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26 Products With Before And After Pics That Will Leave You *So* Shook, You'll Look Like The Mr. Krabs Meme
A swimmer's hair care regimen featuring a shampoo, conditioner, and four packets of ~remedy powder~ to help keep your hair protected from chlorine buildup and discoloration after spending time in the pool. It'll also help prevent chemical damage and moisturize your tresses, so your mane is as luscious and shiny as SpongeBob's when he's riding Mystery, the wild seahorse through Bikini Bottom. An E.l.f. color corrector for camouflaging any blemishes, under-eye circles, discoloration, or dark spots without caking or creasing your foundation and concealer. There are five different shades for complexion-specific correcting, including a green for concealing redness and a peach for correcting dark spots on medium skin tones. A pair of seamless and reusable Nippies silicone pasties, which allow you to wear your favorite tops and dresses without worrying about stubborn bra straps or nipples showing. The reviewers who swear by these are screaming "Fuuuuuuutuuuuuuure" at how well they stay put for hours and restick through repeated uses! And a breathable, sweat-proof boob tape kit in case you have a dress or top with a strange cut that wouldn't work with a bra, but you want a bra-like lift. This kit includes boob tape, satin petals to protect your nipples, and even a pair of silicone pasties. It even comes with a convenient carrying pouch you could effortlessly pack in your go-bag! An LED light therapy mask, which uses blue *and* red light to help reduce the appearance of wrinkles, treat (and eventually clear) mild to moderate acne, fade scarring, and even prevent breakouts from happening! Skincare with a luxe flair? We love to see it! A jar of Brazilian Bum Bum body cream that boasts a blend of caffeine-packed guarana extract and coconut oil to help *visibly* firm and moisturize skin — use it on your own bum and find out why they really call her Sandy Cheeks! Plus, you'll even smell ah-may-zing with creamy, delectable notes of salted caramel, pistachio, and vanilla! ✨ A descaling solution because yes, your beloved coffee maker needs to be cleaned too. This solution does all the work to eliminate limescale and mineral buildup that's probably been making your coffees taste kind of weird, but you just shrugged it off. Joesoef's sulfur soap, which is dermatologist-approved for helping treat acne breakouts because of the antibacterial cleansing properties of volcanic sulfur. So, if you don't plan on sitting at the base of a volcano and letting the sulfuric springs work their miracle healing anytime will unclog your pores and eliminate blackheads just the same (if not better). A very effective grill cleaner that takes less than five minutes to soak off burnt meats, veggies, and grease and make your grill ready for the next cookout. Raise your hand if you're a certain grill cook who would really love this simple spray and wipe clean-up, so you can get back to jellyfishing! 🪼 A powerhouse trio of serums: retinol, vitamin C, and hyaluronic acid, which work together to help reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles, as well as brighten, smooth, hydrate, *and* plump your skin for a glowing complexion. A brush cleaning kit designed to make sure you can clean the grossness and grime existing in every windowsill, sliding door, vent, and other nooks and crannies. Now, you won't have to look at those tracks in complete disgust because you finally have the tools to eliminate it! A genius paw cleaning tube in case your pup loves to dig or frolic in every mud puddle they come across. This is designed with soft silicone bristles on the inside to lift dirt from the fur and paw pads of your pooch's feet. Just add water, then their foot, and twist! Good Molecules Yerba Mate Wake Up Eye Gel, which is under $10 *and* has a massive cult following. This gel is practically witchcraft for how well it minimizes swelling and puffiness. I mean, Squidward would be absolutely SHOOK at