
‘The Only Person in the World Claiming to Be the Pope Right Now'
Of all the contenders to be the next pope, Danny Kind might not be an obvious choice. His shaggy hair is tinted green, and the other day he was wearing a Korn T-shirt under his ceremonial robes.
'I'm an Ashkenazi Jew from Orlando, so I'm not very Catholic,' he said. There's also that.
None of this is disqualifying in a class at the University of Chicago called 'The Italian Renaissance: Dante, Machiavelli, and the Wars of Popes and Kings,' better known by students as 'pope class' or 'pope LARP' (as in live-action role play). The centerpiece of the class is a simulation of the conclave of 1492, an historical gathering rife with accusations of scandal and corruption.
This is the 15th year since Prof. Ada Palmer began running the simulation, but the first time that it has been interrupted by the death of an actual pope. Pope Francis died on April 21, the same day that the students were set to vote in their own conclave.
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