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26 British things that no-one else understands
Sophie-May Williams Published June 5, 2025 12:00pm Link is copied Comments 'What a sad little life Jane,' your partner will say to you when you've not washed the dishes, used up the last of the orange juice, or simply done something that's 'done their head in.' (In UK talk, that means annoying.) Us Brits are a unique species - we're sarcastic beyond measure, we can't take a compliment even if it smacked us in the face, David Attenborough is our national hero, and we live for a beer garden pint (Picture: Getty Images) But if you're not from the UK, chances are, some of the things we do and say can be pretty confusing. Which is why whether you're moving to our small little island, (heads up, don't think you'll be lounging on the beach all summer long working on your tan. It rains. A lot) or you just want to find out more about our funny little quirks, you've come to the right place. Here, we've compiled a list of 27 things Brits do that no one else understands. But don't expect us to explain why we do them. We don't actually know... (Picture: Getty Images) Some people say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, along with irony. The British would strongly disagree. Basically, in the UK, you can't take yourself too seriously because someone will make a joke at your expense. But here's the twist: the more offensive or vulgar it is, the more that person likes you. Think of it as a term of endearment. Just watch Ricky Gervais' The Office and you'll understand… hopefully? (Picture: BBC) It's an unwritten rule that whenever you ride the London Underground, you ALWAYS stand on the right-hand side of the escalators. This is because the left-hand side is reserved for the Londoners in a hurry, who often whiz past you James Bond style to make the next tube. Bottom line: don't be that guy who blocks the left. People will get mad (Picture: Getty Images) Speaking of public transport, it's a known fact that we hate talking to people while commuting. It's our time to relax/consider our life choices, so please don't expect us to strike up a conversation with you on the Northern Line. Or any other line, route, or journey for that matter. We'll probs have our air pods in anyway, so get the hint (Picture: Getty Images) Fact: David Attenborough is a national treasure and we find it so hard to watch nature shows not narrated by him. Honestly, it feels like we're cheating (Picture: Getty Images) Us Brits are renowned for moaning about the weather when it's cold, only to then complain that it's too hot when we get a bit of sun. If you hang around someone from the UK during one of our rare heatwaves, you're guaranteed to hear them say, 'hot init?' or 'too hot,' at least 10 times in an hour (Picture: Getty Images) Harking back to the sarcasm point, we'd rather be made fun of than take a compliment. Any day of the week. But it's not because we don't like ourselves - our nationwide self-deprecating personality is actually because we're polite and reserved. We put ourselves down to make others feel better. But this cycle then makes us feel better if you follow… (Picture: Getty Images) If you've ever asked an important work question or request over email that you really need responding to or sorting ASAP, but concluded the message with 'no worries if not' so the receiver thinks you're polite - congrats, you've just turned full Brit. Example: 'Hey, I really need that project draft on my desk by 9am on Friday so I can send it to my manager. No worries if not though x.' Oh yeah, and we end everything with a 'kiss' just to doubly make sure the person knows we're the nice boss (Picture: Getty Images) 'Sorry' is probably the most overused word in the English language. Whether we're sorry about the weather, sorry because we literally brushed someone in a busy train station, or sorry for taking 0.0001 seconds too long to do something, the average Brit will have blurted out multiple unnecessary apologies in the last hour. While some say it's just a habit, and others say it's an example of our good manners, if you're living in the UK, just get used to hearing the five-letter word ALL the time (Picture: Getty Images) Back in the 90s during the height of Britpop, Manchester-based Oasis and London-based Blur were the biggest bands in the biz. But, they were also rivals. Fast forward to 2024, and many Brits will still tell you that they're either team Oasis or team Blur. And that it's sacrilege to be on both. (Note: plenty of people love both, they just don't admit it) (Picture: Getty Images) You haven't been to the British seaside if you've not eaten fish and chips outside in the wind and rain, only for a bob of