how well it covers up the misery of being kept awake by SpongeBob and Patrick's hijinks all night long! And an under-eye brightener that boasts a lightweight, color-balancing formula infused with hydrating hyaluronic acid and nourishing shea butter for a reliable coverage solution that's nothing short of practical magic. A pack of thin velvet hangers, so you can organize your closet to be roomier and more streamlined (shoutout matching hangers). Plus, the fancy schmancy nonslip velvet helps make sure your clothes won't randomly fall to the floor! A pack of two tongue scrapers that'll help eradicate bad breath and bacteria buildup and enhance your tastebuds to make your mouth feel better than ever. Plus, your tongue will return to its natural color with consistent cleaning! *Casually sliding this to Bubble Bass after the entire town of Bikini Bottom sees everything he's been hiding under his tongue.* Truly Beauty boob polish — it boasts a blend of açaí, retinol, and dragonfruit to help moisturize and exfoliate your skin to deliver visibly smoother results. Even your 🎶 lovely little (or big) lumps 🎶 deserve some TLC every now and then (plus, you could even do a quick self-check while applying)! A piercing bump solution for anyone who's experienced keloids, bumps, and scars with their piercings. This will help reduce their appearance and deliver some partial relief if you can't get an appointment with your doc ASAP. A microwave bacon cooker that can sear up to nine strips of bacon at once without a pop of hot grease threatening your breakfast vibes. Making bacon without getting any battle scars? You basically just won gold at the Fry Cook Games! Plus, a Clorox Toilet Wand Starter Kit designed to kill bacteria and viruses lurking on the inside of your porcelain throne. Simply pop on one of the refill sponge heads, scrub the inside of the bowl, and then throw it away! Cleaning the toilet *literally* couldn't be simpler. An under-$10 lip-plumping gloss set featuring a ginger-infused plumping gloss to deliver expensive-looking volume to your pout by day, and a secondary, minty overnight mask so your lips can be nourished and softened after a full day of giving Jolie perfection. A three-step cradle cap system to help you gentle remove flakes from your little one's scalp. Simply soap up the included double-sided sponge brush and massage in circular motions on their head, and finally use the fine-tooth comb to lift the flakes away! An Ogx leave-in conditioning cream that's infused with moisturizing and restorative argan oil, so all you have to do is apply after towel-drying your hair and witness the literal ✨ magic ✨ happen before your eyes. This incredible styling cream delivers beautifully defined and voluminous tresses that look salon-fresh, even though you did a simple wash-n-go! The very popular Chom Chom roller, a reusable pet hair remover with a patented brush design, so all you have to do is simply push back and forth. All the shed hair and lint on clothes, furniture, car seats, cat towers, etc., is collected into a chamber, and then you just remove and throw it all away! Over 140,000 reviewers have bestowed it with a rating, and we agree: If a member of your household happens to have four legs and a ton of hair, this is a must-buy. A clear nail polish with a bitter taste to help put an end to nail biting and thumb sucking to let your nail growth flourish. It's safe, effective, and tastes so bad, you'll definitely prefer chewing anything else! You can even paint your little one's nails to help prevent them from putting their germy hands in their mouths. 🤢 A 20-pack of multi-surface eraser sponges to disappear tough messes like grease, scuffs, dirt, and even crayon (!!!) with a fraction of the elbow grease you'd need for regular scrubbing. Use this on your walls, floors, shoes, tubs — wherever — and join the thousands of reviewers who have rated it 5 stars! When you realize your toilet doesn't *have* to be replaced because of mineral staining: Reviews in this post have been edited for length and image via Nickelodeon.
