18-05-2025
An Ode to .. Judge Judy
C Bomb
King's Landing was riven by factional strife.
The fog of war lay heavy on the Grand Palace,
And was made worse by randomly exploding water pipes.
The Mistress of Decorum, Judge Judy of Oravida,
Held court in the Star Chamber.
The unruly tribespeople were brought before her.
'You are guilty of using the traditional ceremonies
Of your people to embarrass the King,'
Glowered Judge Judy.
'Take them to the dungeons!'
Next up was the C Bomb.
There was weeping and gnashing in The Kingdom.
King Lux fell into a deep swoon,
And had to be revived with smelling salts,
Distilled from the untaxed capital gains
On his investment properties.
A stampede of non-binary pink and green flying unicorns
Flung themselves from the balcony in despair.
'Who here has dropped the C Bomb?,'
Demanded Judge Judy sternly.
The Scribes pointed at Lady Van Velden.
Lady Van Velden pointed at the Scribes.
Prince Chipkins tried pointing at everyone,
But no one paid any attention.
Judge Judy watched with interest.
She turned to her communications minion,
And whispered,
'What does the C stand for anyway?'
'Conscience,'
Replied the ashen faced toady,
With an expression of the deepest shame.
