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Buzz Feed
09-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Buzz Feed
26 Budget-Friendly Products Giving Squilliam Fancyson
A decorative seashell pillow that offers luxury underwater vibes to your sofa or bedspread with a soft, velvet material. So what if you don't live in the fanciest, tallest house in Bikini Bottom? These adorable pillows will at least make it feel like your truth! A long-sleeve satin robe that feels like silk on your skin at a fraction of the price. Sure, it's no expensive smoking jacket, but it's still delivering "I could get on a private jet for a fresh Pretty Patty if I wanted to" vibes even while you're slinking around your kitchen for a late-night snack! Orrrr, if a robe isn't your style — a satin pajama set featuring lounge pants and a long-sleeve button-up with contrast piping, so you have something chic and comfortable to wear when lounging about. Squilliam Fancyson only sleeps in silky fabrics and gets 10 hours of blissful, uninterrupted snoozing unlike his Be more like Squilliam! An acrylic chandelier lampshade to transform your regular-degular pendant lighting into something worthy of a penthouse apartment. It will dazzle and delight your guests at first sight and cost you less than a dinner at the 5-Star Krusty Krab! E.l.f. Wow Brow, a buildable, wax-like gel that helps you sculpt the brow shape of your dreams with a fuller appearance thanks to its tinted hue. Plus, the spoolie brush makes each swipe look like natural hairs as you comb and create. When you've got a unibrow as "big and valuable" as Squilliam, you want to make sure it looks perfect each time you leave the house. Orrrr an Etude eyebrow pencil featuring a triangular design and an adhesive combo of powder, wax, and oil to deliver a soft, realistic-looking texturized look that lasts. The other side of the pencil boasts a spoolie brush for precision grooming and shaping! A set of square stemmed wineglasses for anyone who lives and breathes fine dining. Their contemporary elegance compares to the popular (and more expensive) Crate & Barrel glasses, but reviewers say they are a lot more durable. Sure, your wine may only cost $12, but it'll taste a lot more expensive in these. A set of internet-famous Mellanni sheets designed with moisture-wicking, super-soft microfiber material that'll feel sooooo comfy, you might start taking extra-long naps during the day just to get back in them. When people ask Squilliam how he sleeps well at night knowing he's a bonafide hater, he sends them the link to these sheets. 😮💨 Plus, a set of satin pillowcases that are great for your skin *and* hair because the silky material helps lessen friction. This means reduced damage to your tresses and salon looks that'll actually last! Who wants to spend money on more expensive brands like Slip and Blissy, when these are under $10?! A ready-to-frame poster of Squidward's "Bold and Brash" masterpiece to elevate your home decor with a unique and nostalgic art piece. Squilliam's mansion is large enough that I wouldn't be surprised to find this piece hanging on the all, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. A bottle of Nyx setting spray because when you live in Bikini Bottom, you want to make sure your makeup stays put no matter what shenanigans are happening in town. Reviewers swear you don't have to worry about sweating, crying, or wiping it off — and that even under $10 it's comparable to more expensive setting sprays by Mac and Urban Decay! A moisturizing body wash infused with white jasmine, red currant, and sweet amber, so you can smell like a musky autumn morning without having to spend the big bucks. I bet all those times we've seen Squidward sudsing up in the shower, he's la-da-dee-la-di-da-ing away with this budget-friendly alternative to the $$$ Baccarat Rouge 540 soap because who will know the difference?! A gold decorative mirror to use as a tray on your vanity or living room table to display your knickknacks, perfume, or everyday essentials. You could also hang