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Dakota Johnson Sends Disgusting Gift To Friend's Ex
Dakota Johnson deserves a little recognition for the lengths she's willing to go to support her friends, because the story I'm about to share takes loyalty to another level.
Dakota sat down with Vanity Fair for another round of their Lie Detector Test segment. The last time she was put to the test with VF was six years ago, and the cross-examination was just as wild.
While topics ranged from 50 Shades of Grey to Alix Earle (she had no idea who she was), things got really interesting when Dakota shed some light on her relationship with her best friend Riley Keough.
The actors randomly met at an In-N-Out parking lot in 2005, and they've been inseparable ever since. So, when the Materialists star was asked a series of questions about the things she'd do to protect Riley, there were clearly no limits for her.
Dakota admitted she'd lie about Riley's whereabouts if Riley wanted her to, no matter who was asking, even the cops.
During the interrogation, she was later questioned about a rumor that she 'once sent a man who broke [her] friend's heart a gallon of gorilla shit.' And the lie detector determined that was VERY, very true.
'I mean, there's no way that he would watch this, so, yes, I did do that,' Dakota said. 'And it's been quite a while. It's been some years.'
Dakota showed no remorse or regret for the disgusting delivery she ordered, and even revealed the site she got it from, just in case anyone else got the urge to do the same. She said she got it from " — the name of the site is actually
'You can order any kind, any size,' the Madame Web star said of the fecal matter. Stephanie, the woman administering the polygraph, said her answer was 'truthful.'
But the raunchy questions didn't stop there. Dakota has clearly lived multiple lives because she was later asked about a rumor that she knew how to 'order pubic crabs online,' but she immediately denied it. 'No! Good Lord, I'm not a monster,' she added.
This is definitely feel-good Friday content. Her personality cracks me up. For more of Dakota's Vanity Fair Lie Detector Test, check out the full video below:
Have you ever done anything wild to an ex or a friend's ex? Share all of the juicy details with me in the comments. Or if you'd like to remain anonymous, feel free to use the Google Form below:
Pranks? Funny acts of revenge? I want to hear it all!
