14-05-2025
Left turn could bear fruit for Greens' next leader
Sometimes in this gig a devotion to truth means you have to write something that makes you feel a bit dirty. Which is why, much as I may wish otherwise, I feel it is my solemn duty to start this column by pointing out that Zack Polanski, a likeable chap who wants to be the next leader of the Green Party, was formerly a Harley Street hypnotherapist who specialised in telling women they could increase the size of their breasts just by thinking about it.
We don't really know how well this worked. The only case study I can find is when The Sun sent Kasie (32B) to have a go, apparently quite productively. 'Panic sets in,' she wrote, six days later. 'What if my