it as an elegant statement piece to complement the rest of your antique-look and goldtone decor! A budget-friendly wireless library light that'll show off your favorite artwork on your walls as if you're actually on a trip to the Met or Louvre. Why let your gallery wall hide away in the shadows, when you can make everything look like it belongs in the collection of Monty P. Moneybags?! A simple faux-diamond tennis bracelet, which looks waaaay more expensive than it actually is, but no one has to know you spent less than $20 bucks on your new favorite accessory! You may not own a private helipad, yacht, island, or you can at least show off a glam fit for a Fancyson! A bottle of truffle seasoning to fancify your fries, popcorn, omelets, pasta, etc., and enjoy the same delicious truffle taste at a fraction of the market price. Wait — maybe this is the secret ingredient in the coveted Krusty Krab recipe?! Nah, Eugene Krabs would Squilliam would! Catrice "Instant Awake" Under Eye Brightener featuring a lightweight, color-balancing formula infused with hydrating hyaluronic acid and nourishing shea butter for a reliable coverage solution that's nothing short of the magic in King Neptune's trident. Reviewers even compare its quality to concealers and brighteners by Becca or Bobbi Brown! An electric jellyfish mood tank in case you can't afford one of those massive ornamental fish tanks that are the star of any wealthy villain's living room. Choose one of the three water flow speeds and elevate the ambiance of your space by pretending you're picnicking in Jellyfish Fields. 🥹 A pair of waterproof wireless earbuds that are giving AirPods Pro, but with *whispers* better features like an LED display charging case, 60-hour playback on a single charge, and smart touch controls to skip music, answer calls, adjust volume, or ask Siri / Google a question! Pretend you're at the Bubble Bowl with these noise-cancelling powerhouses while listening to "Sweet Victory" on repeat! And a pair of wireless over-the-ear headphones featuring cushy padding, 10 hours of playtime per charge, noise cancellation, and even a built-in mic, so you can take calls hands-free! These may look like the drool-worthy AirPods Max, but they costs hundreds and hundreds of dollars less. 😭 A lidded charcuterie board that will have your guests and coworkers raving at your next party or office potluck. When you're as popular as Squilliam Fancyson, you're going to be entertaining a gaggle of groupies constantly, so make sure you can create cutest charcuterie board for them to gush over! A roll of marble contact paper so you can effortlessly spruce up your countertop, mirror frame, dresser — whatever! Seriously, a little DIY elbow grease and you can transform the most dull surfaces into something unique and fanciful. A gold faux leather tissue box cover, which hoity toity Squilliam Fancyson might actually faint over for how well it complements the rest of the interior. Why show off the colorful cardboard branded box on your living room table, when you could add some glamour to your seasonal allergies? A cut crystal–style cocktail shaker — your guests will be enamored watching you mix their fancy drinks in this museum-worthy shaker. Reviewers say it's beautiful, heavy, and durable. PLUS, the lid is when shaking it like you're a multi-millionaire / band director / casino owner with a gorgeous unibrow that owns the place. A dainty gold-plated station necklace, also by the TikTok-viral brand Pavoi, which offers luxury looks that fit your budget without seeming too gauche or overstated. With this as your new everyday accessory, everyone else will be as painfully jealous as Squidward when they see how effortlessly this piece elevates your style! And finally, a blinged-out toilet paper holder — it's not nearly as jewel-encrusted as Squilliam Fancyson's, but it will add "such class" to your throne room with its diamond-shaped accents and lustrous color. For reference, this is the TP holder in Squilliam's tower: Reviews here have been edited for length and/or clarity.
