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Scotsman
21-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Scotsman
Funniest Father's Day cards 2025 – rude, funny and brilliantly cheeky
Show your dad how much you love him by giving him an insulting Father's Day card | Composite NationalWorld This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a small commission on items purchased through this article, but that does not affect our editorial judgement. From puns to brutal truth bombs, we've found the funniest Father's Day cards you can buy in 2025 – and they're all gloriously inappropriate. Sign up to our daily newsletter Sign up Thank you for signing up! Did you know with a Digital Subscription to Edinburgh News, you can get unlimited access to the website including our premium content, as well as benefiting from fewer ads, loyalty rewards and much more. Learn More Sorry, there seem to be some issues. Please try again later. Submitting... Are these the funniest Father's Day cards this year? You decide From eye-roll-inducing dad jokes to brutally honest one-liners, this year's crop of Father's Day cards pulls absolutely no punches. If your dad enjoys sarcasm more than sentiment, one of these might just be his perfect match. Whether you're looking for something punny, petty, or perfectly savage, here are six cards guaranteed to get a reaction — even if it's just a slow blink and a sigh. 1. 'Do you want children?' – Scribbler This card says what every emotionally unavailable dad might be thinking, but definitely shouldn't say out loud. | Scribbler A gloriously awkward punchline for the dad who loves a twisted take on family life – and isn't above a little existential humour. 2. 'Nuisance Calls' – Thortful The modern father's curse: you block every spam number but still have to answer your kid's weekly financial emergencies. | Thortful For the dad who knows his ringtone means one thing: another minor crisis that somehow involves his wallet. 3. 'I've Found Your Glasses' – Moonpig For the dad whose eyesight may be blurry, but whose pint-pouring precision remains oddly flawless. | Moonpig Equal parts cheeky and charming – this one's a no-brainer if your dad's more lager than literature. 4. 'Happy Farter's Day' – Ohh Deer A card that cuts to the cheese. Not classy, but undeniably accurate for most dads post-roast dinner. | Off Deer Juvenile? Yes. Beneath you? Possibly. Guaranteed to make him smirk? Absolutely. 5. 'As Funny As You Think You Are' – Dean Morris Cards For the dad whose best material peaked in 1994 but still gets trotted out like it's the Edinburgh Fringe. | Dean Morris Brutally self-aware and perfect for kids who've suffered through years of 'pull my finger.' 6. 'BALDI' – Card Factory As subtle as a headbutt from a pool ball. This card dares to say what your siblings have only whispered. | Card Factory One for the follicly challenged father who knows what he is — and isn't afraid to have it laminated. 💪 Women 55+ are leading the way in healthy weight loss A major UK study shows that women over 55 are seeing the best results from weight loss jabs like Wegovy and Mounjaro – and it's not just the medication that's working. According to research from Voy and Imperial College London, older women who track their weight and attend coaching sessions lose 53% more weight than those relying on jabs alone. ✨ Voy offers a personalised, medically guided plan combining prescription support with coaching and digital habit-building tools. Learn more and check your eligibility here.