hungry seagulls to come and knock your meal out of your hands. Once it's happened to you, you can't forget it. The despair and disbelief you feel is unmatched (Picture: Getty Images) This one's kind of on the verge of extinction, but every millennial, generation X, baby boomer, and post-war kid will remember buying a stick of rock from the local beach-front sweet shop while on holiday at the coast. For those who don't know, it's an iconic seaside sweet made from boiled sugar, which is most usually flavoured with peppermint or spearmint (Picture: Getty Images) Like we said in the seagull fish and chip saga, if you go on a summer holiday (a proper British experience involves camping or caravaning, btw), it'll probably rain. But this means you can enjoy a slew of classic Brit vacay activities like a trip to the amusements, a random local museum, or retreating to a cosy pub for a few 'jars' and a steak and ale pie (Picture: Getty Images) A family excursion to the pantomime is a British non-negotiable around Christmas time. ('Oh no it isn't….' 'Oh yes it is!') Whether it's a matinee or an evening show, there's nothing like a middle-aged British dad getting picked on in the front row for the amusement of their kids (Picture: Getty Images) It's another Christmas tradition to have 'crackers' at every place setting as the pre-dinner entertainment. They're basically cardboard paper tubes wrapped in brightly coloured paper and twisted at both ends, that when pulled by two people, reveal a (usually) cheap, random present. Notable gifts include a tiny tape measure, nail clippers, mini screwdriver sets, and yo-yos. It's also customary to get your crackers for the following year a few days after Christmas after they hit the sales. We're tight. We said it (Picture: Getty Images) If you've ever travelled on the British railways, chances are you've been delayed at least once, which then caused you to miss your connection. While you probably heard a couple of huffs and puffs from other passengers, you'll also have noticed that everyone eventually just got on with it… (Picture: Getty Images) British people LOVE tea. Fact. Whether it's a morning brew to start the day, a couple of mugs throughout the afternoon, or a get-home-from-work cup, all UK households are always stocked up on tea. In fact, the first thing you'll be offered when you arrive at someone's house is a cuppa... (Picture: Getty Images) There's nothing more we Brits love than giving anything and everything a nickname. Even though we know it's majorly cringe, it doesn't stop us from referring to things like the cost of living crisis as 'cozzie livs,' or the pandemic as 'panny d' to make pretty harrowing subjects sound less grim (Picture: Getty Images) Ah, the nationwide debate of whether you pronounce the traditional British baked good, 'scone' or 'scon.' Whichever way you say it though, you're always right and the other person is always wrong, and vice versa. So the argument will never be put to bed (Picture: Getty Images) This is mainly a northern thing as some southerners don't get it. But it's definitely a British thing. Whether you're ordering chips from the kebab shop at 2am, having pie and chips for dinner, or grabbing a KFC drive-through, smothering your chips with gravy is one of the most enjoyable culinary delights of our cuisine (Picture: Getty Images) Speaking of pies, if you've ever been to a UK football match, you have to make sure you grab an obligatory pie, burger or hot dog during halftime. A couple of pints before and after the match are a staple of the football experience, too (Picture: Phil Oldham/BPI/REX/Shutterstock) 'Alright mate,' 'thanks mate,' yes mate?' That's peak British language right there. Even if you don't know the person you're talking to or you've only just met them, it's our way of letting people know that we're a friendly bunch (Picture: Getty Images) Gavin and Stacey is ingrained in British culture. The programme became an instant hit when it was released back in 2007, and we've been quoting the show ever since. Whether it's with an 'Oh, what's occurring?' when we meet our mates, or referring to things as 'well lush,' we also know the Smithy and Rudi car park rap off by heart. (FYI, it's American Boy by Estelle and Kanye West) (Picture: Baby Cow) Ah, the awkward moment when it's time to say bye but we're too polite to simply leave the situation even though we're desperate to go. Did we mention us Brits can sometimes have a limited social battery? So what do we do? We say 'ah this was great, we should meet up soon,' even though we have no intention of doing anything of the sort. The great thing is, the other party knows this, and it ends up being a kind of silent mutual respect (Picture: Getty Images) 'I'm