If You're Proud To Be A Silly Goose, You'll Love These 33 Products

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29-03-2025

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Step aside, Stanley and Owala; this cutesy little penguin bottle will be your new emotional support bestie/water bottle.
1. A Golden Girls -themed planter because as Dorothy states, "It's not easy being a mother," and I think we all can relate because it's not easy being a PLANT mother either. Thankfully, you can keep the faux succulent in this if you don't want to put a real plant in here.
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Promising review:"I Iove The Golden Girls, and when I saw this little planter, I knew I had to get it! She sits in my kitchen judging my cooking, lol." — Christina
Get it from Amazon for $15.99 (Get it in Blanche, Dorothy, or Sophia).
2. A mini wacky waving inflatable tube guy if you need some motivation to get you through the work day post 30-min lunch. He might not be able to help you answer all those emails that "find you well," but at least he's fun to look at!
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Promising review:" I opened the package and screamed for joy! As I placed the 9-volt battery, my hands were trembling with what was going to happen next! As I turned on the wacky waving inflatable tube man, I knew I had a friend for life. Someone you can really count on to cheer you up when you are feeling down. He brought me such joy I started to cry with laughter and happiness." — Robert Wurstner
Get it from Amazon for $11.66.
3. A pack of vibrant fire colorants, since a regular fire just isn't cutting it anymore. But a rainbow fire that's worthy of a "That was legitness!"? Now, that's more like it.
FYI, if you're making s'mores (or any food), don't throw these on until *after* you're done cooking with the fire. To get the show started, just add 1–3 of these packets to your fire, and you'll get up to a full hour of colorful flames before the vibrancy fades. You can add additional packets as needed!
Promising review:"If you love a campfire or a backyard blaze or know someone who does, these are just great fun. Takes fire-watching to a whole new hippy-trippy beautiful level. The colors are beautiful, and they make the camping experience extra special. Great little gift for the person who has everything. I gave them to a twentysomething and to a kid with 'mom or dad has to help you with this' and kept some for myself. I love these things." — MSM
Get a pack of six from Amazon for $6.94.
4. A darling little witch spoon rest to snap onto your pots and pans so your cooking utensils can be close to whatever witch's brew (aka Kraft Mac 'N' Cheese) you're cooking up for dinner.
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Promising review:"This little witch is not only cute and adorable, she stops pots from boiling over, keeps the lid tipped a bit and hold onto the spoon. Nice little addition to the kitchen gadgets!" — LBell
Get it from Amazon for $14.95.
5. A"Gracula" garlic crusher, which does a FANGtastic job at doing the annoying, tedious job of crushing up garlic cloves. All you have to do is insert the cloves, twist, and you're done. Whoever created this little gadget is a bloody genius!
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Promising review: "I love this little guy. I found him on a BuzzFeed list and had to have it as soon as I saw it! I've minced as many as five cloves in it in seconds. It's a little tricky getting all of the garlic out once minced (I use a silicone basting brush to get most of it, but I always use more than the recipe calls for anyway, so it's not a deal breaker). Cleanup is a breeze because he goes right in the dishwasher!" — Barbie
Get it from Amazon for $18.99.
6. A dimmable sad duck night-light that looks derpy in the cutest way possible. Plus, it's touch-activated and has an optional 30-minute timer. I'm literally quacking — I mean quaking — because this is so adorable.
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Promising review: "I ordered this lamp because of its appearance. This has totally filled a void in my life I didn't know existed. Everyone who sees it pokes it. The lamp is very functional. It's got a really nice set of brightness options, and the glow is yellowish, which is much nicer than white in a dim/dark room. One thing that isn't mentioned in the description is that its legs are utterly floppy. It's terrific." — Literated
Get it from Amazon for $15.99.
7. Or a color-changing mushroom night-light for those of you who want a colorful and cute solution to your fear of the dark, but also want to feel like your room is a little garden fairy forest.
