'Fake influencer' Suzan Mutesi compares herself to Beyoncé as she reveals her Hinge dating app profile: 'The right man gets it'
'Fake influencer' Suzan Mutesi has compared herself to Beyoncé in a revamped dating app profile that she says the right man will understand.
The 38-year-old has enlisted male model Dylan Mahoney, 32, to play Cupid on her behalf.
In a video posted to Instagram on Thursday, Dylan said he would take Suzan's Hinge profile from good to 'great', vet her potential matches, and then sit down with the Sydney-based singleton again to hear how the dates went.
'She has a gorgeous main profile pic. It's stunning, you look beautiful,' Dylan told Suzan, as he turned her phone around for all to see the glamorous headshot.
At the top of Suzan's profile is the prompt, 'Dating me is like...', to which she added: 'Seeing a D-list celebrity at the airport. Mildly thrilling.'
Dylan critiqued all of Suzan's prompts, which are engaging questions or statements that dating app users can answer to help potential suitors learn more about them, or spark up conversations.
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The 38-year-old Sydney-based single has teamed up with male model and content creator Dylan Mahoney, 32, in the hopes of finding the proverbial Jay Z to her Beyoncé
'Why would you write that about yourself?' he asked. 'We're changing that to A-list celebrity at the airport and: getting whiplash from that intense double take.'
In a lengthy comment shared to her Stories, Suzan explained why she sought out Dylan's help and what she's looking for in a potential 'Mr. Right.'
'To whoever's out there dating my man and wasting his time — please hurry up and break his heart, so he can finally find himself in my arms. I'm ready, he's late,' she began.
'Thank you, Dylan, for stepping in to help a girl find a date — because, whew, I've been on thousands of dates and I'm still single.
'Like, how many 'almost Mr. Rights' does one woman have to meet before she finds the one? Dylan took one look at my situation and said, "Suzan, something's off,' and the next thing I knew, he was setting up a dating profile for me. And here we go,' Suzan said.
Suzan's second profile picture is a red carpet shot that was taken at the Australian premiere for the Narrow Road to the Deep North in April.
'She's always in beautiful gowns,' Dylan said. 'This makes you look very unattainable and unapproachable. That is going to intimidate guys.'
Continuing her long-winded post, Suzan even compared herself to pop icon Beyoncé.
'Now I'm out here defending this line I wrote: 'Dating me is like seeing a D-list celebrity at the airport — it's mildly thrilling",' Suzan wrote
'It's dry humor, babe. It's not Beyoncé-level excitement, but it's still a moment,' she said about meeting herself.
'You may not ask for a selfie, but you'll definitely tell your friends.
'And listen, I may not be Beyoncé, but if you play your cards right, I could absolutely be your Beyoncé. (Bonus points if you dance.)
Dylan read out Suzan's third and final prompt: 'The way to win me over is... You have memberships to luxury shopping and clubs.'
'Oh my god,' he laughed. 'I'm still going to keep your profile great, but I'm going to change a few things. Reword some things. And I'm going to set you up on a date.'
In defence of her original profile, Suzan said, 'The right man gets it and flirts back,' even offering potential suitors some appropriate potential responses.
''Do I ask for a selfie or play it cool?' or 'Caught you before the Netflix deal?'' she suggested.
'But like Dylan said, the wrong guy gets weirdly serious, misses the joke, and says stuff like, 'Why would you say that about yourself?' Because he needs me to shrink,' Suzan reflected.
'And baby, I'm not shrinking — I'm expanding. Into confidence, joy, love, and maybe even a matching couple's hoodie.'
Suzan is a regular feature on Sydney's social scene and boasts 1.2million followers on Instagram.
She has previously shut down allegations about purchasing any of these followers.
Suzan was accused of purchasing followers and automated comments, in 2022, by prominent Sydney stylist Jamie Azzopardi.
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