13-05-2025
38 Must-Have Products To Solve Chaotic Problems
A Brumate Era 40-ounce water bottle with a locking feature that'll ensure you never have a repeat of the other day where you accidentally bumped your arm into your cup and spilled your freshly filled drink ALL over your
A jar of internet-beloved The Pink Stuff, which is an all-purpose cleaning paste to help you tackle all of your kid-made messes but make it *~pretty in pink~* at the same time. Your kiddo's attempt at Piccasso-ing your walls won't scare this cleaning product. 😅
A heated beard straightener to tame the wild beast that your facial hair becomes when left to its own devices — it'll also double as a straightener for the hair on your head!
Extra long oven mitts so if you're far too focused on whether your cookies are browning enough on the bottom to realize if your bare arms are about to touch the oven rack you won't *actually* be at risk of being burnt.
A rechargeable clip-on reading light to attach directly to your novel, so even if your partner wants to hit the hay you can stay up as late as you want without disturbing them as you dive deeper and deeper into that New York Times bestseller your friends have all been raving about.
A dryer vent cleaner attachment that'll pull all of the hard-to-reach pieces of lint out of your dryer. You'll be shocked at just how much debris comes out — like enough to stuff a Build-A-Bear with it (but, ew, please don't).
A pair of horizontal glasses for anyone tired of getting a crick in their neck after assuming they'd lie down for just a moment to read but then get fully absorbed in the gripping novel and find themselves straining for hours. No more book neck!!!!
A six-pack XL wool dryer balls that'll act as a natural fabric softener and reduce static cling so the only ⚡️shock⚡️ you'll experience while taking your laundry out will be over how wrinkle-free your clothes look.
A fume-free oven cleaner, free of lye or harsh fumes so you won't have to hold your breath the entire time you're removing caked-on messes and grease stains from your oven.
A "Cup Cozy Pillow" — aka an absolute essential for achieving peak comfort goals in your living room. It features a spot to hold your remote, two mugs, and two additional beverages. You honestly may never want to leave your couch again.
Mouthwatchers' flossing toothbrush has two layers of bristles designed to *really* deep clean your teeth and in between your gums. Your pearly whites will feel as fresh as they do after the dentist but without the ordeal.
Exfoliating skincare mitts designed to lift away dead skin (and remove a spray tan that's seen better days) — an excellent way to have a revitalizing experience without the hefty price tag that comes with going to an actual spa.
A Wet & Forget shower cleaner you can use to clean your shower with the least amount of effort ever — seriously, you just leave it for the day then rinse it off and enjoy how sparkly and clean the glass will be!
A set of cleaning K-Cups to rinse away all the coffee grounds from your past Keurig beverages so you can stop making excuses about making coffee at home. A few passes through your machine with these, and she'll be back to a coffee-making queen.
SweatBlock wipes you can count on to become your saving grace if you're running around so much, you're constantly dripping in sweat. These babies are prescription strength and designed to take on hyperhidrosis, nervous sweating, and hormonal sweating. These wipes did NOT come to play!
A box of limited edition Band-Aids that'll have you singing "You belong among the wildflowers" a la Tom Petty while applying one of these beauties to your scraped knees.
Affresh cleaning tablets you can toss into your dishwasher and easily get rid of that yucky smell that hits you like a ton of bricks when you open the door to throw a fork in — it'll banish lime and mineral buildup and leave your dishes nice 'n' clean.
Mighty Patch hydrocolloid stickers to save you when a big ol' pimple pops up the night before the date you've been excited about all week. (And you SHOULD be — it's with that cute guy from the coffee shop you've been daydreaming about asking out for months!)
An instant foot-peeling spray that'll have you saying, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Was this concocted by a witch in the woods?" because it works so incredibly well you won't believe your eyes as it renews your poor feet (I know, you've been standing on them at work ALL day) and leaves all of your dead skin in its wake.