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Promising review: "I LOVE this night-light. It's in my bathroom and is a lovely addition. It turns off the second the lights go on, which is nice because I don't have to worry about accidentally leaving it on. Super cute, and the little, itty-bitty lighting element does a good job of lighting. It's just enough, so I don't have to turn the main lights on in the middle of the night." — 1Thand
Get it from Amazon for $5.99.
8. A huggable banana duck plush toy you'll never want to ~split~ apart from because 1) it's super cute, 2) it's super soft, and 3) it's a banana duck... how can it get any better than this?
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Promising review:"Once you get this duck, your life will be changed. It is soft and plush and perfect for snuggling! Banana duck is life." — Sarah Kenton
Get it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in four colors).
9. A screaming goat figurine because life is making you want to just scream at the top of your lungs, but doing that in your cubicle is not socially acceptable. 🙄 But this lil' guy doing it for you? Completely fine in my book!
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It even comes with a book full of fun facts and trivia about goats!
Promising review:"This is a hilarious way to scream at the universe without hurting your throat. I often gift this to people who are struggling. It generates a smile and lets them know it's OK to feel like screaming." — meggysmallz
Get it from Amazon for $7.96.
10. A book of 642 tiny things to draw, a must-have if you find yourself saying the words, "Ugh, I'm bored" at work or school. This will give you so many random little things to doodle when you need a well-deserved brain break.
BuzzFeed Shopping contributor Jonathan Mazzei says:"My girlfriend got me this book as a gift a few years ago, and it turned out to be even better than I expected! The prompts are super fun and help you to think outside of the box, even during those moments when you feel like you have no ideas. It's great to casually doodle in while passing time since you don't have to think of what to draw, but it also can be really helpful when brainstorming for creative projects. My girlfriend is a visual artist and graphic designer, and she loves using it to play around with ideas and make her think of things she never would have thought of without it. Plus, it's small and super portable! Highly recommend!"
Get it from Amazon for $9.25.
11. A silly lil' burger lamp since your overhead light can get you a little krabby (patty), and you want something a little easier on the eyes. This adjustable lamp is super cute and will spice up your usually boring desk decor.
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Promising review:"I was looking for something to help me see my keys better since I do need to occasionally look when I type. This burger light is perfect! love that it extends to angle toward my keys and looks like a goofy burger. When not in use, it is a perfect desk decoration. I didn't want a boring lamp to exist and muddy the look of my setup, which is a work in progress atm." — Alex Yvette
Get it from Amazon for $17.99+ (available in three colors).
12. A pack of 12 french fry-shaped bag clips because you get really ~salty~ when someone forgets to seal the family-size bag of chips that you just bought. These come with a magnetic fry carton for storing and look great as unique kitchen decor.
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14. A mushroom kitchen timer that'll be a darling lil' addition to your fun kitchen decor. Why use your timer on your phone when you can use this lil' fun-gi!
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Reviewers also use it to help time themselves with work tasks and studying.
Check out a TikTok of the mushroom timer in action.
Promising review: "This is whimsical and fun. My kids love it. I tell them their dinner comes from a fairy mushroom forest. 😋 Works great, keeps my little monsters in line — 'Dad, the mushroom went off.' Love it." — Vik V
Get it from Amazon for $8.39+ (available in three colors).
15. A Nessie bookmark sure be the best little reading buddy there ever was, and keep your place in that ~monster~ of a book that your book club chose (578 pages, why??).
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Promising review:"Absolutely love my Nessie bookmark. Product looks exactly like the images on the website. Very durable and small boost of serotonin every time I pick my book back up to read. Have already gifted to a few people." — Brisag64
Get it from Amazon for $8.99.
16. A plush bread alarm clock, a cute way to wake you up in the morning and let you know that it's time to get up and get this breaaaadd!
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It also has a "vibrating" wake-up option if the noise won't do the trick!
Promising review: "You may not know that you were missing a plush bread-shaped alarm clock in your life, but once you have it, you'll ask how you ever lived without it. This is, at its very basic level, a stuffed animal (loaf of bread) with a vibrating alarm clock built inside. While the instructions are a little confusing, and the execution isn't perfect, it does what it is supposed to do. The audible alarm is pleasant. The vibrating alarm is strong. The stuffed bread is, well, super cute. You'll enjoy." — AIC
Get it from Amazon for $29.98.
