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Los Angeles Times
21-02-2025
- Politics
- Los Angeles Times
Denmark isn't buying California. But if it did ...
Good morning. Here's what you need to know to start your day. California would become New Denmark if backers of a recent online campaign can get buy-in from the Nordic nation (and the cash). Dubbed Denmarkification, the recent petition aims to 'bring hygge to Hollywood, bike lanes to Beverly Hills, and organic smørrebrød to every street corner.' 'Rule of law, universal health care and fact based politics might apply,' it adds. Under this unserious proposal, Denmark would buy California for $1 trillion, effectively making us a Danish territory (similar to Greenland). 'Let's be honest – Trump isn't exactly California's biggest fan,' petition creator Xåvier Dutoit wrote. 'He's called it 'the most ruined state in the Union' and has feuded with its leaders for years. We're pretty sure he'd be willing to part with it for the right price.' Among the perks for Danes, according to Dutoit: Nearly year-round sunshine, unlimited avocado toast, and Disneyland — though that would be renamed 'Hans Christian Andersenland.' Dutoit, who is not Danish himself, told me he launched the satirical scheme 'purely to make a point about how absurd Trump's claims to [buy] Greenland really were.' I know what you're thinking: This is asinine. I agree and I'm here for it. We could use a little dumb fun right now. And since the current administration is either incredibly serious or seriously joking about acquiring Greenland (and Canada), I'm taking the opportunity to be seriously unserious about the Golden State joining the Kingdom of Denmark. But how do actual Danes feel about this? I asked Hazel Alva, a comedian and activist born, raised and currently living in Copenhagen, Denmark's capital city. While the petition isn't getting much traction among Danes, she told me the international reception has been encouraging. 'A lot of people are scared and it's important to connect over it in a humorous way,' Alva said. Denmark is a famously happy nation. It's held a close second to Finland for years in the annual World Happiness Report, which ranks countries based on the level of happiness reported by their people. The U.S., meanwhile, didn't make the top 20 last year. And a 2023 survey from the Public Policy Institute of California found fewer adults in the state reported being 'very happy' compared with previous surveys, and more said they were 'not too happy.' Does Alva worry we'd bring Danes down? She shared a joke from her comedian friend and American expat Abby Wambaugh: 'The reason we're so happy and having a cozy time in Denmark is because we don't have to worry that if we go to the hospital, we'll be in debt for the rest of our lives.' 'If we could bring public health insurance to California, then I think the happiness rate could go up for sure,' Alva said. Another dilemma: Acquiring California would boost Denmark's population and GDP to among the world's largest faster than you could say 'så er den ged barberet.' Would California's supermajority change Denmark more than Denmark would change California? That's a real risk, Alva said, though she's optimistic that the Golden State culture and Nordic way of life would meld more than clash. 'I feel like a lot of the stereotype of Californians and people in L.A. is the flakiness — people are very chill and don't stick to their times,' she said. 'Whereas a lot of both Danish and Nordic people in general are very on time. Maybe we could both learn from each other there. Danes could be a bit more relaxed and Californians could be more on time.' Here's more from my seriously unserious conversation with Alva about the fictitious land deal (edited for clarity and brevity). Ryan: Would we still be California? Because we love being Californians. Alva: We would add the extra Danish letters. Instead of California, it would be 'Califørnia' and it would be 'Løs Ångeles.' The Danish language is a lot of just pretending you have potato in your mouth or pretending you just had a bit too much to drink. You would just have to have a bit of a slur in your speech whenever you said names of cities or states. I visited Copenhagen briefly in late 2022. The bike infrastructure was incredible. Nothing like that here. I have been there (Los Angeles) and tried to ride a bike as well. It was really dangerous. How quickly could you get our bike infrastructure up to Danish standards? One of the reasons Denmark has such great bike lanes is because we used to have the trams in the middle of the road, then they got removed. So we had all this extra space to make really big bike lanes, which is fantastic infrastructure. Maybe in L.A. we just remove like half of the car lanes and then people just have to drive less. There'd be better buses, better public transportation and a whole car lane could just be for just bikes. Would Solvang be our new capital city since it's already super Danish? Or is Legoland the obvious choice? Wait, is there a Legoland in California? Yeah, there's a Legoland near San Diego. I think Solvang could just expand and take over all of California. Then you can have all the fun. Solvang has all these fun Danish treats and foods that are all mixed together. And then it could just be a really fun cultural confusion. I think it'd be amazing. Would we have to get a new governor? Someone with Danish