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20-05-2025
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33 Beauty Products That'll Make You "Add To Cart"
A hydrating eye stick with a cutie little polar bear design perfect for its ~cooling and calming~ effect. It'll help reduce dark circles, lines, and puffiness while delivering moisture without oils. Sensitive skin friends, this one's for us. And an under-eye brightener because you aren't sure if you'll ever actually not be exhausted, but you can def stop looking like it. It's ~enriched~ with shea butter and hyaluronic acid to give your dark circles a more ✨radiant✨ look. The pinkish tint helps balance out the blueish tint under your eyes as if you said a spell to make your dark circles *poof* away. Joesoef's sulfur soap to help with acne, blackheads, and clogged pores. Sulfur, a key ingredient in this lil' miracle bar, has antibacterial and antifungal properties that'll help you say hakuna matata to your skincare problems. A Burt's Bees after-sun soother because getting sunburned sucks and we'd all prefer to make it go away as soon as possible. Use this on your face or body after a day at the beach and watch the aloe and coconut oil work their magic. Plus, reviewers love that it's nongreasy and absorbs quickly into the skin. A long-lasting Urban Decay All Nighter setting spray that'll make sure your makeup isn't going ANYWHERE. IDK what's in this bottle, but my guess is some sort of witch's potion because there's no other explanation for how well this spray works. *Chefs kiss. 🤌* A Cosrx snail mucin serum to help improve hydration and soothe damaged skin. Yep, snail mucin. Sounds ick, but your skin will totally fall in love the second you use it. Hmm, wonder if this is why SpongeBob had Gary the pet snail — skincare benefits. A popular foot exfoliant that'll make the dead skin on your feet *literally* start to peel off revealing your brand new feet within one to two weeks! Seriously, you'll feel as if your feet were, like, born again because the results?! Incredible. A La Roche-Posay balm, a super gentle formula with shea butter and vitamin B5 to help nourish rough, dry, irritated skin. It's so gentle, it can even be used on babies as young as one week old for diaper rash. Jaw. On. The. Floor. A derma roller that'll give you a microneedling treatment, potentially leaving you with some seriously smooth, glowing skin. Oh annnnd, it can be used as a scalp or beard roller to help stimulate hair growth. A water- and sweat-resistant tinted sunscreen from Live Tinted that's packed with SPF 50. Light–medium buildable coverage + UV protection with *NO white cast* all packed into one little lightweight miracle = perfection for anyone who despises heavy foundation. Live Tinted is a South Asian woman-owned small biz that specializes in clean, vegan, cruelty-free beauty products for all skin tones. Promising reviews: "This is my new staple. I don't wear foundation, but I am a tinted sunscreen fan. For years, I have used the tinted Elta MD. I tried this on a whim, and it just blends into my skin so smoothly. The shade match was perfect, the radiant/natural finish wasn't too much, even with my oil-prone skin. Also, no breakouts in sight!" —Sarah S."I absolutely love this tinted sunscreen. I use it instead of foundation during summer with cream blush and bronzer, and set it with spray and powder. It lasts all day and doesn't get super oily throughout the day, which is a plus because I have very oily skin." —Miri21Get it from Amazon (available in seven shades) or Ulta (available in 11 shades) for $42. A MakeUp Eraser cloth that you can wash and reuse! And get this, it can remove your makeup with JUST WATER! This'll def save you some shmoney since you won't have to constantly buy makeup wipes. A vegan ingrown hair oil to help with those pesky, painful ingrown bumps after shaving or waxing and keep *down there* free of those unsightly, annoying pus-filled bumps. Wherever your skin gets red and irritated, this stuff will handle it, no prob. A tube of retinol night cream that goes to work as you sleep. Shea Butter, glycolic acid, and squalane work to hydrate while the retinol helps smooth and reduce the appearance of fine lines. These results totally bring the drama. An exfoliating scrub mitt to scrub-a-dub-dub that dead skin off. It'll seriously feel like you shed a layer like a chameleon by the time this thing is done removing any self-tanner, old skin, and whatever else could be caked on. Plus, your skin will be soooo smooth. Like, baby butt smooth. The renowned Aztec Secret Healing Clay that'll deep-clean