17. A super-small game because the best things come in small packages, and by the best things, I mean making your bestie draw +4 in mini Uno.
Worlds Smallest Store has a bunch of other classic games that are also adorably mini!
Promising review:"When I say I keep that thang on me, I mean this mini deck of Uno cards. It's been in my purse since it arrived and has been a lifesaver for passing the time at bars, restaurants, etc. It's also a great conversation starter and although it's comically small, it's still easy to use with the added benefit of not taking up a lot of space." — Jamie
Get it from Amazon for $8.95.
18. A whimsical bird-shaped acetate hair clip — duck lips are so 2016, but duck CLIPS? A must-have for 2025. These are so unique and way cooler than those regular degular claw clips.
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Promising review:"This clip is sooooooooo cute!! Very sturdy, and I can tell this is quality material and won't break!" — Lillian Parizek
Get it from Amazon for $12.58+ (available in 13 styles).
19. A super realistic skillet cookie candle that'll fill your room with scents of chocolate, marshmallows, and the memory of that killer BJ's Pizookie you absolutely devoured on your birthday last year.
Get it from Amazon for $39.99.
20. How to Be More Shrek: An Ogre's Guide to Life meant to show you how to be the best ogre one can be with mud, farts, and all the other stuff life throws at you. Caring for your swamp and creating your own happily ever after can be difficult sometimes, so this book is here to help!
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Promising review:"I got this book as a Christmas gift for my boyfriend. He has slowly started turning green and may have even gained a donkey friend. This book made him more Shrek. 💚" — Samantha Martin
Get it from Amazon for $10.25.
21. A fun snail-shaped spa hairband because you hopped on the snail mucin trend, and you might as well fully lean into the bit by getting this silly skincare headband.
Promising review:"The fabric of this headband is super soft. The band is thick and does a good job of keeping my hair out of my face while I am washing it and putting on my makeup. The little stick-out eyeballs are cute and add whimsy to the headband." — Teaj207
Get it from Amazon for $4.49+ (available in 17 colors).
22. A game of Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza — its absurdly silly name is just as fun to say as it is to play since it's fast-paced and will be sure to make players of all ages burst into laughter.
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Dolphin Hat is a small business whose mission is to create easy-to-learn games that are fun for the whole family!
Promising review:"Fun for the whole family! Even my 5-year-old granddaughter learned it with no problem and can win!" — E/A
Get it from Amazon for $9.84.
23. An extra long cat plushie because lord knows your cat loves to stretch out and lounge on the couch, so you might as well get something that you can at least cuddle with without fear of being scratched.
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Promising review: "My kids love these long cats. And now we buy them for gifts for all their firiends. It is unique and fun especially if you struggle with gift ideas. It's perfect." — Ali M.
Get it from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in five lengths and 11 styles).
24. A pair of bat-shaped kitchen scissors if your spirit animal could be described as the little girl from Vine who said, "Look it, it's freakin' bats. I love Halloween." These are so cute and they're functional, too — they even have a bottle opener and nutcracker!
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Promising review:"Not only do I love the bat shape/style, but I'm also impressed by how well they perform! They fit well in my hand and are easy to maneuver. Just get them; they're awesome and unique!" — Customer Review
Get it from Amazon for $14.95.
25. A fun penguin-shaped fridge deodorizer you can fill up with baking soda and let it ~chillax~ on the shelf while it keeps your fridge smeller fresh!
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Monkey Business is a small biz making fun and unique versions of useful products!
Promising review:"I love this product! So cute and keeps the refrigerator fresh. I just buy a huge bag of baking soda and refill it when needed!" — Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $14.90.
26. And if one penguin isn't enough, check out this insulated penguin water bottle so stinkin' cute that you'll have to stay hydrated because you'll want to take this little guy with you everywhere you go. The stainless-steel bottle keeps drinks hot for 8 hours and cold for 12 hours, making it great for all your adventures!
