22 Of The Funniest Tweets From Couples This Week (June 3-9)
Relationships are full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow couples on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of being in love.
Every week, we round up the funniest posts from couples on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:
My husband is using ChatGPT to plan our next vacation, and it was nice knowing y'all.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) June 9, 2025
My husband is using ChatGPT to plan our next vacation, and it was nice knowing y'all.
you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough
— Chris (@citehchris) June 5, 2025
you should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough
Got dinner with my boyfriend and the waitress asked if we were twins pic.twitter.com/U18Jisa9B5
— WholesomeTweets4KindFolks (@TennesseeTwunk) June 3, 2025
Got dinner with my boyfriend and the waitress asked if we were twins pic.twitter.com/U18Jisa9B5
@thefarce.org/Bluesky
@dadnamedmatt/Threads
When my wife asks me to go on a walk, what she really means is she needs someone to carry our dog's poop.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) June 4, 2025
When my wife asks me to go on a walk, what she really means is she needs someone to carry our dog's poop.
My wife's birthday is on Father's Day this year so we are killing two birds with one stone by having a cake made out of beef jerky.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 10, 2025
My wife's birthday is on Father's Day this year so we are killing two birds with one stone by having a cake made out of beef jerky.
@phylan.website/Bluesky
@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social/Bluesky
my boyfriend is allowed to watch the game but only on mute so i can play Joni Mitchell's Blue (1971)
— Grace (@gracecamille_) June 6, 2025
my boyfriend is allowed to watch the game but only on mute so i can play Joni Mitchell's Blue (1971)
'Nigerian men are romantic' this is the good morning text mind you pic.twitter.com/F2OylrpBkd
— K ʚїɞ (@callmekutie) June 6, 2025
'Nigerian men are romantic' this is the good morning text mind you pic.twitter.com/F2OylrpBkd
tylermead.bsky.social/Bluesky
My boyfriend just encountered a donkey in the park without me. This is worse than cheating
— emilie (@cbcradio2) June 8, 2025
My boyfriend just encountered a donkey in the park without me. This is worse than cheating
@weeder.bsky.social/Bluesky
@kourt.online/Threads
My husband is out of town, so dinner is either cheese or spend $92 on DoorDash
— meghan (@deloisivete) June 9, 2025
My husband is out of town, so dinner is either cheese or spend $92 on DoorDash
I liked the '50s, men and women slept in separate beds.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) June 7, 2025
I liked the '50s, men and women slept in separate beds.
Marriage, a short story:her: why did you buy the wrong shampoo?him: I got exactly what you wrote on the list.her: you should've known I wrote the wrong one - we never get that kind.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) June 6, 2025
Marriage, a short story:her: why did you buy the wrong shampoo?him: I got exactly what you wrote on the list.her: you should've known I wrote the wrong one - we never get that kind.
She's a 10 but she sings 90s r&b songs in Chewbacca's voice
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) June 8, 2025
She's a 10 but she sings 90s r&b songs in Chewbacca's voice
@sixfootcandy/Bluesky
Being married to a British person means finding things in your kitchen that are just so baffling. It's like a industrial processed food but from The Shire? pic.twitter.com/WEVOS8ENAj
— Nick Clairmont (@NickClairmont1) June 4, 2025
Being married to a British person means finding things in your kitchen that are just so baffling. It's like a industrial processed food but from The Shire? pic.twitter.com/WEVOS8ENAj
@mrs_jparker/Threads
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