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People Smarter Than Me
The dog toy maker who put an extra toy INSIDE of a toy. The person who made this railing with Braille on it to describe the view. The designer who made this highlighter so you can see what you're highlighting. The genius who came up with this smart door latch that doubles as an accessories holder in a public restroom. This person's clever father who opens their cable tie packets in the middle so they'll never spill them all over the floor again. This clever person who figured out a way to "encrypt" their message to someone whose wallet they found. The efficient venue manager who put the location of the bathrooms on the back of employees' shirts. The librarian who made the genius decision to have a "library of things" for residents to borrow like toolkits and power washers: And the equally clever person at this library who made cake pans available to check out. "One of my locals does tool lending. Super helpful for pricy tools that you're only going to use once or twice."—GhostalMedia Oh! And the helpful person at this library who created "binge boxes" to loan out. The thoughtful movie theater owner who put up this sign to let you know if a movie has end credits or not. "THIS IS SO FRICKIN' IMPORTANT! Genius move whoever thought of this."—Glad-Coyote9589 The person who came up with this simple life improvement — fan pull chains that have a light bulb and fan blades at the end to indicate which chain to pull. The traffic light designer who made this one with an hourglass to help count down the time left before the light changes. "PEDESTRIANS: START YOUR HURRYING!"—heyhihay And the person who came up with the idea of adding crossing lights on the ground that turn green/red — helpful for people who are basically glued to their phones! "This is pretty common where I live in Korea; almost everyone looks at their phones when walking, so it makes sense."—MsAndooftheWoods This smart seamster who shared a simple, but genius hack to sew in a straight line. "It's sew obvious."—m1racle"It really seams effective."—Trustmemeimadoctor"I love this thread."—NovelTAcct The clever person that designed this store to have different surfaces to "road test" strollers. "What they really need is a curb to test it on. Every pram or stroller I've had has been great on level terrain, but the moment you try and take it over a bump or curb, that's the real test."—DaisyPlus3 The person at DFW airport who added these lights to the bathroom stalls so you can tell which are available. The person who had the idea to sort this furniture hardware by step rather than type. "This makes me unbelievably happy."—Oliver10110 And this bird of a feather who laid it out REALLY simple. "I LOVE thoughtful packaging. Makes me irrationally happy when I discover this sort of thing."—WeirdEngineerDude This clever cook who shared a neat trick to measure honey in a baking recipe. "Also, if the recipe calls for any sort of oil, just measure and pour that before you do the honey, and it will slip right out."—anoble562 The absolute genius who added this small, but highly useful, feature to an oven — showing the time you started cooking. "I wonder if the engineer who proposed that received the proper acknowledgement?"—FarkFrederick"I hope there's cake and perhaps appetizers."—normscherries The restaurant owner who had the foresight to install both unscented (for before eating) and scented (for after eating) soap dispensers. "This is at KazuNori, a place that serves mainly sushi hand rolls. You wouldn't want a fragranced soap scent lingering on your hands to interfere with the taste of the food. But then afterward, you might want scented to cover up any (potential) fish smell."—thafraz And this restaurant owner who had these neat lights installed to get your server's attention silently. "I'm more amazed by how they made the word 'turn' work both ways."—dunequestion This eco-friendly bar owner who opted to start using pasta as straws instead of plastic. "They last a whole lot longer than paper straws that disintegrate before you finish your drink AND are much better for frozen drinks and milkshakes that take longer to finish drinking. Paper straws go soggy less than halfway through the frozen drink and collapse on themselves when you try to suck."—Scirax And the smarty who added this drawing on a pasta box to help gauge the quantity of pasta you need/use. "How to calculate the correct amount of pasta to cook:1. Estimate the amount you think you'll need.2. Wrong."—Maddie-Moo The smarty pants who designed this ruler to have cascading millimeter marks so it's easier to read. "This The absolute genius who designed this shirt to have a lens cloth sewn in at the bottom. "A lot of ski gloves have that stitched on the thumb, so you don't have to remove your gloves to wipe your goggles."—mrtn17 This super smart grandpa who sorted his extra sauce packets into a case. "We do this at the hospital, too, when delivering meals. I dubbed it the 'snackle box.'"—JacksonDirk Whoever designed these benches to be reversible so you can choose your view. "Trains in Sydney had seats like these last time I was there. You could choose to face forwards like a normal person, or if you really wanted to live wild, travel to your destination facing backwards."