12-02-2025
The best places to cry in public in San Antonio
Valentine's weekend can be tough, whether you got ghosted or are just feeling out a prolonged situationship.
If you're feeling down and out, here are a few places in San Antonio where you can have a good public cry.
Wonderland of the Americas: This old-school mall, with its shiny floors and overly bright fluorescent lighting, often feels sad itself.
Six Flags Fiesta Texas: There's usually a kid crying somewhere here — maybe they didn't get that expensive ice cream cone, or got scared by a ride. You'll fit right in.
The Magic Time Machine: This restaurant has a surreal atmosphere that's perfect for children's birthday parties during the day and adult-only comedy shows at night. The Express-News thinks it's a great restaurant to break up in — we'd definitely cry there, too.
The bottom line: We hope you don't need this list, but keep it close to the vest.
