50 Best Mother's Day jokes and funny one-liners that will make her laugh out loud

Time of India

11-05-2025

Mother's Day is here and it's time to pamper your mom silly and fill her day with laughter and happiness. She is your real life superhero - the one who has rescued you from many impossible situations and donned many hats from being your relentless cheerleader, chef, and therapist, all rolled into one.
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This year, go beyond the flowers and breakfast in bed by giving her the gift of laughter. Whether she loves a clever pun, a cheeky one-liner, or a classic mom joke, this list is packed with light-hearted humour that is sure to make her smile (or at least roll her eyes lovingly). Because let's face it, no one deserves a good laugh more than Mom.
Here's how to win her heart:
Mommy Jokes: Best Mother's Day Jokes Your Mom would love
1. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's Pop-corn?
2. What did the grape say to its mom? "You did a grape job raisin me!"
3.
What kind of candy do moms love for Mother's Day? Her-she's Kisses.
4. What did the mommy spider say to the Baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
5. What did the panda give his mommy? A bear hug.
6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who? Adore you, Mommy!
7. Why does the mom kangaroo hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside.
8. What do you call a mom who can't draw? "Sketchy!" (But only in art!)
9. Why did the kids give their mom a ladder for Mother's Day? Because she's always raising them up!
10.
Why did the computer go to its mom? It had too many tabs open.
11. What do you call a mom who can fix anything? Mom-of-all-trades!
12. What did the cookie say to its mom? 'Thanks for making me one tough cookie!'
13. Why was the broom late for Mother's Day brunch? It swept in!
14. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because its mom was in a jam!
15. What do moms use to keep their hair in place? Mothership!
16. Why did mom sit at the computer on Mother's Day? She wanted a byte of cake!
17. What did the flowers say to mom? 'We're bloomin' grateful for you!'
18. Why was the mother broom so proud? Her kids swept the competition!
19. Why did the egg give its mom a card? Because she's egg-ceptional!
20. What's a mom's favorite type of music? Wrap music — especially when it's gift-wrapped!
21. What did the baby owl say to its mom? "Owl always love you!"
22.
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Why was the calendar so good at being a mom? She had lots of dates and never forgot one.
23. What's a mom's favorite ride at the amusement park? The 'Whine'-ing roller coaster!
24. What did the ocean say to its mom? 'Nothing — it just waved!'
25. What do you call a really smart mom? A mom-pedia!
Funny one-liners
26. Happy Mother's Day! I'd be lost without you… and so would my socks.
27. You always said, 'Just wait until you have kids!'—Well, I'm still waiting.
28. You're the avocado to my toast: essential, comforting, and a little extra.
29. Thanks for always feeding me. I promise to return the favour (just don't expect it to taste as good).
30. Mum, thanks for always saying 'Because I said so.' It's a rock-solid argument.
31. Mom, thanks for providing me with womb and board for all of these years!
32. Everything you do is so mom point.
33. Mom, I love you loads. Speaking of, can you do my laundry?
34.
I'm thankful for the mom-umental role you play in my life.
35. Mom, I donut know what I'd do without you.
36. There is no butter mom than you!
37. If motherhood were a job, you'd be Employee of the Lifetime.
38. You're the reason I know how to reheat leftovers and my emotional damage.
39. Mom: Part superhero, part therapist, all legend.
40. Raising me deserves more than just a card — maybe a parade. Or chocolate.
41. Thanks for pretending to like the gifts I made in kindergarten.
42. Sorry for all the gray hairs I gave you. At least they look fabulous.
43. Behind every great kid is a mom rolling her eyes.
44. Mom, you deserve a trophy… or maybe just a nap.
45. You're the queen of multitasking — and my heart.
46. Thanks for always knowing where everything is — especially my sanity.
47. You make even burnt toast feel like a gourmet breakfast.
48. You're my mom and my unpaid therapist — thanks for both.
49. Every time I say, 'I'm fine,' I know you know better.
50. You've always been there, even when I was more drama than a soap opera.