Alf Clausen, ‘The Simpsons' Composer Who Wrote Songs in the Key of Springfield, Dies at 84
'But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!'
'Sorry, mom,' Bart quipped, 'the mob has spoken.'
'Marge vs. the Monorail,' a classic episode of 'The Simpsons,' was written by Conan O'Brien, just before he made the jump to his late-night talk show, but the 'Music Man'-inspired song was penned by Alf Clausen, the composer for the bulk of the series. His work was central to the animated show's DNA.
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