heritage, like Viggo Mortensen or Mads Mikkelsen? Even Scarlett Johansson could work. Mads Mikkelsen could do it. He's definitely got the accent down. I think it should be him. That makes sense. You also have a royal family in Denmark. Would Californians be subjects of the Danish crown? We had the same Queen for many, many years … but she abdicated last year, which was historic. A lot of Danish people really panicked when she decided to give up the throne to her son. It was a very dramatic ceremony — and it was really funny, because the only thing that happened was that they signed some papers and someone sat in a chair and it was very quiet. Basically, as far as I understand, the role of the royal regents in Denmark is they have to put a signature if a big law is made. And if they refuse to sign, then they just can't be king or queen anymore. So it's kind of pointless … [It's] a big time mascot role. I was reading about Janteloven. Can you describe that for me? It's a word to describe the Danish culture that Danes can be very modest. You're not supposed to speak very highly of yourself or think too highly of yourself in public. Whereas one of my friends compared it to America, [where it's] very much in school that you get told like, you can be the president, you can be an astronaut, you can be all these things. In Denmark the culture is more to not try and outshine your neighbor too much. People get a bit shocked if you have news that's a bit too good or you talk a bit too highly of yourself or you dress very loudly. Well, that would be a big culture clash. Do you think it'd be better if Danish people were a little more like Californians in that regard? Or do you think California should bring it down a notch? I definitely think that there could be more forwardness or expressiveness [among Danes] and that maybe some Americans could also calm down a bit. But I also think there's strength in both … being modest and calm, and being very loud and expressive. It would just be an interesting mix. 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Yahoo
11-02-2025
- Politics
- Yahoo
Danes launch campaign to 'buy' California from US
The Brief The 'Denmarkification' campaign says it seeks to crowdfund $1trillion to purchase the U.S. state. Promises include renaming California 'New Denmark' and turning Disneyland into 'Hans Christian Andersenland.' President Trump has repeatedly expressed an interest in making Greenland - an autonomous territory of Denmark - part of the US LOS ANGELES - Thousands of Danish people have signed a "Denmarkification" petition to buy California from the U.S. in response to President Donald Trump's bid to acquire Greenland. The online petition has garnered nearly 200,000 signatures from the Scandinavian country home to nearly 6 million people. "Los Angeles? More like Løs Ångeles," the petition reads. "Have you ever looked at a map and thought, 'You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.' Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality," the campaign website reads. "Let's buy California from Donald Trump!" The petition claims its crowdfunding goal is $1 trillion — "give or take a few billion." Greenland, home to a large U.S. military base, is an autonomous territory of Denmark, a longtime U.S. ally and a founding member of NATO. Trump cast doubts on the legitimacy of Denmark's claim to Greenland. Apparently there are five major incentives for Danes to sign the petition: sunshine, tech, avocado toast, protecting the free world, and of course - Disneyland, which the petition calls to rename "Hans Christian Andersenland." "Mickey Mouse in a Viking helmet? Yes, please," the petition reads. SUGGESTED: Trump wants to buy Greenland, make Canada a US state "Trump isn't exactly California's biggest fan. He's called it 'the most ruined state in the Union' and has feuded with its leaders for years. We're pretty sure he'd be willing to part with it for the right price." Before taking office for his second term on Jan. 20, Trump said he would not rule out the use of military force to seize control of the Panama Canal and Greenland, as he declared U.S. control of both to be vital to American national security. Trump left open the use of the American military to secure both territories. Trump's intention marks a rejection of decades of U.S. policy that has prioritized self-determination over territorial expansion. "I'm not going to commit to that," Trump said, when asked if he would rule out the use of the military. "It might be that you'll have to do something. The Panama Canal is vital to our country." He added, "We need Greenland for national security purposes." Addressing Trump's comments in an interview with Danish broadcaster TV2, Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen called the United States Denmark's "most important and closest ally," and that she did not believe that the United States will use military or economic power to secure control over Greenland. Frederiksen repeated that she welcomed the United States taking a greater interest in the Arctic region, but that it would "have to be done in a way that is respectful of the Greenlandic people," she said. "At the same time, it must be done in a way that allows Denmark and the United States to still cooperate in, among other things, NATO," Frederiksen said. The Source Information for this story is from the Denmarkification website and the Associated Press.
