berries until the cows come home:
The person who lived the Italian nightmare:
The person who should have never checked the garage:
The person who shouldve just stayed put:
The person who learned a valuable lesson about trunk space:
The person who got a palm full of cactus:
The person who got a little extra flavoring on their dog:
The person who gave their staircase a cool, hip modern paint-job:
The person whose pictures will now have a tasteful crease to them:
The person who may never sleep again:
The person who was kind enough to anonymously donate a bite of their sandwich:
The person who's going to have to pull a dang Sir Edmund Hillary maneuver to get that remote:
The person whose computer experienced flight:
And the person whose pink toe got absolutely no respect:
Poor pinky.