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President Donald Trump attended the opening night of 'Les Misérables' at the Kennedy Center on Wednesday.
'Usually, when Trump watches a staged rebellion, it's Fox News coverage of the 'riots' here in L.A.,' Jimmy Kimmel said on Thursday.
'It's a musical largely about a revolution. It's the people standing up against their king. The rebellion happens in Act 2 — or, I should say, it usually happens in Act 2. After Act 1 last night, Trump called in the National Guard and squashed the whole thing.' — JIMMY KIMMEL
'I have to say, Trump going to see 'Les Misérables' right now is like Kanye going to 'Fiddler on the Roof.' ' — JIMMY KIMMEL
'Some cast members from 'Les Mis' decided to boycott the performance because President Trump was there. Right now, the only person less popular than Trump in the world of theater is Patti LuPone.' — JIMMY KIMMEL
'Napoleon Bona-spurs was accompanied by Melania, as is required under Section B Subsection 3 of their prenup, which states, 'Mrs. Trump shall accompany her husband to no fewer than two public appearances per calendar year during which she shall refrain from open displays of revulsion, disgust, and/or hatred, regardless of current mood or events.' Also known as 'date night' for them.' — JIMMY KIMMEL
'But Melania, from all accounts, she loved the show. Her favorite song was 'On My Own.'' — JIMMY KIMMEL
On the red carpet, a reporter asked the president if he was more of a Jean Valjean or Javert. 'Oh, that's a tough one,' he replied, and did not supply an answer.
'I don't know what's worse: that a reporter thought it was a good idea to ask Trump if he's the hero or the villain, or that Trump's response was 'Oof, that's a tough question.'' — DESI LYDIC
'All right, that's famously not a tough one. There's a pretty clear good guy and bad guy, but then I think Trump would have the same problem after a screening of 'Star Wars.' [imitating Trump] 'Oh, that's a tough one. Darth Vader is a mean guy, but also the Skywalker kid was very rude to the gay robot.'' — SETH MEYERS
'What do you mean you don't know? Javert is the bad guy. You just said you've seen the show a number of times. Is that number zero?' — STEPHEN COLBERT
'[imitating Trump] The character I identify with most is Les. Les — Lester Miserables. Big, tough guy. Built that castle on a cloud. Not happy about it.' — STEPHEN COLBERT
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