44 Boring Products That'll Probably Excite Millennials

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11-05-2025

A lidded charcuterie board because nothing screams "adult" like bringing a wooden board full of immaculately displayed fruits and cheeses to your friend's potluck. Plus, it's perfect for storing those cut-up fruits and veggies you don't feel like tossing out. This will be in your "Top Eight" favorite things, for sure. 😉
A ChomChom roller to save you from painstakingly (and ineffectively) lint-rolling your furniture from the unspeakable amount of shedding your furry bestie leaves behind in their wake. All you have to do is empty the roller when it's full, and it's good to go — no wasteful and annoying sticky sheets required!
A tube of silicone grout whitener because the last thing you want to do on your day off is sprain a wrist trying to scrub out the pinkish mold from that long-neglected bathroom tile. Just spray, wait 15 seconds, and watch the mold disappear. Lazy cleaners everywhere, rejoice!
Some Venus Visage teeth whitening pens to brighten each and every tooth so that your smile is as ✨shiny✨ as can be. This pen brings instant results without the need to deal with the expensive, traditional strips that may leave your teeth feeling sensitive and your wallet feeling sad. Chip Skylark himself will burst into song at the sight of your smile. 🎶My shiny teeth and me!🎶
Some redness-reducing Lumify Eye Drops because you don't want your friends to know how many tears you've shed watching The Notebook for the 17th time. This baby got super famous all over TikTok for how fast it works to improve redness, so much so that it's now the number-one-selling brand on Amazon! Say hello to sweet, sweet eye relief!
A pair of *affordable* down-alternative cooling pillows so you don't overheat in the middle of the night and wake up covered in buckets of sweat.
Elizavecca's Collagen Coating Hair Protein Treatment for anyone who wants a frizz-free, silky look without paying exorbitant salon prices. Just apply it to wet hair, leave it on for five minutes before washing it out, and say goodbye to the damaged look your hair has been sporting after years of abuse at the hands of bleach and flat irons.
An all-in-one K-beauty balm that literally does everything... yes, I mean everything — it can be used as a lip balm, eye cream, neck cream, primer, AND face mist. Buh-bye, the days of having to lug around a whole makeup kit, ✨this baby does it all.✨
Some 100% bio-based face wipes so you can rest assured that you're using the cleanest possible material for your precious face — because, let's be honest, regular towels are just the grounds for acne-causing bacteria.
A famous Bissell Little Green upholstery cleaner that cleans up dirt, stains, and everything in between from your rug, upholstery, or even stairs. It's portable, super convenient, and incredibly easy to use. It can finally clean up that wine stain, so you don't need to scrub for hours in the hopes of saving your expensive rug.
Some Hero Cosmetics hydrocolloid nose patches to extract the gunk and excess oil from your nose as you sleep, without the need to poke and prod those pesky blackheads.
Some of I Dew Care's "Tap Secret" Mattifying Powder Shampoo so you can revive those greasy strands of hair and give yourself a great hair day without washing it as often. This dry shampoo comes in a compact travel case, soaks up excess hair oil, and volumizes your locks so that your hairstyle will get compliments no matter how little time you spend styling it!
A three-pack of Dr. Scholl's reviving foot masks to bring some soothing warmth to your sore feet after a long day of working. With shea butter to moisturize the skin and Epsom salt to help relieve soreness, these little booties can help provide some relaxation! Leg swelling is nothing to scoff at, but you can enjoy a little bit of a spa treatment with these little masks.
An easy-wring microfiber spin mop for those who aspire to have floors clean enough that you can basically eat off them. It has a specially designed microfiber mop head that will easily and effectively pick up dirt without needing to use half the bottle of Fabuloso. It even has a built-in wringer and splash guard so that those droplets of dirty water don't splatter across your freshly cleaned tiles!
A fur-eliminating broom you can use to collect the fur trapped inside your furniture. If your furry lil' bestie seems to shed more hair than you thought possible, you need this expandable broom with a rubber head that acts as a magnet to attract stray hairs. As an added bonus, the handle expands up to 60 inches so you can reach all of the hard-to-reach corners of your home.
A set of Snug Plugs because you're tired of your charger falling out of place every five minutes. This is a cheap and easy fix — no electrician required!
A grout pen to paint those icky brown spots around your tiles and make it look dazzling and bright without the hassle of scrubbing. It'll look like you spent a scream-worthy amount of cash buying new tiles!
A tub of The Pink Stuff you'll want to keep on hand when those kiddos start scribbling all over your walls right before guests are due to arrive for a dinner party. Don't put your all into scrubbing those doors, because all you need to do is lather this stuff on any stains and simply wipe it away. This works on basically everything — bathtubs, faucets, stovetops, tennis shoes, walls covered in crayon, and more.
A handy portable car vacuum to suck up all those loose McDonald's fries 🍟 that keep embedding themselves deep within your backseat.
A hands-free Bluetooth remote you can use to control your Netflix, Reels, or even e-book without ever needing to actually touch your phone or tablet — because leaving your comfy seat on the couch to change the song is a hassle you don't need to deal with.