pores just like a vacuum sucks up dirt off a floor. Just add a little apple cider vinegar or water, mix it into a smooth paste, and apply it to your face! The amount of time to keep it on varies based on skin sensitivity, but it'll have you looking and feeling great. An eight-piece magnetic eyeliner and lashes kit to make putting lashes on way, WAY easier. Simply apply the magnetic, smudge-proof liner like you would any liquid top liner, place the magnetic eyelashes right on top, and *voila*! Easy peasy and no messing with lash glue. An eyebrow soap that'll give you that natural, full, laminated, feathered look the easy way — you know, yourself. Cuz sometimes we can't afford every luxury. 😭 Apply the waterproof, long-lasting gel, brush your brows upward, and look in the mirror wondering if those are your brows or Zendaya's on your face. A tattoo balm and aftercare cream to make your 3-year-old tattoo look like you had it done three days ago. It'll help moisturize your skin and have your ink looking fresh and vibrant. And don't worry if you have some extra melanin, this 👏 is 👏 for 👏 you.👏 You can use this on new or old tattoos — the oils support your skin's natural barrier while helping to prevent harmful environmental stressors from irritating your skin. A bottle of professional-grade callus-removing gel that'll quickly get rid of all that thick, hard skin. Holy guacamole, these results! Mind-blowing and magical. A jar of Sol de Janeiro Brazilian Bum Bum body cream made with a caffeine-rich guarana extract formula to help smooth and tighten skin. People are in loooove with this stuff, and some reviewers even just use it as, like, a perfume. Yeah, it smells that good. Or a jar of Buns Of ✨Glowry✨ that'll make your buns look as amazing as the ones at Texas Roadhouse. This "butt polish" will leave your cheeks smooth, tight, and of course, glowing. The wheat protein can help reduce the appearance of fine lines and cellulite (if that's something you're looking to do), the jojoba oil helps exfoliate blemishes, and the watermelon extract can help fade discoloration while *also* smelling freakin' amazing. Wow, looks like they left the witchcraft that is clearly in this off the ingredient list. Anddd Truly Beauty boob polish made of an acai and retinol concoction that'll help smooth your skin, reduce the appearance of fine lines and stretch marks, and brighten, firm, and tighten your chest. Bestie, I'm sure your tatas already look *absolutely amazing*, but if you've ever been intrigued by these beautiful jars at Ulta (🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏽♀️), give this a try! And if anyone compliments your breasts, you can be like "oh yeah, I just had 'em polished." A bottle of Elizavecca hair treatment, which contains ceramides and collagen that'll work to make your hair feel softer and bouncier in just five minutes! The formula will keep you looking flawless even if you don't have much time or don't feel like doing your hair. A color corrector — a 4-in-1 eye, lip, and cheek multistick that'll neutralize dark spots and circles in case you've felt like NOTHING will cover your tired under eyes lately. Put this over any areas with hyperpigmentation, then put your foundation or concealer over the top, and boom! Tired under-eyes will be gone in a flash. A pack of 36 acne patches that'll have you shook when you wake up in the morning. These patches absorb all the gunk and speed up the open pimple-healing process. Psh, what pimple? An eye primer to help lock down your eye makeup and have it lasting longer than the Energizer Bunny. This base will have your shadow looking as bold, pigmented, and vibrant as ever while putting your more expensive eye primer to shame. Someone roll out the red carpet or, I mean, carry one with you to roll out yourself cuz you're gonna look ✨flawless. ✨ A firming eye cream with vitamin C, vitamin E, rosehip seed oil, and hibiscus flower extract to help firm and brighten the sensitive skin around your eyes and neck for a day-to-day ANNND long-term effect. Or 48 pairs of under-eye masks to keep sleepy-looking eyes at bay. You can kiss puffiness and dark circles goodbye, cuz you're gonna look like you slept as much as Sleeping Beauty after you use these. Refreshed, awake, brightened under-eyes are in your future with these lil' miracles. It'll look like your bags drank coffee, too. A pack of Skin1004 zombie masks that could seriously get you cast in American Horror Story: Coven cuz it's the *supreme* (shoutout to Fiona Goode). They'll help reduce the appearance of fine lines and blur pores by gently removing dead cells and