14-03-2025
The Funniest Posts From Women This Week (March 8-14)
The ladies of the internet never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit.
Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up their hilarious musings. Scroll through this week's great tweets, threads, skeets and other posts from women, and then visit our 'Funniest Tweets From Women' page for past roundups.
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thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire - did i act ok- was i cool- was i fun- did you have fun- did i do anything wrong
— vivi (@mooncatvivi) March 10, 2025
thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire - did i act ok- was i cool- was i fun- did you have fun- did i do anything wrong
the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) March 11, 2025
the dentist asking if a monday at 2pm in november works & you just have to be like Well Ok.
doing reverse pomodoro where i work for 5 minutes and then spend 25 minutes looking at sunglasses online
— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) March 13, 2025
doing reverse pomodoro where i work for 5 minutes and then spend 25 minutes looking at sunglasses online
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taco bell doesn't hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit
— indi (@indagho) March 10, 2025
taco bell doesn't hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit
my friend said she can't hangout this week bc she just gave birth??? you've known the baby 1 day and me 12 years but ok
— Redd (@ReddCinema) March 10, 2025
my friend said she can't hangout this week bc she just gave birth??? you've known the baby 1 day and me 12 years but ok
my mom has this set of pretty ceramic dishes and one day i asked where they were from because we'd had them for my whole life and i liked them. she told me she strategically stole 8 of them over the course of multiple years from her favorite restaurant
— latke (@latkedelrey) March 12, 2025
my mom has this set of pretty ceramic dishes and one day i asked where they were from because we'd had them for my whole life and i liked them. she told me she strategically stole 8 of them over the course of multiple years from her favorite restaurant
my dumbest trait is that sometimes, if I'm, say, eating a quesadilla, I'll just throw 'quesadilla' into twitter search. Want to see what others are saying
— Lauren Wilford (@lauren_wilford) March 13, 2025
my dumbest trait is that sometimes, if I'm, say, eating a quesadilla, I'll just throw 'quesadilla' into twitter search. Want to see what others are saying
this is literally humiliating. i cannot be seen in public carrying this. do not lookie lookie at me
— kitzy pie🐾 5 (@kitzox_) March 9, 2025
this is literally humiliating. i cannot be seen in public carrying this. do not lookie lookie at me
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my friends didn't coordinate and i ended up with two cakes at my birthday party this year. i was so excited i was a complete blur in every photo
— trash jones (@jzux) March 10, 2025
my friends didn't coordinate and i ended up with two cakes at my birthday party this year. i was so excited i was a complete blur in every photo
kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 11, 2025
kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry
Why hasn't lululemon created a bra-line named lulumelons
— Emily ™ (@emily_tweets) March 9, 2025
Why hasn't lululemon created a bra-line named lulumelons
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Me: sometimes I worry I'm wasting my 20sMy husband: you are 33
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) March 11, 2025
Me: sometimes I worry I'm wasting my 20sMy husband: you are 33
Just heard my neighbour say to her Pomeranian "I am not fucking doing this with you right now"
— KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) (@horse_feedbag) March 11, 2025
Just heard my neighbour say to her Pomeranian "I am not fucking doing this with you right now"
if i wore these would u think i was flexing my lesbianism or my dunkin rewards points
— jac (@jackiexshauna) March 11, 2025
if i wore these would u think i was flexing my lesbianism or my dunkin rewards points
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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.
— Stacey🦋 (@its_staceym) March 11, 2025
I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.
Pickles are you're in one.
— Melissa (M²) (@ToolGirl18) March 11, 2025
Pickles are you're in one.
The plan? We'll start a sparkling wine business out of Champaign, IL
— Jessica Nutt (@JessicaNutt96) March 13, 2025
The plan? We'll start a sparkling wine business out of Champaign, IL
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The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week