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Tipping culture is out of control. Fight back with this guide.
Food "tipping" has become an absolute circus, and I've had enough.
The practice should be a straightforward way to reward exceptional service. Now, it's a guilt-ridden tap-dance where a rogue iPad demands a 25% premium for a slack-jawed teen handing you a muffin. The social contract has been shredded, and we're all left fumbling with our wallets while the person behind us in line judges our generosity for a transaction that once went untipped.
Tipping has become a source of national anxiety, a phenomenon known as "tipflation," and frankly, it's exhausting. If we don't draw some clear lines in the sand, we'll soon be tipping the self-checkout machine at the grocery.
Today, we draw those lines and free well-intentioned consciences across America.
The venerable Emily Post Institute, the longtime arbiter of American etiquette, offers guidelines applied in a world that no longer exists – or at least, one that didn't anticipate being asked to tip on a pre-packaged sandwich you grab yourself. In the spirit of restoring some sanity, allow me to propose ten reality-adjusted food tipping rules for 2025.
1. The Full-Service Sit-Down (18-22%)
This is where tipping tradition holds strong, and rightly so. If you're at a restaurant where a waiter or waitress takes your order, diligently attends to your table, and refills your drinks without you having to send up a flare, tip well.
I will never forget Carlos's excellent service at Arzu in Roanoke, Virginia, when I attended Washington and Lee University. He treated a couple of college kids like royalty, and my wife and I remember those dates fondly. I didn't have much money, but I tipped him like I did. Professionals who navigate multiple tables, remember the nuanced details of your order, and make you feel special earn every penny of that tip.
2. The Counter Offensive (0%)
Most dining experiences these days stand in stark contrast to the classic waited table. If you order at a counter, pick up your food from someone hollering a number, fill your own drink, and bus your own table – congratulations, you've just provided your own service. Tip yourself accordingly.
The establishment is selling you a product. Asking for a 20-30% tip via a swiveling screen for this "privilege" is an affront to human dignity. The practice is a wage subsidy properly built into the price. If businesses can't charge that price, the food isn't good enough.
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3. The Hybrid Hustle (5-10%)
We should also be honest when establishments fall somewhere between waited tables and self-serve:
Order at Counter, Food Delivered, Tables Bussed by Staff (10%): You've placed your own order, but someone is bringing food to your table and cleaning up afterwards. That's a service apart from what you'd get at home. They're doing part of the traditional waiter's job, so they should earn part of the tip.
Order at Counter, Pick Up Food Yourself, Tables Bussed by Staff (5%): You're still doing most of the legwork, but at least you don't have to clear your own dishes. If the staff keeps the dining area and your table clean, a modest 5% tip is a fair acknowledgement.
4. The Buffet Brigade (10%)
At a buffet, you're largely self-sufficient in the food acquisition department. However, if someone is diligently refilling your iced tea, bringing extra napkins, and clearing the leaning tower of used plates, they deserve a tip. Ten percent is a good benchmark for this attentiveness. If you never see a soul after the initial drink order, don't feel bad adjusting the tip accordingly.
5. Coffee, Cocktails, and Courtesy ($1 minimum per drink, double it for effort)
Coffee, Beer, Wine, Liquor on the Rocks: A dollar per drink is a solid minimum, especially if it's a straightforward pour or a quick brew.
Mixology, Barista Art: If your bartender is whipping up a concoction with tequila, tarantula leg, smoke, and a story, she might be a witch. On the other hand, she might be a truly gifted professional. The coffee barista doesn't have to craft a swan in your latte foam. Skill deserves a double reward…unless she puts a hex on you.
Respect the Minimum: Throwing coins, digital or otherwise, at staff just feels cheap and unappreciative. Don't do it. Yes, I know the percentages may be higher. Thankfully, I'm writing the rules.
6. Take Care of Your People
This one's crucial. If you're on a first-name basis with the barista who knows your complicated coffee order by heart, the waiter who remembers your favorite table, or the bartender who starts your usual when you walk in – tip them well. Consistently. These are your people. They make your daily routines or weekly outings better. Fostering that relationship is worth every extra dollar.
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7. Cash Remains King
While cards are convenient, cash tips avoid credit card processing fees or complex tip-pooling arrangements where the distribution can be murky. Cash itself is a tangible sign of appreciation.
8. Delivery Days ($5 minimum with uplifts)
This one is a little more complicated because the interaction with a delivery driver is usually brief. Drivers from third parties like DoorDash and GrubHub usually aren't responsible for accuracy of the order or the quality of the food. Use some common sense here. If you don't want to get out in the weather, tip more. If your order isn't smashed or spilled, tip more.
My suggestion is to tip the minimum and then supplement with cash when the order arrives. The notable caveat these days is that your generous front-end tip may ensure that your order is picked up quickly and at your front door. If you're eating in your sweatpants, splurge for the extra convenience and call it a win.
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9. No SALT
Don't tip on State and Local Taxes (SALT). The government is literally charging you to eat. You should not pay someone else a percentage of that amount. For that matter, it's weird for the government to do that in the first place. Maybe we should become the great Americans we were meant to be and refuse to tax food and beverages so we can tip helpful people instead of the government.
10. Lemonade Stand (100%+)
On the rare occasion that you see children out with a lemonade stand, bake sale, or other offering, the minimum tip is 100%. Not only should you seek out these opportunities, but our generosity shapes the future workforce. Always incentivize work. I ran around my neighborhood as a kid with a wagon, selling tomatoes I grew. My gracious neighbors tipped me unbelievably. I'd come home with a wad of cash and an empty wagon time and again. Those tips primed the pump for my entire professional life.
Be generous and incentivize great service. Reward hustle, especially in younger people who are just starting out. Fight the culinary pressure culture that says people are entitled to tips and don't need to earn them.
Let's reclaim some common sense in 2025. Our blood pressure (and our wallets) will thank us.
USA TODAY Network Tennessee Columnist Cameron Smith is a Memphis-born, Brentwood-raised recovering political attorney raising four boys in Nolensville, Tennessee, with his particularly patient wife, Justine. Direct outrage or agreement to or @DCameronSmith on Twitter. Agree or disagree? Send a letter to the editor to letters@
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