
Brazilian supercows are taking over the world
The master of ceremonies at ExpoZebu, a cow gala in the state of Minas Gerais in south-east Brazil, could see the dilemma. One animal had 'elliptical eyes' and an 'excellent mammary apparatus'. The other had a delicate neck and a curvaceous rump. The judges faced 'a difficult decision'. When he finally announced the winner of the contest (they plumped for the rump), cowhands shed tears of joy and the crowd erupted with a riotous 'yeehaw'.
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