not getting involved. I'm here to enjoy myself GC style, d'you know what I mean? I just wanna be me.' That is all (Picture: Getty Images) If you're in a bar and someone drops a drink or breaks a glass, everyone around will immediately start clapping and cheering. There's a fine line with this one though, because some Brits hate it and some Brits love it. But when it happens, the Brits who hate it instantly judge the cheering people around them. These people, incidentally, are also the ones who clap when the plane lands... (Picture: Getty Images) For those who don't know, Come Dine With Me is another British show that has achieved iconic status. In a nutshell, four strangers host their own dinner parties - expected to cook the meals from scratch - and each guest scores the hosts based on the food, hospitality and entertainment. The person with the most points at the end of the week wins the £1000 cash prize (Picture: Channel 4) Over the years, there have been some memorable contestants, but no one comes close to Peter Marsh, who in 2016, was fuming when he came fourth place. While reading from the scroll that reveals the winner - which was a woman called Jane - he spitefully said to her: 'You won, Jane. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you very happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money. But I hope now you spend it on some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.' British TV gold at its finest (Picture: Channel 4) Your free newsletter guide to the best London has on offer, from drinks deals to restaurant reviews.
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24-05-2025
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8 of Netflix's best 90-minute movies for when you're short on time
Sophie-May Williams Published May 23, 2025 10:21am Link is copied Comments What do films like Oppenheimer, The Irishman and The Wolf of Wall Street all have in common? As well as all achieving huge success, they also run for three hours or longer. Granted, we all love an occasional sofa sesh with popcorn, hot chocolates and hours-long binges, but sometimes we just haven't got the time. Instead, a 90-minute or so film will do - long enough to get hooked in but short enough that it doesn't take up the whole evening. Luckily, Netflix has got plenty of these, ranging from comedy to drama and everything in between, so there's something for everyone. Looking for your next quick film fix? Here are eight of the best 90-minute movies for when you're short on time… (Picture: Getty Images) Jake Gyllenhaal and Riley Keough star in this crime thriller that follows a police officer who has been demoted to a 911 operator. During one of his emergency calls, he speaks to a kidnapped woman and tries to save her. Bang on 90 minutes, and the suspense is real... Rotten Tomato rating: 74% (Picture: Netflix) Bad Trip is a hidden camera comedy film where two best friends, Chris and Bud, embark on a road trip and pull hilarious and creative pranks on the public. From a fake robbery to stolen police cars, its tongue-in-cheek humour that lasts for an easy 84 minutes. Rotten Tomato rating: 80% (Picture: Netflix) Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler star as husband and wife duo Nick and Audrey Spitz. During the first film, they take a trip to Europe where they're accidentally framed for the murder of an elderly billionaire. The second instalment sees them in action after the launch of their own detective agency, where they find themselves at the centre of another investigation after their friend is abducted. The first film is 97 minutes while number two is a shorter 89 minutes. They're fun, easy watches, albeit not critically acclaimed. Rotten Tomato rating: 43% & 46% (Picture: Netflix) Fancy some horror and drama mixed into one? Windfall is the perfect choice. It follows a burglar who breaks into a tech billionaire's empty holiday home, but unbeknownst to him, the businessman and his wife are planning a last-minute weekend trip. Fast-paced and fierce, this film comes with a 92-minute run-time. Rotten Tomato rating: 59% (Picture: Netflix) Lindsay Lohan is Maddie, a book editor who falls in love with her client, Paul Kennedy. However, he falls in love with her best friend Emma and the pair get engaged. While in Ireland for the wedding, Maddie makes a wish for true love, and wakes up the next morning as the bride-to-be. Short and sweet, Irish Wish runs for 94 minutes. Not a smash with the critics, but it dominated the Netflix charts with viewers. Rotten Tomato rating: 42% (Picture: Patrick Redmond/Netflix) Going through a break-up and need cheering up? Jen and Mel, the characters in this rom-com, have got your back. Played by Jackie van Beek and Madeleine