Nintendo Warns Users Not To Remove Protective Foreskin From Switch 2
REDMOND, WA—Issuing a warning before the console's highly anticipated launch this week, Nintendo announced Tuesday that users of the Switch 2 should not remove its protective foreskin. 'When unwrapping your new Switch 2, please be careful not to peel off the device's highly sensitive frenulum,' said Nintendo spokesperson Jason Knight, explaining that the thin, retractable skin fold contained tens of thousands of nerve endings, and severing them amounted to 'console mutilation.' 'While some prefer the look of a circumcised Switch, the foreskin greatly enhances gameplay. Peeling off your console's foreskin can lead to decreased sensation, reduced enjoyment, and difficulties with button function. Sadly, playing Mario , Zelda , or Animal Crossing will never feel the same.' The spokesperson added that anyone who had inadvertently removed their Switch 2's foreskin could buy a set of weighted attachments from Nintendo to help grow back the sheath of skin.
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But Nintendo is launching Switch Edition 2 versions of existing games that enable those titles to take advantage of the Switch 2's new hardware with improved visuals and new gameplay modes. Switch 2 editions of 'The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild' and 'Tears of the Kingdom' are available now, while 'Super Mario Party Jamboree,' 'Kirby and the Forgotten Land' and 'Pokémon Legends: Z-A' will get Switch 2 editions later this year. Yes, Nintendo still sells previous Switch models including the $200 Switch Lite, $300 standard Switch and $350 Switch OLED. That's a benefit for shoppers who don't want to shell out $450, but it could also eat into demand for Nintendo's new system — especially since many major new titles aren't out yet. 'The Switch being so successful is a double-edged sword,' Piscatella said ahead of the Switch 2 debut in April. 'On the one hand, a huge, great positive base to build on. On the other hand, a huge target to try to reach in terms of the same level of success.'
