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Scotland Frees Hundreds Of Inmates To Ease Overcrowding

Hundreds of prisoners will be freed in Scotland as part of a broader emergency response to ease the burden of overcrowded prisons across the United Kingdom. What do you think? 'They'll just go right back to being Scottish again.' Joaquin Rosales, Stoneware Buffer 'They should have to tunnel their way out like everyone else.' Elaine Sichel, Schedule Accelerator 'Did they even try cramming them into tinier cells?' David Wenaus, Textiles Exporter