Daily Mirror
07-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Daily Mirror
'My brother pointed out rude error on my Shein top and I can't un-see it'
A woman was delighted after purchasing a new top from Shein because she 'loved the print', and was showing it off when her brother spotted something rude on her new shirt A woman hilariously shared that she'd bought a Shein top she really liked and posted a video of her new find online - only for her brother to point out a rather inappropriate detail. The discovery left her wondering whether she should send the garment back, and she issued a warning to others considering making the purchase. "What the f**king f**k," she started the video by saying, asking in the caption: " How did I not see it?" Charmain, who posts on TikTok as @chazpants, shared that she'd bought the floral print top and was delighted after she ordered it and found it fit nicely. However, it wasn't long before her bubble was burst. "I think this is something that could only happen to me," she joked. Charmain explained that as part of a day-in-the-life video she had filmed, she did a Shein haul, saying that she "loved the print" on the top she had bought until her brother pointed something out to her. "I don't often like stuff with prints on, so for me to find something that had a print on I was like f**k yeah. Anyway, this morning, I woke up and I was just looking through my comments, and I saw this from my brother," she shared. He'd left a comment that read: "Hmm, have you noticed the weird pattern on your new Shein clothing?!" She then admitted that she was left baffled by what he meant, so she had to take another look at the garment to see what he was referring to. Charmain then put both hands over her mouth in shock and blinked slowly at the camera to express how horrified she was that she hadn't noticed this pattern before others had. "How did I miss this? Look at it," she questioned, showing the top on screen - and it was a sight to behold. She said: "There's a massive f**king c**k and b***s on it," before proceeding to detail her disappointment in a sweary rant. She even said she might have to buy fabric markers to cover up the error. Others thanked Charmain for pointing out that this top had something a bit rude on it, writing: "I'm so glad I didn't press buy, it was for my holiday lol thankyou haha you're amazing". "Took me a while to notice it, but once you see it, you can't unsee it," somebody joked. A TikToker pointed out that they saw something totally different, writing: "Is anyone else seeing Squidward's face from Spongebob instead of the c**k and b***s?" Another shared their Shein fail, writing: "I bought a Xmas cardigan from Shein and when I did it up I had a Father Christmas face on each boob". Shein has been contacted for comment.
Daily Mirror
28-04-2025
- Entertainment
- Daily Mirror
Magical reason people love Turkey's new Nickelodeon Land - and the one thing it gets wrong
The receptionist hands me a room key adorned with a certain yellow, porous protagonist. I've journeyed to Turkey's sun-drenched Antalya coast—not for the ancient ruins or the crystal-clear Mediterranean. I've come here to answer the question: can an all-inclusive hotel built around a talking sponge actually deliver luxury, or is it just a gimmick that would make Squidward roll his eyes? Walking into my SpongeBob -themed Deluxe Room (starting at £349 per night) feels like I've tumbled through my television and landed in Bikini Bottom. The sign above the king-size bed proclaims "Home Sweet Pineapple" in cheerful lettering, while pretend portholes dot the walls. Think nautical blues, strategic pops of yellow, and character touches that stop just short of having Patrick tucked under your pillow. It's a room that would make even Squidward crack a reluctant smile. The rooms are sure to make children squeal with delight while allowing parents to relax (as long as you don't mind the colour yellow). Even the mini-fridge is disguised as a giant pineapple. I wonder briefly if it contains Krabby Patties before discovering something far more welcome – a selection of beverages that don't require a secret formula. The rooms themselves are surprisingly practical underneath the cartoon sparkle. Alongside the themed décor, you'll find modern comforts like fast Wi-Fi, smart TVs (where you can of course watch Nickelodeon all day long) USB charging ports, and thoughtful touches for little ones like child-sized robes and step stools in the bathroom. Nickelodeon Land officially opened on 1 March 2025 - forming a partnership with the The Land of Legends theme park resort and water park. The Rixos hotel features 238 rooms spread across seven floors. You can stay in themed rooms based on PAW Patrol, Dora the Explorer, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and of course- SpongeBob SquarePants. As I step onto the balcony of my room, I'm greeted not by the depths of the ocean but by a bird's-eye view of the new theme park area; Nickelodeon Land. It means you can literally watch your offspring carting around a Paw Patrol helicopter