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Yahoo
25-03-2025
- Yahoo
‘COME GET HIM, LIKE NOW': N.Y. police beg ‘bitey' dog's owner to collect lost pet
A New York police department found themselves with more trouble than they expected after a lost dog was reported wandering the streets. However, unlike many dogs looking for attention, this little guy was not — and showed officers just how unfriendly he actually was. 'Bitey McBiterton was found wandering on Sarah Street off North Malcolm Street,' the Ossining Police Department's brilliant social media staff wrote in a Facebook post over the weekend. 'Our Officers are unsure if Bitey is male or female, and aren't keen on checking,' they added. 'If you recognize this super friendly pup, tell their owners to come get them, like now. Thanks.' The Ossining Police Department — located about 65 kilometres north of New York City — shared a photo of the small white dog they dubbed 'Bitey,' as it snarled at the camera. In an update shared shortly after the post, police hilariously confirmed that Bitey's owner had come to collect him. 'Bitey Update: Bitey has been returned to his owners,' the department wrote. 'Return to your regular scheduled sunny, but cold Sunday.' They added: 'Let's go Spring, get it together.' Many commenters had plenty to say about the grumpy pup. 'It's always the white crusty-eyed ones,' one commenter wrote, while another added, 'And he would do it again, that dog has zero regrets.' One person joked (we hope), 'You can't blame him. When the cops pick me up, I want to bite them too.' However, most people wrote in to applaud the author of the post, with commenters coming in from all over the U.S., Canada and even Spain. Viral videos of Nashville shelter dogs called a 'Himalayan fur goblin' and 'teacup werewolf' boost adoptions FOREVER FRIEND: Ghostface 'thrives' on daily play and stimulation 'Demon' dog returned to Niagara shelter after just two weeks 'You're getting a follow for this one, one Torontonian wrote, to which the department replied, 'Bitey thanks you. We will make sure to drop him some treats.' Another agreed: 'Maaannn, I am all the way in TEXAS. Way to go, Facebook, making me feel like my nosey grandma knowing everybody's business.' A third person added: 'Alright alright #clickbaitdoneright here. (I don't even f***ing know) where Ossining is yet here I fawking am! Reporting for duty to see content.' One commenter summed it up: 'Whoever writes these posts deserves a raise!'
Yahoo
25-03-2025
- Yahoo
Police beg owners to come get lost ‘Bitey' dog ‘like, now' in viral post
**Related Video Above: Goddard's Law was updated to include all dogs and cats in October OSSINING, N.Y. (WJW) — One lost pup's bite was reportedly worse than its bark, according to a now-viral police post out of New York state. On Sunday, the Ossining Police Department reported they'd taken in a lost dog they dubbed 'Bitey McBiterton' after it was found wandering in the area. Want to talk to your pet? Device helps animals communicate with owners Due to the dog's 'friendly' disposition, they took to Facebook to implore the dog's owner to come down to the station. 'If you recognize this super friendly pup, tell their owners to come get them, like now. Thanks,' police wrote, also noting they didn't know if the dog was male or female and weren't 'keen on checking.' The post garnered many comments from folks from all over the country. 'Do I live in New York? No. Do I know where Ossining is? Absolutely not. Am I following this page now because of this post? Definitely,' one commenter wrote. 'I wonder if he bites,' another person wrote, in attempt at humor. Later that day, police updated the post explaining the dog was no longer lost. Greater Cleveland Food Bank faces uncertainty surrounding food deliveries from government 'Bitey has been returned to his owners,' police said. 'Return to your regular scheduled sunny, but cold Sunday. Let's go Spring, get it together.' It was not clear if any officers were actually bitten by Bitey, but no injuries were reported. Copyright 2025 Nexstar Media, Inc. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