Some shower curtain rings so you're not having to disassemble your whole shower set-up just because you need to change the curtain or liner. Just slip the curtains on one side of the hooks, and attach the liner to the other. Seriously — why didn't I think of that?
Some matching oil and vinegar dispensers with metal pour spouts because your kitchen deserves to actually look cute — even if you're just heating up that Walmart-brand TV dinner. They'll look so fetch on your counter.
Some soot sprite dryer balls to catch all those loose bits of lint, fuzz, and pet fur while your clothes take a tumble in the dryer. Haters of irons everywhere should rejoice, as it also reduces wrinkles and makes your clothes a bit softer.
Some waterproof shelf liners because you're tired of having to scrub out those creamer spills and mystery stains from your fridge every other week — you can now simply lay down these adorable liners. As our friend Elle Woods likes to say, "What? Like it's hard?"
An easily washable drip catcher that will stop your counters from resembling a Slip 'N Slide each time you wash your dishes. Plus, it prevents any water from getting trapped in those hard-to-reach areas around the faucet, so you don't have to worry about potential mold buildup.
A set of sheet-keeper bands for anyone who's ever dug through endless piles of bedsheets just to find that one specific queen-size for your guest bed.
A set of six dimmable under-cabinet light strips that'll illuminate any space — like your kitchen, closet, desk, or wardrobe. No need to wake up the whole house by turning on those glaring hallway lights on your journey to find a midnight snack — these are also remote-controlled, so you can gently light up your way from the comfort of your bed.
A flat outlet plug because you're tired of the jumbled heap of cords hanging out in plain sight by that exposed outlet. Hide the tangled wires and bulging plugs with this sleek cover so your home looks like it just leapt out of a catalog.
Plus, an auto-shutoff outlet so you don't have to worry about accidentally leaving your curling iron on when you rush out of the house.
A set of bedsheet holders to keep your fitted sheet perfectly assembled, instead of snapping off at the slightest movement you make. They clip onto the corners of the sheets and use elastic to hold them in place, so you no longer have to get up halfway through the night just to fix your bedding once again.
A medication tracker that sticks right onto the side of any pill bottle so you don't forget to take your daily dose of meds on the day of an important test.
A set of adjustable mug organizers so you can keep buying as many Bratz-themed mugs as your cup-loving heart desires without anything pesky, like cabinet space, halting your favorite hobby.
A pack of ceiling fan carbon filters that'll help protect all you allergy-prone people out there by collecting dust, pollen, smoke, and dander as the fan spins. Just stick these unnoticeable filters onto the fans and breathe in the clean air.
A durable plastic clear toy blocker for those parents who find themselves stretching their arm as far as possible under the furniture several times a day. It comes in two heights, can be cut to fit in the space exactly, and the tape can be removed and washed, so there's no harm to your floor. Perfection!
A "Shower Cat" so you don't have to leave clumps of hair plastered on your shower wall, only for them to fall and clog in your drain (ew) — which, let's be honest, you're so tired of cleaning by now.
A car trash can you can clip onto the headrest so you can throw away that Whopper wrapper properly, instead of stuffing it into the cupholder or tossing it onto the car floor and ruining your upholstery. Plus, this can help prevent ants from invading your car!
A magnetic laundry guard so your partner's sock doesn't fall and get lost in the infinite black hole — i.e., the space between your washer/dryer and the wall behind it.
A "Cup Claw," for those of us who keep having to shove the padding back into the tiny slit in the bra after it takes a tumble in the wash. This bad boy is a huge time saver when you're trying to find a viable bra, and you're already late to work. Just use the tool to grab onto the padding like scissors and slide it back into the bra — without the need to straighten them out manually, which takes foreverrrr.
A pack of dishwasher cleaning tablets you can just toss into the machine to clean up all of the gunk and odor-causing residue that can buildup over the course of a few months (or years). Your dishes will come out of the wash looking much cleaner after using one of these tablets.
A foldable, slip-resistant "Sink Topper" for those who desperately require extra bathroom counter space. It's heat-resistant and perfect for setting down that curling iron you refuse to go a day without using. Plus, it has a textured surface so you can place your makeup brushes without the fear of them rolling onto the floor. (But if they somehow tumble down anyway, you can also use the textured surface to clean them.)
A pack of shelf dividers because you're tired of the uneven piles of clothes that wobble on your closet shelves. Don't risk the stack of jeans toppling over every time you try to remove one from the Leaning Tower of Denim — just use these dividers to keep your folding stacked high and neat!
A touch-up paint pen for those little chips of paint or stains that need to be painted over in hard-to-reach places where a large brush will absolutely not fit. Don't fret over painting the small corner of the baseboard that your child keeps somehow scratching — this pen has got you covered!
A set of cart trolley dividing bags to save you loads of time when you're putting those groceries away, since you can organize everything as you weave through those Walmart aisles. Each set includes an insulated bag for your cold items and a bag with pockets for eggs and wine!
And a WD-40 pen for those of you who keep being woken up by the incessant squeakiness of your door. Just use this small pen, which can reach the most hard-to-get-to spaces, to lubricate and prevent rust buildup on your hinges. Finally, get a good night's sleep now that the sound of your partner opening the door doesn't wake you up before your alarm.
Congrats, you're a real adult now.
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