Sami respectively, the two women befriend each other after discovering their boyfriend was cheating on them - with each other. So, they decide to set up an agency helping people to break up with their partners. This film wins the quickest run-time award, coming in at just 80 minutes, and a very high critic rating. Rotten Tomato rating: 89% (Picture: Netflix) What was supposed to be a fun weekend away in Croatia turns into the holiday from hell when Beth realises her best friend Kate is missing. Things soon get worse when Beth becomes the police's primary suspect and is accused of her murder. A nail-biting thriller at just 89 minutes? Err, yes please. Rotten Tomato rating: 41% (Picture: Ivan Šardi/Netflix) Ending with the highest-rated title. A group of teenagers living in the Bronx discover a terrifying plot to destroy their neighbourhood. The trio must work together to stop the vampires from invading and save their community. Heads up - you might want to concentrate from start to finish, as this all happens within the space of 86 minutes. Rotten Tomato rating: 90% (Picture: Jon Pack/NBC Universal) A version of this article was originally published in April 2024
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21-05-2025
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5 shows you have to watch if you loved Netflix's Four Seasons
Sophie-May Williams Published May 20, 2025 4:55pm Link is copied Comments The Four Seasons is Netflix's newest comedy-drama series taking the platform by storm. It follows the decades-long friendship between three married couples, who, without fail, get together for quarterly weekend getaways. But when one of the duos drops a divorce into the mix, the group's picture-perfect friendship is plunged into unknown waters. Starring big names like Steve Carell, Tina Fey, and Colman Domingo, it's no surprise the show has become so popular with fans in such a short space of time (Picture: Francisco Roman/Netflix) But, like many Netflix series, it's incredibly binge-worthy, meaning you've likely already watched the available eight episodes. And then what next? Lucky for you, we've dropped five shows that you need to feast your eyes and ears on if you loved Four Seasons. You're welcome! (Picture: Netflix) The main similarity? This show is based around a tight-knit group of college friends. All Harvard alumni, the series follows them 20 years after their graduation. Now all professionals in their 40s, viewers get to watch each character navigate life, work and love through a New York City lens. The latter part also kind of sounds like Sex and the City, don't you think? Friends from College is available to watch on Netflix (Picture: Barbara Nitke/Netflix) Sweet Magnolias is based on the novels of the same name by American author Sherryl Woods. It follows childhood friends Maddie, Helen and Dana Sue from South Carolina, as they juggle life's general issues like relationships, family and careers. Wholesome, romantic, and a slice of drama, it's the perfect viewing to while away a Saturday afternoon. Sweet Magnolias is available to watch on Netflix (Picture: Netflix, Inc. All Rights Reserved) Beth is a successful New York wine salesperson who is forced to reevaluate her life when her mother unexpectedly dies. When she starts getting flashbacks to her teenage self, she begins to engage with her past experiences. Beth learns that to become the person she wants to be, she needs to understand how she became the person she is today. Essentially, she realises that a trip down memory lane is the only way to move forward. Life & Beth is available to watch on Disney+ with a premium subscription (Picture: Hulu) OK, we're presuming that the majority of people reading this have seen Friends. But on the off chance you've somehow not seen all 236 episodes of the iconic show that defined the 90s and early 2000s, it centres around a group of six friends: Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey and Ross. All in their 20s, they regularly meet up in Central Perk, a New York City coffee house, to share the highs, lows, dramas, and mundaneness of their lives. Friends is available to watch on Netflix (Picture: ABC) Again, if you haven't watched The White Lotus (especially as season 3 recently dropped), where have you been? The anthology series, which was created by Mike White, is set at a different luxury White Lotus resort each season. From Hawaii to Sicily to Thailand, the hotel welcomes a group of guests who all have dark secrets and problematic lives that end up spiralling out of control during what's meant to be a relaxing holiday. Oh, and it's the perfect watch if you're a Jennifer Coolidge superfan. The White Lotus is available to watch on NOW TV (Picture: HBO)
