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Trump's Military Parade By The Numbers
Saturday, June 14 marks the 250th anniversary of the founding of the U.S. Army, which will be celebrated with a festival and military parade in Washington, D.C. The Onion examines the facts and figures behind the event.
Repurposed Mastercard Pride floats
Likelihood tanks cave in city street and plunge into center of Earth
Military stars being awarded to Kid Rock
Attendees who just remembered parades are kind of boring to watch
Tanks it takes to spell out HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARMY AND, COINCIDENTALLY, DONALD TRUMP
250 Years Of PTSD Fireworks Show
Number Of JD Vances invited
Sentencing range for protesting the parade peacefully
The smile on that sweet president's face
