24-05-2025
Does your man have dreaded lizard skin? How to banish unsightly blemishes and get rid of 'skin Krispies'
In my capacity as self-elected matchmaker, I am always on the lookout for single older men. Functioning examples are, of course, a rarity. They are usually snapped up as soon as they come on the market. I was therefore delighted to be introduced at a business lunch to Iain, a prime specimen with all faculties intact: top job, 50something, cosy and engaging.
Yet in the centre of Iain's forehead resided a raised colourless blob about the size of a broad bean. This threw me as I had to put all my mental energy into not letting my gaze wander towards it. What on earth was such a sophisticated man doing in not having this blob attended to? To me, it spoke of Iain's lack of aesthetic judgment and therefore he disqualified himself from my matchmaking books.