—byDMP And then, the person who made this bench on rails so you can always be in the shade. "Or round a fire pit, so you can move the seating away from the smoke."—jadethief17 And, wait!! MORE benches!! The clever designer who came up with this bench/ad, which is just really cool-looking IMO. "Break me off a piece of that BUS STOP BENCH!"—zahnsaw This mom who painted an outlet to blend in with its surroundings. "They are all around the kitchen, and to be completely honest, they are pretty hard to find."—FentanylBolus The smarty pants who designed this toilet to have a sink attached to the top — this is so you can re-use the sink water in the next flush in order to help save water. "My relatives in Japan had one of these. Theirs looked relatively fancy in comparison to this. it really made their tiny guest bathroom useable. There was absolutely no room for a toilet and a sink otherwise."—MangoCandy The genius that designed this shirt with buttons on the inside as well to help prevent annoying boob-gap. "Nice!! Now, if they would just give us pockets, we would finally be set!"—WeAreClouds This intelligent paper bag designer who just wants to help. "I remember those bags from Food4Less. I always thought it was so obvious, why would you need instructions? But then, I watched other grocery store employees and some people definitely need those instructions."—katlian The person who incorporated kick buttons on these elevators. "We have them at my work. I always thought it was so you didn't need to touch the buttons, but found out they're actually for our movers who can't push a button due to them carrying items."—Poorman81 The helpful person who designed these stairs with a groove on the side to make carrying bikes easier. "Bike runnel is the term if you're curious."—mykreau The person who decided to incorporate a window on this toaster. "How toast your bread is. New adjective. Love it."—letsbuildasnowman The retail store designer who had the wisdom to make this hanger for a dressing room. "Ratio should be more like 1 hook for 'Yes,' 3 hooks for 'No,' 10 hooks for 'Maybe.'"—SANTAAAA__I_know_him The earth-conscious inventor of these cardboard hangers in a store. "Cardboard can be sturdy as hell. I got cabinets delivered, and they were boxed is cardboard. That was the hardest cardboard I've ever had to cut up."—Annoying_Auditor The smarty who designed this spatula with a little stand. "I always thought that was there so the spatula wouldn't slide into the pot or pan."—mrjengu"Things can be two things."—FasterDoudle The genius who came up with this gate design that allows horses but not vehicles. "As someone who works on a ranch, I cannot explain how useful this would be where I work. People like to drive down the private roads the farm is located on to see the horses, but we need to keep the gate open to bring the horses back after a ride."—Kalashnikov-model_47 The clever person who dreamed up this device that shows how much blood a local blood bank has. This is in Melbourne, Australia in case you were wondering. These young Girl Scouts, aka geniuses, who posted up outside a local dispensary to sell cookies. "They know their clientele."—ChickenInvader42 This landscaper who leaves a rectangle of wildflowers so bees can use them. "My office started doing that now, too, for the bees and generally to increase biodiversity. It looks great, really colorful, and lush — much nicer than having a boring lawn around an office for no reason."—Shasve The designer of this hotel phone in Iceland that has a special button to wake you up if there are northern lights in the sky. "Iceland is such a wonderful country. When we lived there, in Reykjavík, if there were Northern Lights in the forecast, they would dim the city lights."—Sharchir The clever tire-maker who incorporated a tread depth measurer built into the rubber. "Should be a safety requirement on all tires! Brilliant. (The numbered design, not just the usual indicators.)"—3WarmAndWildEyes The person who packed this tube with a tongue depressor attached to prevent it from rolling around. "I work at the post office. I'm told they do this so that the tubes actually get scanned going through the machines (basically a conveyer belt that scans on the top and bottom). Otherwise they spin and/or don't get scanned they don't get scanned, the tracking numbers don't get updated, and people get all mad. By doing it this way, they get scanned at each processing plant."—PrometheusAborted The person who designed this cool jacket with a hand-me-down label. "If you've ever owned anything from you know this is legit because it lasts forever. I have a backpack from kindergarten that is still in good shape 15 years later."—KnowledgeShouldBFree And finally, the handy cat parent who repurposed an old TV into a lovely cat bed for their cat's birthday. "Two hundred channels, and nothing but cats."—bandastalo
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05-04-2025
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50 People Who Are So, So, So, So, So Much Smarter Than Me It's Embarrassing
