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Quotes of the Week: Hacks, Last of Us, Cleaning Lady, Better Sister and More
The days just keep getting longer, meaning you have even more time to peruse TVLine's Quotes of the Week.
In the list below — which features our picks for TV's most memorable sound bites of the past seven days — you'll find more than a dozen shows represented, including Hacks, The Last of Us, Leverage: Redemption, The Cleaning Lady, Rick and Morty, The Handmaid's Tale, Doctor Who and more.
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Also featured in this week's roundup: Nine Perfect Strangers examines religion through a glamorous lens, The Better Sister drops a sick burn and Family Guy gets a taste of Lois' absence. Plus, we've got a double dose of Criminal Minds: Evolution.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Rebecca Luther, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)
'Do I look like a fun and flirty vacation girl?'
'You look like Ace Ventura, pet detective.'
'[Thinks it over] Both are sexually viable — let's rock!'
Josefina (Rose Abdoo) tells Ava (Hannah Einbinder) that she looks more like a '90s Jim Carrey than a sexy twenty-something
'Come on, look who you've become. You don't need some cliché makeover.'
'I meant for both of us. Do you just buy your shirts from Target, or do you also work there?'
Now that Summer (Spencer Grammer) has pointed it out, we'll never look at Beth's (Sarah Chalke) red polo the same way again
'I let you live. I let you live, and you wasted it.'
Abby (Kaitlyn Dever) makes some good points near the end of the finale
'This used to be an ice cream place. They had the most amazing salted caramel. It'd be cool if they reopened, wouldn't it? Blessed be the fruit.'
'Oh my f—king God.'
'That's blasphemy.'
Emily (Alexis Bledel) surprises June (Elisabeth Moss) by reappearing in Boston after the fall of Gilead
'She just got out of surgery a little while ago.'
'And?'
'And when she woke up, she insisted on speaking with her least favorite son.'
'So you two had a nice talk?'
'Shut up, jackass.'
Elliot (Chris Meloni) and Randall (Dean Norris) won't let their mother's health crisis get in the way of some standard brotherly ribbing
'I do wonder: What were you after in here?'
'Only what you owed us.'
'What I owe you is what my father used to call 'diddly-squat.''
'Was that the official currency in your trailer park?'
Thony (Élodie Yung) with the zinger!
'So, what is the canonization process like? Are there luncheons? Do the cardinals campaign?'
'It's the Vatican, Mother, not the Golden Globes.'
'Darling, they're both just money laundering schemes with fabulous wardrobes.'
We just know Victoria (Christine Baranski) watched the heck out of Conclave last fall
'Congratulations — it's a boy!'
A shellshocked Gio (Giovanni Mazza) reveals to Tracy that she's his great grandmother
'What a mess. You can just tell these eggs weren't scrambled by a woman doing a thousand-yard stare out the kitchen window.'
'Agreed. A bit low on malaise.'
With Lois gone, Stewie (Seth MacFarlane) and Chris (Seth Green) are forced to cook their own breakfast, and they're not happy about it
'About 50% of the investments on Galactica are in anonymous crypto, so we all know what that means….'
'[Sophie, shaking her head] Hmm?'
'[Eliot, sheepishly] I don't know what that means.'
'We literally take down corporate bad guys all day and you don't know what anonymous…? OK!'
Breanna (Aleyse Shannon) stumbles upon her teammates' blind spot
'Can you look into an Arizona-based paramedic with any negative history named Brad?'
''Please'….?'
'What?'
''Can I look into an Arizona-based paramedic with any negative history named Brad, please?' When you put that at the end, it's like rocket fuel to my synapses.'
'Pretty please.'
'Mm, with some flair!'
Penelope (Kirsten Vangsness) teaches Tyler (Ryan-James Hatanaka) the magic word
'You're stuck with me, you piece of s—t.'
A fierce JJ (A.J. Cook) tells Voit he does not get to die
'[Chloe, handing a burner phone over to detectives] I found this in my apartment. Just, you know, get the metadata.'
'Um, this isn't the Genius Bar, ma'am.'
'Clearly.'
Chloe (Jessica Biel) doesn't think the detectives working her husband's murder case possess the brilliance of an Apple Store employee
'Can I punch him?'
Ruby (Millie Gibson) is more than ready for her reunion with reality-warping ex-boyfriend Conrad
'I just work in hospitality.'
'I'm in the hotel industry.'
'I'm just a hotelier, really.'
Anita (Steph de Whalley) repeatedly undersells her role as the Time Hotel manager
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