22 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (May 26-June 2)
Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.
Every week, we round up the funniest posts from couples on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:
I feel a cold coming on so my wife has already moved out.
My husband sprayed roundup on flowers I planted and just shrugged when I said I was disappointed so I'm sending him across town to buy something I know they stopped making in 1995
@elimccann.bsky.social/Bluesky
Not sure why my wife got mad when I played the National Anthem before sex — I thought she was more patriotic than that.
@snarkandlemons/Threads
@cariluna.bsky.social/Bluesky
I'm going to be 40 soon. How do I do a midlife crisis if I don't want to leave my husband?
@nora.zone/Bluesky
My husband did a load of my laundry and do I say thank you or tell him what he did wrong?
@janeotn.bsky.social/Bluesky
@sixfootcandy/Threads
Me: I'm not feeling well, I think I need to rest. Wife: That's literally all you do.
@jaredjunction.bsky.social/Bluesky
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social/Bluesky
"We'd make great parents." - couples who watch your kids for 45 seconds while you go pee
@allholls/Threads
@melonangel.bsky.social/Bluesky
@elimccann.bsky.social/Bluesky
@tienshinhan.bsky.social/Bluesky
@kbspangler.com/Bluesky
@snarkandlemons/Threads
@surprisedface.bsky.social/Bluesky
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