1. Like this clever person who figured out a way to "encrypt" their message to someone whose wallet they found. "That's very interesting! So assuming the person is older than 18 and younger than 95, there's about 28k possible combinations!" — myagi-son 2. The smart (and helpful) movie theater owner who put up this sign to let you know if a movie has end credits or not. "THIS IS SO FRICKIN' IMPORTANT! Genius move whoever thought of this." — Glad-Coyote9589 3. The brilliant venue manager who put the location of the bathrooms on the back of employees' shirts. "Peak efficiency right there." — dlkapt3 4. The librarian who made the genius decision to have a "library of things" for residents to borrow like toolkits and power washers: TumainiTiger / Via "I live close to a tool library. Everything from lawnmowers to gardening tools or drills, table saws, etc. You name it, they've got it. They will also give you a quick training on the equipment if you need it. We've used them for all sorts of random things, including ceramic tile saws, post-hole diggers, and lawn aerators." — ApprehensiveStuff828 5. The clever owner of this pizzeria who started using a dough ball instead of the plastic thing to keep the box from smushing the pizza. 6. This crafty seamster who shared a simple, but genius hack to sew in a straight line. lucidillusions / Via "It's sew obvious." — m1racle "It really seams effective." — Trustmemeimadoctor "I love this thread." — NovelTAcct 7. The smarty who created this smart door latch that doubles as an accessories holder in a public restroom. YourInfidelityInMe / Via YourInfidelityInMe 8. And the person at DFW airport who added these lights to the bathroom stalls so you can tell which are available. Emeri5 / Via "I was there a couple weeks ago during a layover, and when you enter the bathroom, there is a digital sign that says how many stalls are available. Best thing ever." —[deleted] 9. These young Girl Scouts, aka geniuses, who posted up outside a local dispensary to sell cookies. 10. The brainy person who designed this ruler to have cascading millimeter marks so it's easier to read. 11. The sharp AF person who added this small, but highly useful, feature to an oven — showing the time you started cooking. Fearless-Professor33 / Via 12. The retail store designer who had the wisdom to make this hanger for a dressing room. 13. The restaurant owner who had these neat lights installed to get your server's attention silently. 14. And the restaurant owner who had the foresight to install both unscented (for before eating) and scented (for after eating) soap dispensers. "This is at KazuNori, a place that serves mainly sushi hand rolls. You wouldn't want a fragranced soap scent lingering on your hands to interfere with the taste of the food. But then afterward, you might want scented to cover up any (potential) fish smell." — thafraz 15. The person who had the idea to sort this furniture hardware by step rather than type. 16. And this bird of a feather who laid it out REALLY simple. 17. The person who came up with this simple life improvement — fan pull chains that have a light bulb and fan blades at the end to indicate which chain to pull. 18. The absolute genius who designed this shirt to have a lens cloth sewn in at the bottom. 19. The clever person who designed this store to have different surfaces to "road test" strollers. eyedubb / Via Parents everywhere: "THANK YOU." 20. The intelligent paper bag designer who came up with this. u/Sugalips2000 / Via This needs to be in every grocery store. 21. This super smart grandpa who sorted his extra sauce packets into a case. satchamo87 / Via Honestly, genius. 22. The person who designed this umbrella to only show the logo when it rains. jaegee0000 / Via Subtly clever. 23. The smarty who designed this spatula with a little stand. dgroove8 / Via Could also be used as a hook perhaps? 24. The canny person at this library who created "binge boxes" to loan out. bradshaw1992 / Via Here for a Coen brothers marathon, TBH. 25. And the equally clever person at this library who made cake pans available to check out. Museumgirl82 / Via "One of my locals does tool lending. Super helpful for pricy tools that you're only going to use once or twice." — GhostalMedia 26. The genius traffic light designer who made this one with an hourglass to help count down the time left before the light changes. nonexisting-- / Via "PEDESTRIANS: START YOUR HURRYING!" — heyhihay 27. And the person who came up with the idea of adding crossing lights on the ground that turn green/red — helpful for people who are basically glued to their phones! Diban977 / Via "This is pretty common where I live in Korea; almost everyone looks at their phones when walking, so it makes sense." — MsAndooftheWoods 28. This clever cook who shared a neat truck to measure honey in a baking recipe. KevlarYarmulke / Via "Also, if the recipe calls for any sort of oil, just measure and pour that before you do the honey, and it will slip right out." — anoble562 29. And the smarty who added this drawing on a pasta box to help gauge the quantity of pasta you need/use. LorenzoCol / Via "How to calculate the correct amount of pasta to cook: 1. Estimate the amount you think you'll need. 2. Wrong." — Maddie-Moo 30. This mom who