A humidifier tank–cleaning fish you'll cherish as much as Ariel (the Little Mermaid) does her BFF Flounder — it'll kill up to 99% of odor causing bacteria so you can continue to keep your room nice and moist all year long.
A putty-like cleaning gel that'll help you remove all the dust and debris from the hard-to-reach crevices in your car. Psh, and to think you were going to PAY someone to clean out your car.
Good Molecules Yerba Mate Wake Up Eye Gel you'll absolutely want to add to your skincare routine if you're tired of looking, well, tired! It's packed with caffeine and hyaluronic acid that'll wake your eyes up faster than chugging a cold brew.
Catrice "Instant Awake" Under Eye Brightener — it'll conceal and brighten the dark circles under your eyes SO FAST you might even forget you stayed up literally all night long with your infant (watching the sun rise was nice, though, right?) This lightweight color-adapting formula now comes in four fabulous shades!
Bottle Bright tablets to restore your favorite thermos to its original shiny state. It would be a real shame if you took the time to brew yourself a delicious cup of coffee only to pour it into your cup and discover it was nasty inside.
A Bissell multipurpose portable cleaner you'll pat yourself on the back for buying when you see how it obliterates the stains left behind by your overexcited-peeing-all-over-the-place pup or your toddler who thinks your carpet is a canvas for finger painting.
A garbage guard that'll ensure the only creatures congregating in your backyard are you and your friends around some freshly grilled hot dogs instead of disgusting flies and bugs.
Sticky Stakes to trap unwanted pests trying to feed off your plants and buzz annoyingly around your apartment. Toss your fly swatter in the garbage. You won't be needing it anymore.
A scrubber brush you can attach to your drill (!!!) and help you clean your tub/shower like you've never cleaned it before but without the arm workout. You'll be singing "I've got the powerrrr" in no time!
A veggie chopper because none of us have time to cry at the club anymore — and by "club," I mean your kitchen, and by "us," I mean myself (I'm reserving for my annual viewing of Titanic). Anyways, this baby will dice up anything you throw in it at record speed. Chop, chop!
A next-level Anua heartleaf pore-clearing cleansing oil that'll purge your face of blackheads and any other gross residue your makeup may have left behind. You won't believe the debris that'll pop out of your skin after using this magical product.
Blue Bottle's New Orleans–inspired instant coffee packets to bring your tastebuds to Bourbon Street (even if you've never set foot there in real life). This blend has chicory root powder to give it that unique NOLA taste you've likely been craving since you tried it in a Blue Bottle cafe IRL, who sells this blend regularly.
A storage container designed to give your deli meats and cheeses a place to call home. It has an airtight seal to keep your items fresh *and* you can write on it with a dry-erase marker, so you can remember what you bought at the store when you're bleary-eyed and whipping up a quick sandwich before the workday.
A HyperChiller you can use directly with your hot coffee machine to magically transform it into an iced drink in less than a minute. It's a must-have if you're like me and prefer to drink iced coffee all year. Yes, that includes when it's 25 degrees out — go ahead, judge me!!!
A bagel guillotine, because if you're treating yourself to your favorite breakfast (is there anything better than a freshly toasted bagel???) you certainly shouldn't have to struggle to flawlessly cut it in half while your dog is barking; the kids are fighting over the remote, and a neighbor is cutting noisily cutting their lawn.
A pet hair remover with a unique patented brush design that'll let you invite guests to sit down without fear of them being covered head-to-toe in your dog's smelly hair (especially if they're overdue for a
Wad-Free, which attaches to the corners of your sheets to help them dry faster, without wrinkles, and prevent them from turning into a hungry monster that swallows up your socks for all of eternity.
An extra-large car cup holder to transform your car's too-tiny cup holder into one that'll properly support your oversize emotional support water bottle. You're welcome.
And reusable pouch tops that'll fit any one you've purchased from the store — yes, even that VERY specific brand that's the only one your kiddo will seemingly CONSIDER eating. It has a no-spill control valve you'll thank your lucky heavens for when your little one is eating in the car.