ride while sipping coffee from the comfort of your balcony. Helicopter parenting has never been so literal – or so relaxing. Also in view is the new indoor SpongeBob Universe - which is as close to being in the show as you can get (beyond your bedroom). From character meet and greets to spinning round on the "Jellyfish Jam" swings - it's fun that may have even the grown-ups answering, 'Aye-aye, captain!' Guests also get complimentary access to Aqua Land, part of the wider Land of Legends theme park. It's a sprawling water world packed with high-speed slides, lazy rivers, wave pools and aquatic shows. While Nickelodeon Land hits the mark for themed fun if your kids love Spongebob, Paw Patrol or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, those raised on Disney's brand of magic might find it a little less spellbinding — the attention to detail and immersive storytelling don't quite reach the same heights, though it still delivers plenty of joy for younger fans. The real genius however is that when you're ready to trade cartoon characters for coastal charm, the resort brilliantly delivers on both fronts. The resort offers a complimentary shuttle service to another Rixos property - Rixos Premium Belek, where guests can enjoy access to some stunning pools and beach club., among pine and walnut forests. A nice reminder that yes, you are actually in Turkey, not merely inside a cartoon. Because even SpongeBob occasionally needs a day above water. And one thing that certainly hits the spot is the food. Back at the Nickelodeon hotel, I head to Le Spatula restaurant, named after our yellow hero's favorite kitchen tool. The all-day dining venue offers a buffet with everything from traditional Turkish fare (the best baklava) to yummy stews. The all-inclusive nature of the resort means entertainment options abound. Club Nick provides supervised activities for children, operating with themes that rotate daily, as well as an outdoor heated splash park. Meanwhile, parents can sneak off to Anjana Spa, offering treatments that will have you feeling more relaxed than Patrick on a Sunday afternoon. So, can a hotel inspired by a talking sponge deliver on luxury? Surprisingly, yes. Nickelodeon Hotels & Resorts Antalya walks the tightrope between chaos and calm with surprising grace—offering sugar-fuelled fun for the kids and enough grown-up perks to keep parents sane. To book, visit the Land of Legends' website. Rooms are available from £349 per night in a Themed Deluxe Room.
Buzz Feed
22-04-2025
- Entertainment
- Buzz Feed
People Are Making Their Own Chaotic "SpongeBob" Houses, And Now You Can Too With This AI Generator
Hot Topic 🔥 Full coverage and conversation on the BuzzFeed Arcade People all over X are showing off what their homes would look like if they lived in Bikini Bottom, and I'm obsessed. Please look at this insanely cute strawberry home: my house if I was in spongebob — moose 🐦🔥 (@usermooseontwt) April 15, 2025 Twitter: @usermooseontwt So I decided to create an underwater-themed house designer that'll make you feel like you're browsing the sea! Not a strawberry fan? Design your kooky, extra-ordinary home that'll make even Squidward jealous: All trademarks, logos, brand names, names, likeness, characters, and other personal indicia (collectively, "attributes") are the property of their respective owners. Use of these attributes does not imply endorsement, affiliation, or sponsorship from the respective owners.
Axios
07-04-2025
- Entertainment
- Axios
I tried PopUp Bagels in Boston so you don't have to
PopUp Bagels, the chain that wants you to rip apart pieces of your bagel like a caveman and dump it into a vat of cream cheese, is taking on the Boston breakfast scene. Against my better judgment, I tried it. The intrigue: What began as a pandemic experiment in a man's Westport, Connecticut, home has expanded across that state, New York and now Boston. PopUp appeared in Wellesley and the Seaport and recently secured a lease to set up shop in Harvard Square. Catch up quick: The concept of ripping a bagel chunk and dipping it into a cream cheese container feels wrong. But I volunteered as tribute. Actually, my editors asked me to go. Maybe they were entertained by the shudder I let out when the topic came up. Who am I to deprive them and the readers of some fun at my expense? Anyway, that's what I told myself as I pulled apart a chunk of everything bagel and dunked it into a container of Parmesan-garlic cream cheese. (Yes, I spilled seeds and spices all over my table.) My seven-word review: I wanted to hate it. I couldn't. Zoom in: The bagel was almost as chewy as a New York bagel, with a crispy crunch around the edges. The Parmesan and garlic were tasty, but not overpowering. Between the lines: If you or your kids ever watched SpongeBob SquarePants, you might remember that Squidward, the grumpy squid Krabby Patty employee, insisted he hated the burgers. Then he bit into a morsel of a patty, and — to his dismay — it changed his tastebuds forever. I'm not saying this is Krabby Patty good. It's just better than I'd like to admit.
