24 Hilarious, Unhinged Tweets From The Week To Make Your Soul Finally Feel Something Again
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Howdy, y'all. If you're here to take a break from this ever-erratic news cycle, welcome. This is a safe place filled with laughter, tears, knee-jerks, giggles, and snickers. We could all use a little more of that right now, no?
So go ahead, treat yourself to these 24 funny tweets from the week:
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Well, as always, I'll see you back here again next week. For more funny tweets, feel free to peruse our most recent weekly roundups:
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