painted an outlet to blend in with its surroundings. FentanylBolus / Via "They are all around the kitchen, and to be completely honest, they are pretty hard to find." — FentanylBolus 31. And THIS mom who painted an outlet to blend in with its surroundings. newherel / Via Good job, mom! 32. The person who made this bench on rails so you can always be in the shade. DhyeyLim / Via "Or around a fire pit, so you can move the seating away from the smoke." — jadethief17 33. And this clever designer who came up with this bench/ad, which is just really cool-looking IMO. CassiusIsAlive / Via "Break me off a piece of that BUS STOP BENCH!" — zahnsaw 34. The smarty pants who designed this toilet to have a sink attached to the top — this is so you can reuse the sink water in the next flush in order to help save water. Divachu / Via "My relatives in Japan had one of these. Theirs looked relatively fancy in comparison to this. it really made their tiny guest bathroom useable. There was absolutely no room for a toilet and a sink otherwise." — MangoCandy 35. The helpful person who designed these stairs with a groove on the side to make carrying bikes easier. y0immatt / Via "Bike runnel is the term if you're curious." — mykreau 36. The genius that designed this shirt with buttons on the inside as well to help prevent annoying boob-gap. kalimoo / Via People with boobs, I know you know the struggle! 37. The person who incorporated kick buttons on these elevators. rastroboy / Via Carrying packages? No problem! 38. Whoever designed these benches to be reversible so you can choose your view. thoughtgun / Via So you can look at the people walking by or the boats out in the marina. 39. The earth-conscious inventor of these cardboard hangers in a store. CrapSheSaidSheWas18 / Via "Cardboard can be sturdy as hell. I got cabinets delivered, and they were boxed in cardboard. That was the hardest cardboard I've ever had to cut up." — Annoying_Auditor 40. And this eco-friendly bar owner who opted to start using pasta as straws instead of plastic. gary_was_alone / Via "They last a whole lot longer than paper straws that disintegrate before you finish your drink AND are much better for frozen drinks and milkshakes that take longer to finish drinking. Paper straws go soggy less than halfway through the frozen drink and collapse on themselves when you try to suck." — Scirax 41. The person who packed this tube with a tongue depressor attached to prevent it from rolling around. SarcasticGamer / Via "I work at the post office. I'm told they do this so that the tubes actually get scanned going through the machines (basically a conveyer belt that scans on the top and bottom). Otherwise they spin and/or don't get scanned correctly. If they don't get scanned, the tracking numbers don't get updated, and people get all mad. By doing it this way, they get scanned at each processing plant." — PrometheusAborted 42. The wise person who came up with this gate design that allows horses but not vehicles. Blencathra / Via "As someone who works on a ranch, I cannot explain how useful this would be where I work. People like to drive down the private roads the farm is located on to see the horses, but we need to keep the gate open to bring the horses back after a ride." — Kalashnikov-model_47 43. The thoughtful person who dreamed up this device that shows how much blood a local blood bank has. awritemate / Via This is in Melbourne, Australia in case you were wondering. 44. The designer of this hotel phone in Iceland that has a special button to wake you up if there are Northern Lights in the sky. KristjanHrannar / Via "Iceland is such a wonderful country. When we lived there, in Reykjavík, if there were Northern Lights in the forecast, they would dim the city lights." — Sharchir 45. The person who designed this cool jacket with a hand-me-down label. Investr_shiba / Via "If you've ever owned anything from you know this is legit because it lasts forever. I have a backpack from kindergarten that is still in good shape 15 years later." — KnowledgeShouldBFree 46. The clever tire-maker who incorporated a tread depth measurer built into the rubber. KevlarYarmulke / Via "Should be a safety requirement on all tires! Brilliant. (The numbered design, not just the usual indicators.)" — 3WarmAndWildEyes 47. The store owner who came up with this idea — two different sets of shopping baskets for those that need help or want to be left alone. saksith / Via "Home Depot needs some system like this. Like a 'Newbie Home Depot shopper' vs. 'I know more than you.'" — 440Jack 48. This landscaper who leaves a rectangle of wildflowers so bees can use them. Gaddanger / Via "My office started doing that now, too, for the bees and generally to increase biodiversity. It looks great, really colorful, and lush — much nicer than having a boring lawn around an office for no reason." — Shasve 49. The handy cat parent who repurposed an old TV into a lovely cat bed for their cat's birthday. BrewCoven / Via "Two hundred channels, and nothing but cats." — bandastalo 50. Finally, the high-key genius who created this Oreo cookie holder that attaches to a glass, thus making them smarter than literally all of us. fuzziblanket / Via We salute you.
