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Buzz Feed
22-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Buzz Feed
21 Relationship Secrets People Are Keeping From Their Partners
A while ago, Redditor @EvilSugarDealer asked, "What's a secret that you're never going to tell your partner?" This inspired us to ask the BuzzFeed Community to reveal major relationship secrets of their own. So here are just 21 "revelations" that stood out from Redditors and BuzzFeeders alike: "My boyfriend is Spanish, and he refers to our sprinklers in the yard as 'sprinkles'. Whenever he loses something, he says he 'cannot found it'. I just can't correct him. It's too damn adorable." —sos_poseidon "My biggest secret is that I cheated on my first husband. It was only once, and the guilt nearly killed me. It was 40 years ago, and I never did it again. Ever." "I randomly woke up in the middle of the night and started checking my phone. My beautiful girlfriend was knocked out, mouth open, and moistening her pillow. All of sudden, she let out a loud ass fart that scared the s**t out of me. I mean, felt the furious wind because her ass was curled up so nicely against my thigh. I jumped out of the bed and rolled to the floor in fear for my safety. I was so confused by the humongous boom and the shotgun blast of wind that came from her delightful and cute bum. I was blown, but I still love her. As much as she complained about my silent farts, I never mentioned that night to her. I'm still confused that so much power came from such a dainty woman." —Anonymous, 45; Washington DC "That I still love my ex and would go back to him in a heartbeat." "Before my wife and I were married, I saw her using my foot file as a cheese grater. I didn't say anything about it then, and I don't plan to ever say anything about that. Neither one of us got sick from dinner that night. I threw the foot file away the next morning." —Anonymous, 34; South Carolina "I am strongly anti-military and always prefer peaceful solutions to military ones. My partner enlisted in the National Guard when we were in high school, and I will never tell him how much I disagree with his career choice. His pay and benefits are decent, but I still don't like that he gets them from participating in the military." "My wife got cancer some years ago. She completely blacked out what the oncologist told her. He told me she only had a 30% chance of chemo working. And, if it did, the cancer would definitely return within five years and be untreatable. I jollied her along, telling her convincingly that the cancer was totally treatable and the chemo would work. It did. Afterwards, I told her about the 30% chance, and she was so grateful I'd taken the burden to save her any stress. I've never told her about the five-year thing, and it's been 15 years of a stress-free life for her so far." —Anonymous, 60; Arizona "She insists she can't sing, but I've heard her sing quietly to herself. She sounds lovely. But I don't want her to know that I know her singing secret!" "I wish my girlfriend hadn't gotten her husky. I have asthma, and my allergies are really bad. I'm very sensitive to pet hair. It gives me anxiety for some reason. But besides that, we live in a very small place. She has been telling me for years that this was her dream dog. The exact dog she's always talked about, and one happened to land in our care due to unfortunate circumstances. I couldn't say no. I can't say no to any of the animals she wants because I just love more than anything when she's happy." —Electrical-Horse-974 "When I connected with my wife on AIM after we met in person, I thought it was her sister (who at the time I thought was objectively more attractive). We talked on the phone and on AIM for almost a month before I saw her again in person. But by then, I was pretty much head over heels." "That I spend the last dollar in my bank account and overdraft quite often for us to eat or for flowers for her. I know it's dumb, but I don't wanna not treat her well and wait for myself to be able to afford it. I want her to enjoy life and not feel bad. Money will come later once I get this firefighting job finally squared away in the next few weeks. It's been about 8 months of hell getting it, and I'm almost there. But I love her so much and want her to enjoy every moment together without any guilt or using her own money." —bmw320i2015 "We are not at all sexually compatible. I'm kinky, and she is not. I can tell that she ONLY does certain things because she knows I like them. She thinks this makes her a good partner. For me, it kills the excitement that I have for the acts. Just once, I'd like to feel like she's into me or interested in exploring pleasure a shade beyond vanilla." "How rough my life really was. Her dad had it rough, and he and I have opened up to each other. But