Scotsman
21-05-2025
- Entertainment
- Scotsman
Funniest Father's Day cards 2025 – rude, funny and brilliantly cheeky
Show your dad how much you love him by giving him an insulting Father's Day card | Composite NationalWorld This article contains affiliate links. We may earn a small commission on items purchased through this article, but that does not affect our editorial judgement. From puns to brutal truth bombs, we've found the funniest Father's Day cards you can buy in 2025 – and they're all gloriously inappropriate. Sign up to our daily newsletter – Regular news stories and round-ups from around Scotland direct to your inbox Sign up Thank you for signing up! Did you know with a Digital Subscription to The Scotsman, you can get unlimited access to the website including our premium content, as well as benefiting from fewer ads, loyalty rewards and much more. Learn More Sorry, there seem to be some issues. Please try again later. Submitting... Are these the funniest Father's Day cards this year? You decide From eye-roll-inducing dad jokes to brutally honest one-liners, this year's crop of Father's Day cards pulls absolutely no punches. If your dad enjoys sarcasm more than sentiment, one of these might just be his perfect match. Whether you're looking for something punny, petty, or perfectly savage, here are six cards guaranteed to get a reaction — even if it's just a slow blink and a sigh. 1. 'Do you want children?' – Scribbler This card says what every emotionally unavailable dad might be thinking, but definitely shouldn't say out loud. | Scribbler A gloriously awkward punchline for the dad who loves a twisted take on family life – and isn't above a little existential humour. 2. 'Nuisance Calls' – Thortful The modern father's curse: you block every spam number but still have to answer your kid's weekly financial emergencies. | Thortful For the dad who knows his ringtone means one thing: another minor crisis that somehow involves his wallet. 3. 'I've Found Your Glasses' – Moonpig For the dad whose eyesight may be blurry, but whose pint-pouring precision remains oddly flawless. | Moonpig Equal parts cheeky and charming – this one's a no-brainer if your dad's more lager than literature. 4. 'Happy Farter's Day' – Ohh Deer A card that cuts to the cheese. Not classy, but undeniably accurate for most dads post-roast dinner. | Off Deer Juvenile? Yes. Beneath you? Possibly. Guaranteed to make him smirk? Absolutely. 5. 'As Funny As You Think You Are' – Dean Morris Cards For the dad whose best material peaked in 1994 but still gets trotted out like it's the Edinburgh Fringe. | Dean Morris Brutally self-aware and perfect for kids who've suffered through years of 'pull my finger.' 6. 'BALDI' – Card Factory As subtle as a headbutt from a pool ball. This card dares to say what your siblings have only whispered. | Card Factory One for the follicly challenged father who knows what he is — and isn't afraid to have it laminated. 💪 Women 55+ are leading the way in healthy weight loss A major UK study shows that women over 55 are seeing the best results from weight loss jabs like Wegovy and Mounjaro – and it's not just the medication that's working. According to research from Voy and Imperial College London, older women who track their weight and attend coaching sessions lose 53% more weight than those relying on jabs alone.
Buzz Feed
30-04-2025
- Business
- Buzz Feed
"I Ghosted My Friend After She Asked To Split Her Birthday Bill. Was I Unfair?"
A 2024 Thortful report found that 71% of cash-strapped Brits have skipped a friend's birthday party because they simply can't afford it. And with the cozzie livs showing absolutely no signs of relenting in 2025, it doesn't seem like the trend will reverse any time soon. Which makes Redditor u/Quick_Aioli6466 ′s recent post to r/AITAH (Am I The Asshole Here) seem even more unfair. The 30-year-old poster said she felt blindsided by her friend's seemingly self-serving (and misleading) birthday party payment plan. So, we spoke to Dr Pamela Walters, a consultant psychiatrist, about what's fair to ask of your guests financially. The original poster (OP) felt misled The Redditor said that a friend of hers ('Megan'), who owns a restaurant with her partner, 'Dave,' chose to hold her birthday in the couple's 'popular' venue. 'They invited about 40 people' to their restaurant, the woman added. 'They closed the restaurant for the night just for the event... it was a private party with only their intended guests.' At the beginning of the night, OP says Dave raised a toast to Megan and beseeched the guests to order 'whatever you want.' So she and multiple other guests were pretty surprised to receive bills the following day from the business owners, many of which ran into the hundreds. 'Everyone kind of assumed it was being hosted, or at the very least subsidised,' she continued. She reckons the hosting couple profited to the tune of about £3,750, which left her feeling 'icky' and suspicious of a 'cash grab.'
Buzz Feed
30-04-2025
- General
- Buzz Feed
'I Ghosted My Friend After She Asked To Split Her Birthday Bill. Was I Unfair?'
A 2024 Thortful report found that 71% of cash-strapped Brits have skipped a friend's birthday party because they simply can't afford it. And with the cozzie livs showing absolutely no signs of relenting in 2025, it doesn't seem like the trend will reverse any time soon. Which makes Redditor u/Quick_Aioli6466 ′s recent post to r/AITAH (Am I The Asshole Here) seem even more unfair. The 30-year-old poster said she felt blindsided by her friend's seemingly self-serving (and misleading) birthday party payment plan. So, we spoke to Dr Pamela Walters, a consultant psychiatrist, about what's fair to ask of your guests financially.
