3 days ago
I've been the 60 weddings in the past decade – here's my ultimate survival guide: SOPHIA MONEY-COUTTS
Ding dong, here we go again. Wedding season's back. Jeff Bezos is getting hitched this month in Venice; Selena Gomez is rumoured to be doing it in , and will go full meringue when she walks down the aisle towards ? What to wear! Hat or no hat? And do you really have to contribute to the happy couple's honeymoon fund?
Over the past decade or so, I've been to upwards of 60 weddings. Splendid, on the one hand. Church bells, big white dress, glass of fizz – don't mind if I do. At a conservative estimate, I've eaten hundreds of salmon canapés and sat through hours of speeches (sitting if I was lucky; standing if I wasn't).