neither his wife nor mine could comprehend to any real level the crap we went through." "She's my second choice. It's been 28 years, and I've never gotten over the one who got away." "Partner hates microwaved food. I tell him I did it on the stove when really I zapped it for 45 seconds." —Almondeyezz "I once used his toothbrush to clean around the sink and accidentally left it out to find him using it. I had bought him a new one that was sitting downstairs. I didn't have the heart to tell him and promptly threw the old one away. Safe to say I didn't kiss him for a few days afterwards." "I still have the stuffed animal I said I lost years ago. It's hidden in a drawer because it's too embarrassing to admit I can't sleep without it sometimes." —knowledgepower1192 "She needed a win for the night because of her stressful job. I kept boasting how good I was playing Unstable Unicorns, so she decided to play me one-on-one. We played four rounds, and I let her win the first two and last rounds. I was holding back my best cards because she really enjoyed watching me put on an annoyed face every time she won. I love her to bits!" "One night, we heard a rattle and a clatter coming from the kitchen. I had placed a couple of sticky no-pest strips under the oven and refrigerator. I got up before she did in the morning and checked both. There was a baby rattlesnake stuck on one of the strips under the refrigerator. If I had told her what I found, I would've been packing that afternoon." —Sad-Variety-6501 "Before we started dating, I asked his cousin to hang out. He agreed but never would set a date. It didn't happen. It's not a secret. It just never came up. It literally was nothing...I just know he doesn't particularly like this cousin. 🤣" Finally, "He is doing better in his career than I am in mine, and that stings when it shouldn't. I know we are a team. But since we're not married and we both don't have kids, I worry he can get in a position that pays well and leave me for someone better." —Swirl_612 Have a secret of your own to share about your relationship? Let us know in the comments or through the anonymous form below!
Buzz Feed
23-04-2025
- Entertainment
- Buzz Feed
Men Are Revealing The Jaw-Dropping Secrets They're Hiding From Their Partners
A while ago, Redditor @EvilSugarDealer asked, "What's a secret that you're never going to tell your partner?" Surprisingly, the answers weren't all that grim. Many were unexpectedly wholesome or simply just a little funny. Here are 17 that stood out: 1. "That I've got another bank account that I regularly deposit money into. Got a couple of grand in there as a bit of a slush fund or for any emergencies." 3. "On our first date, I went to pick her up. I got to her house and parked across the street. I messaged her an hour later, telling her I accidentally got too high smoking a joint on the way to her. So I slept in the car till it wore off. The secret: I actually got diarrhoea and took an explosive shit on a wall a few houses down from hers. When I picked her up, we drove past it, and I saw her look at it on the way past. It's been 7 years. 😂" — Electroman682 "This is absolutely hilarious, and if my husband told me that, I'd only be slightly annoyed he withheld such a spectacular story for so long." — nachobrat 4. "I still have the stuffed animal I said I lost years ago. It's hidden in a drawer because it's too embarrassing to admit I can't sleep without it sometimes." — knowledgepower1192 5. "When she was giving the kids a bath one night, I decided to install the surround sound speakers on the skinny table behind the couch. I slid out the sofa and the table to get access to the power strip (two lamps and a phone charger were already back there) for the subwoofer. I saw a rolled-up black shirt on the floor next to it. Closer inspection, and instead it was a black snake rolled up in a ball, getting some warmth from the power strip. She's TERRIFIED of snakes. I ran out to the garage, grabbed a bucket and lid, picked up Mr. Sleepy, and put him (or her, I didn't have time to ask) in the bucket and quickly out into the garage. The next day was an unusually warm winter day in the US southeast, so I let it go in the field across the street. I'm guessing it got in from one of the HVAC boots nearby on the floor." Vicnt / Getty Images/iStockphoto "If I brought it up then, I would have had to move in the middle of that night. If I bring it up now, I'll have to move tonight. Maybe one day, but I don't see us leaving here anytime soon, so that secret will die with me." — superfly355 "Definitely keep it to yourself! I'd up and leave if I knew this too! It's actually quite sweet of you to care enough not to shatter her peace!" — TiredMama90 6. "My Reddit username. It's the one thing I have that's totally mine and the one place where I can be totally anonymous. It's