hydrating your skin. Just 15 minutes of looking like a horror film extra is worth the results, IMO. A bottle of Meltdown acne oil for anyone with acne-prone skin. This reviewer fave helps reduce acne, redness, and inflammation, and fades acne scars, all while preventing future breakouts. It also keeps you hydrated with rosehip oil and is cruelty free! Mix this into your moisturizer, wear under makeup, or use it as a spot treatment — this stuff is super versatile! An outrageously popular Differin gel with tons of glowing reviews raving about this magic treatment. It's a prescription-strength retinoid that targets clogged pores and inflammation to help restore skin texture and tone. It'll get all up in those pores to help prevent new acne from forming. A roll-on waxing kit to help make keeping your legs smooth easy peasy if that's something you're interested in doing. Avoid salon wax prices and get baby-soft gams at home. A powder foundation by L'Oreal that a full-coverage powder — yes, powder — foundation that helps to blur redness and acne, has a matte finish, and will stay in place so you can slay all day. Reviewers with all types of skin — dry, oily, etc. — are LOVING this little baby. You, clicking *add to cart* after seeing the Elizavecca hair treatment results: The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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09-05-2025
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27 Underrated Products To Make All Your Other Things Look A Little Silly For Trying
Dr. Scholl's Roll-On Foot Pain Relief Liquid for 12 hours of relief when you're on a trip and your step count is "too many." This fast-acting formula is made with lidocaine and menthol to work within five minutes, and tackle nerve pain for deep relief. Catrice "Instant Awake" Under Eye Brightener, which became the internet's holy grail for concealing and brightening dark circles under your eyes so fast that everyone's old concealers are doing double takes. This lightweight, color-adapting formula is designed for truly ~invisible~ coverage that makes a drastic difference. An airtight Deli ProKeeper so beloved that it's gone viral on FridgeTok (if you know, you KNOW). Not only does this free up space and clutter in the fridge, but it keeps deli meat and cheese so fresh that you'll actually get your darn money's worth by preventing waste. Glossmetics' Lychee Overnight Lip Mask, which is a cult-fave in the making — you can wear this non-stick, ultra glossy lip shine during the day or overnight as a lip treatment to help hydrate, soften, and condition your lips. Not to mention you will taste *delectable* all day and night (just ask the many lychee martinis I have downed on this here earth!). No Worries: A Guided Journal, a popular self-guided journal designed to help with managing anxiety, stress, and the general "adkfjgaldkjfgalkj" in your brain. Each day has a similar set of prompts for 12 undated weeks to help you reflect on your thought patterns and sources of anxiety, and gradually find self-care practices and management strategies that suit you best. A weighted eye mask that's basically like a weighted blanket for your human eyes, designed to decrease stress and encourage ~deep sleep~. They also feature a 3D contour, so they're hollowed out in the middle and won't rest right on top of your eyes. A pair of "floating" air conduction headphones designed to settle just over your ear instead of inside it — basically all the convenience and privacy of earbuds, without the discomfort of physically putting them in your ears. It picks up calls just as well as any other pair, and is designed so the sound isn't audible to anyone else! A big ole collapsible wash bin with a *drain plug* installed at the bottom that is like having a sink inside your skin — perfect for anyone who wants to keep dirty dishes separate from the sink bottom, and absolutely beloved by parents who have a bunch of bottles to sanitize at once. Joesoef's pharmaceutical-grade anti-acne sulfur soap that people with acne, rosacea, dermatitis, and clogged pores swear by for helping clear their skin and relieve the tenderness. A lot of reviewers noted that they found this specific product after their dermatologists recommended it to them! A set of delightfully ~~tingly~~ self-heating soothing foot masks made with Epsom salts, lavender, and peppermint perfect for anyone whose recent step count is "too many." Nothing like a lil' self-care on those aching feet to lift your spirits! A charging port with a built-in Apple Watch charger to let you simultaneously charge three devices from one hotel