Melania Trump's secret to getting through hard times? Love (actually)

The Guardian

05-04-2025

Let's take a quick break from the increasingly dreadful news for a little check-in, shall we? So … how are you holding up right now? How are those stress levels?
Mine aren't great, to be honest. I'm pickling in my own cortisol as I write this. But I'm not here to moan. I am here to share some helpful advice, courtesy of our inspiring first lady Melania Trump, about how to get through these challenging times.
Now, I know what you may be thinking: what on earth does Melania Trump know about adversity? The woman divides her time between a gold penthouse in Manhattan and a mansion in Florida, occasionally dropping into the White House to wave at commoners. She's not exactly worrying about the price of eggs or the balance of her 401(k).
But let's not be too quick to judge. Money doesn't insulate you from everything, and I'm sure Melania has her own problems. I mean, the poor woman is probably forced to regularly socialize with Elon Musk – which would drain the lifeblood from anyone. Then there's the fact her husband has taken to using the stomach-turning nickname the 'fertilization president'.
Melania's also not just lounging around in luxury: I am sure she is working extremely hard for the millions of dollars Amazon has thrown at her for the privilege of making a sycophantic documentary about her life. And then there's all the annoying first lady admin; her office has just had to reschedule the White House spring garden tours – which Melania is not expected to actually attend – because of some pesky protesters.
So how does our first lady navigate these very stressful challenges? While presenting the state department's 19th International Women of Courage awards, which honored eight women from around the world, Melania shared her secret trick for getting through hard times. It's … wait for it … love.
'Throughout my life, I have harnessed the power of love as a source of strength during challenging times,' Melania said. 'Love has inspired me to embrace forgiveness, nurture empathy and exhibit bravery in the face of unforeseen obstacles.'
Melania noted that the award recipients – which included women from Yemen, South Sudan, Israel and the Philippines – 'came from diverse backgrounds and regions, yet love transcends boundaries and territories'. She further added that she was inspired by 'the women who are driven to speak out for justice, even though their voices are trembling'.
The first lady deserves an award of her own for that speech because I have absolutely no idea how she managed to say all that with a straight face. I mean, seriously, is she trolling us? How can she talk about love while her husband's hate-filled administration is deporting everyone they can? Having the wrong tattoo – or just a stroke of bad luck – can now get you sent to a prison in El Salvador. (The secretary of state Marco Rubio, by the way, who is presiding proudly over these deportations, also made a speech at the International Women of Courage awards.)
How can Melania talk about justice when the Trump administration is currently doing their best to deport or imprison anyone who speaks out for justice for Palestinians? And how dare she talk about diversity and women's rights, when the Trump administration is erasing women from government websites as part of their crackdown on diversity, equity and inclusion.
But, look, I don't want to completely dismiss Melania's advice. Perhaps she has a point. Perhaps, in these challenging times, we should all just channel Melania and reach for the power of love. So: if you happen to get into trouble with any US border guards because you've indulged in a little wrongthink online, just remind them of Melania's words. Remind them that love transcends borders and territories. And then sit back, and enjoy your free trip to El Salvador.
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