not that I have anything to hide. But I feel if I knew she were reading my comments or posts, I'd constantly be aware of that and no longer able to have dumb conversations or rant about pointless things." — ThePoliticalGuru2036 7. "The morning after our first date, I was driving her back to her car and put on the song 'American Pie' by Hoodie Allen. In the moment, she made a comment about me putting it on for her. And she's since said that me playing that song for her kinda confirmed for her that I was into her and it wasn't just a one-night stand or whatever. She doesn't bring it up constantly, but I'm never surprised when she does. And she loves it when I play it around her. What I'll never tell her is that the song had just recently come out, and I'd only heard it once. So I just really wanted to listen to it. I didn't put it on for her and I didn't intend for her to take it any type of way. But I am so glad I put it, and I'm glad she took it that way, which is why I'll never tell her." 8. "I used to do funny voices as our cat, or now my daughter's guinea pig. It's because I have invented a whole persona for them in my head. The guinea pig, who is a bit bossy and temperamental, is a gangster with a whole crime empire and enjoys saying, 'How do you like that? How do you like it?' in a rough cockney accent when he bites/wees on one of us. Our cat was a sly super villain who enjoyed the art of psychological warfare. She was particularly good at hiding socks for nefarious reasons and has a rough Glaswegian accent, similar to mine but without the edge polished off. I honestly don't know how I'd explain all that now." — crimsonavenger77 "My cat is a KGB spy who doesn't know the Cold War is over. She has a thick Russian accent, but she tries to blend into American culture as best as she can. We pretend she is American, so she doesn't feel self-conscious about her cover being blown. But we all know she is a Russian spy. She despises us and our capitalist ways, but she also has lavish tastes. So she struggles internally with that. She reports back to her comrades when we aren't around. So we don't know exactly what she is telling them, but we believe she is waiting for her signal. Signal to what? We don't know. That's the scary part." — greenteasmoothie138 9. "I let her win at Scrabble." — Level9_CPU "Keep this secret. If I ever found out my SO was letting me win word games, it would crush me." — ssl0th 10. "That, when we play puzzle-oriented video games, I don't speak up when I solve it in my head. She gets stressed with video games, and I love to play with her. But if I solve it faster every time, she won't want to play as much. She's new to it, and I want her to enjoy it with me! First, we played A Way Out, which isn't really a puzzle game. But it was a lot of fun. Then we played It Takes Two, which is a bit more puzzle-oriented. Currently playing Unraveled Two, which is the one I am talking about." — I_shot_president_JFK "This is honestly so nice! I absolutely love it when my partner does that because I'm the slow one. It's a keeper move." — Dead_ladybug "My ex and I played Unraveled Two. She told me that, with 90% of the puzzles, she figured it out within 30 seconds of entering the room. But she didn't say anything. Because if she did, that means we'd play for less time. She also liked hearing how excited I got when I figured it out." — Pyroblisser2 11. "That I don't really have the power to bring dead plants back to life. They're called perennials. They're supposed to die off and come back in the spring lmao." 12. "My wife is pregnant. A couple of months ago, a rabbit got into our garden. So she grabbed my pellet gun without warning and shot the thing. We try not to be wasteful, so I skinned and cleaned it for a stew. As I was gutting it, I found four placentas. Told her it was a boy, and I'll carry that to my grave." — NegaScraps 13. "That we have some uninvited spider roommates hanging out around the house." 14. "Some kittens showed up around our house, who knows from where. We thought we found them all and moved them away from the cars when my lady had to leave for work, but I came out to the driveway later and found one smashed when she reversed out. But she must not have seen it while leaving because she never said anything, and that would've wrecked her being an empath and knowing she killed it. I disposed of it and never told her. Don't plan on it." — Rossofthewild 15. Finally, "That I cuddle with the rescued road cats that I didn't want and talk to them in stupid baby voices when no one is around. I keep a hundred pounds of America's most hated dog, but those cats are so fucking adorable." What's a secret (good, bad, or just straight-up funny) that you will simply never reveal to your partner? Let us know in the comments or through the anonymous form below!
