Why TV's hot seat is in need of a cushion
One situation where a cushion is urgently needed (Letters, 26 March) is the Mastermind black chair. Shorter contenders (often women) have to put up with the indignity of their feet not reaching the floor, legs left dangling childishly, while contenders with larger frames have their feet firmly planted. A discreet cushion behind the sitter would push the body forward, enabling everyone to sit comfortably and confidently. This is clearly the only reason why I (at 5ft 3in) haven't (yet) appeared on Mastermind.Mary WrennLlandenny, Monmouthshire
Surely the proper thing to do to celebrate the life and work of the late Richard Chamberlain (Report, 30 March) would be to republish Nancy Banks-Smith's reviews of The Thorn Birds. Especially the one written as a conversation with God, starting with his complaint: 'I missed you at evensong.' I cherish the cutting to this day.Catriona GrahamMethven, Perth and Kinross
OK, Guardian, so which one was the April fool? The plan to bring the African savannah to Chester, the woman who may be deported after filling in a form online instead of on paper, or the £4,350 bag in the shape of a coffee cup? With today's current affairs, I'd not be surprised if it were none of those.Pete LavenderWoodthorpe, Nottinghamshire
I spotted the April fool in Tuesday's Guardian print edition immediately: Ed Davey cavorting on a hobby horse in Henley-on-Thames. Roger HunterLeeds
No news from San Serriffe?A Ian HaleHest Bank, Lancashire
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