outlet — a total boon when there's one one measly bedside outlet for all your beloved gadgets and gizmos. Teeccino, a sleep-deprived coffee lover's savior — this caffeine-free, acid-free strong herbal blend steeps like regular tea, but somehow mimics the taste of coffee so brilliantly that you'll get all the flavor and satisfaction without the insomnia of a late-night cuppa. A teensy undetectable laptop mouse jiggler you can slide into the USB to keep your computer active on Teams, Slack, and all those other various technological overlords that keep track of you when you're working from home. Sometimes, a human has to pee or walk the dog or fall into a ten-minute TikTok abyss without worrying their screen is going to tattle on them to Daddy Capitalism!! An adjustable reusable shopping bag organizer that will clear up so much chaos that the cabinet under your sink will hand write you a thank-you note. A guided visual "breathing partner" you can use for meditation and calm to get yourself in a better mindset for relaxation or sleep. This is designed to guide you through either the popular 4/7/8 or 5/5 "calming breaths" to help reduce stress and anxiety, using colors that fade in and out softly as cues. Bonus: it's kid-friendly! A "Slice'n Store" butter dish that will stop you from dirtying a bunch of butter knives and leaving them on the counter. All you do is pop this out of the fridge, slice of a lil' (or large) slab with the built-in blade, and be on your merry, buttery way. A set of pastel glitter highlighters I saw on Instagram the other day and NEARLY BLACKED OUT from the cuteness. If you like highlighting your planner pages, favorite passages from books, or lines from your journal, please do yourself a favor and purchase these subtle but oh-so-sparkly colors to jazz them up ✨. A set of toss-and-chop salad tongs, or "salad scissors," for anyone who loves their salad ingredients chopped into delightfully itty bitty bits — necessary for maximizing your flavor ratios and making sure you get a taste of every flavor in the salad in every single bite!! These work on everything from lettuce to veggies to meats. An RFID-blocking crossbody phone wallet perfect for anyone who has a chronic case of ~travel bug~ — this is an easy, hands-free way to keep all your belongings safe, plus have quick and easy access to them at all times. (Listen, you never know when you're going to need to make an emergency gelato purchase!!) A lightweight hybrid backpack, cooler, *and* chair that is doing so much that it's practically eclipsing all your other gear. This foldable, insulated gizmo holds food and supplies for everything from long soccer games to hikes to camping, and easily converts into a seat that can hold up to 400 pounds. A wineglass-washing dishwasher attachment that keeps your glassware nice and secure so you can continue to have your "pretending I'm Olivia Pope while holding a glass of wine and yelling at the president" Friday nights with your favorite glasses safe and squeaky clean. A chunky statement ring for some subtle sophistication to both your elevated looks *and* your playful ones. Like all the (TikTok-beloved!!) Pavoi pieces on Amazon, this looks a loooot more expensive than it is, and is built to last. An oh-so-sweet hummingbird lamp with three brightness levels and a touch sensor that reviewers love using as a reading light, a wind-down light, or a nursery light. Bonus: it also functions as an aroma diffuser if you add 3–4 drops of essential oil to the top of its head. An itty bitty flat water bottle, because sometimes you aren't Big Thirsty, but still Little Thirsty, and you shouldn't have to lug a whole ginormous tumbler to take care of it. This cheeky little insulated option is designed to tuck easily into purses, tote bags, and backpacks without taking up nearly as much space. A migraine relief beanie for when your brain decides it's going to rattle against your skull at the least convenient time possible. This gets icy *and* hot depending on what kind of relief you're looking for, and doubles as a sleep mask so you can block out harsh light or try to get some shut-eye for further relief. A rotating 2-in-1 colander and washing basket with a handle to make it *that* much easier to drain water without it being an entire two-act Broadway production of finagling things in the sink. A ring can opener, because holy SMOKES can those be annoying to open. Reviewers swear by this for getting a quick and easy grip without wrecking their nails or cutting themselves on the edges of the lid. It's also a super handy tool for people with arthritis and joint pain.
