27-03-2025
St. Paul Saints introduce absurd six-foot hot dog for 2025 season
The St. Paul Saints' chefs were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
The residents of CHS Field have introduced "The Land of 10,000 Calories" as part of its 2025 concessions. It's a six-foot hot dog that is covered in even more meat and sides.
No, it's not like ordering a party sub that winds up being a dozen little subs. This is a single hot dog the same height as Timberwolves guard Mike Conley.
It comes topped with pulled pork, mac and cheese, french fries, and jalapeños, in case six feet of dog and bun isn't enough meal to take you through nine innings.
Though, its absurdity is watered down a bit by the fact that it's meant to be shared and arrives with a side of fries and four drinks.
Elsewhere in the stadium, El Burrito Mercado is opening a space in CHS Field with a menu that includes its Supernacho, Mercado Flautas, and Grande Churros.
The Saints — and their 2025 ballpig, The Great Fatsby — will open the 2025 season on Friday, March 28.