Promising review: "This is my new favorite travel companion! This adorable tumbler doesn't just win in looks; it keeps my beverages at the perfect temperature for hours. Whether it's tea, water, or coffee, it stays hot or cold, just the way I like it. The stainless steel build gives it a sturdy feel, and the penguin design adds a cute touch that always brings a smile to my face. A delightful and practical choice for anyone who wants their drinks to stay cozy on the go!" — Sabina Cioci
Get it from Amazon for $17.77+ (available in four colors).
27. A pack of six squishy Crayola Globbles, basically a parent's dream since they'll keep kids entertained without making a mess, AND they can act as stress balls when you find out your kid inherited your silly goose traits and had a field day in your makeup bag.
And when the balls lose their stickiness, just clean them up with soap and water for them to feel like new again!
Promising review:"Bought as a gift for a teen who loves to fidget with objects and has anxiety. She was excited and immediately began playing with them. We all did! Great fun for any kid or adult. They feel great and stick to everything without marking. Be sure to slowly peel them off. Leaves no residue or sticky/oily feel on hands or surfaces." — jean
Get a six-pack from Amazon for $10.04.
28. A weirdly human-looking flexible flower vase to hold those beautiful flowers you snagged on your weekly TJ's run. I mean, hey, he might even wave you down to remind you that he needs some water, goddamnit!
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Promising review: "An affable, squishy, bendy, happy little vase! The consensus on my social media page is that everyone should have one of these. I finally got a chance to try it out with some daffodils, and really, it's hard not to smile when you see them." — Susy Lundy
Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (available in three colors).
29. A geometric dinosaur sculpture giving RAWR XD vibes — you can open its mouth and store practical things like your car keys or fun things like candies in it. Up to you!
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Promising review:"This little dino is very nice and substantial. It is small, we use it to store our keys, and this works quite well. He is much heavier than expected, and the contrasting gold really stands out. He even has little pads on the bottom, so he won't scratch whatever you set him on. We ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIM!!!" — Jeremy Szabo
Get it from Amazon for $49.98 (available in three colors).
30. A pair of (surprisingly) cozy fish slippers sure to turn some heads when you wear them literally anywhere besides the comfort of your own home. Plus, they've got anti-skid soles to make sure you won't be floppin' all over the place like a fish outta water.
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Promising review:"They fit great and look awesome. I wear them when I fish and take out the boat. They've been good luck and everyone gets a kick out of them." — craigslistor
Get it from Amazon for $23.99+ (available in women's sizes 5–16 and in 12 colors).
31. A sweet hedgehog-shaped pin cushion that is just oh-sew-cute! It'll keep your pins in place on your crafting table and look adorable no matter how many times you prick it with the butterfly pins that come with it.
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Promising review:"If you want to buy this, but you think, 'IDK, maybe I shouldn't,' just get it! This thing is adorable and for sure gave me a rush of dopamine. The little butterfly pins are also adorable, and the design doesn't hurt your fingers like ball pins do." — SaidMath
Get it from Amazon for $8.99 (available in four colors).
32. A unicorn head squirrel feeder for those who enjoy sending ridiculous pictures in their family group chat. Seriously, I don't know who comes up with these things, but I can assure you that they, too, are a silly goose.
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Accoutrements is a small business that specializes in offbeat home and lifestyle products.
Promising review:"This is both ridiculous and spectacular. It just might be my best Amazon impulse buy ever." — Meredith
Get it from Amazon for $19.84.
33. A sardine can of fish-shaped paper clips because something's gotta keep you sane during tax season or while you slough it out at work, so it might as well be these cutesy little fishies that'll look adorable on your desk!
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Promising review:"I am over 70, but a part of me has never gotten past the age of 5. And when I see something like this, I cannot resist adding it to my collection of useful, fun items I use every day that give me the kind of delight a 5-year-old might feel at the idea of little fishes in a sardine that can also be used as paper clips." — B. Wilkinson
Get a pack of 30 from Amazon for $13.25.
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.