Cristiano Ronaldo is still very much here

The Guardian

3 days ago

When Portugal went out of Euro 2024 on penalties last summer, everyone presumed that would be the last we'd see of Cristiano Ronaldo in green and red. Aged 39, he'd scored 130 goals for a Portugal side he'd served with distinction at five previous major tournaments but last year's jamboree in Germany seemd a step too far. A starter in each of his nation's five matches, he finished all but one of them, took 29 shots on goal without scoring and despite being a preening, narcissistic passenger was kept on the pitch for the entirety of Portugal's quarter-final stalemate against France. Meanwhile on the subs' bench, the likes of Diogo Jota, Gonçalo Ramos and Pedro Neto looked on wistfully, powerless to have any impact due to manager Roberto Martínez's refusal to withdraw his talisman from the field of play. In the various postmortems that followed Portugal's exit, it was widely accepted that the time had come for the Martínez to sling his hook and for Ronaldo to retire, so a new generation of Portuguese talent could go about their business unencumbered by the shadow cast by his almost supernaturally monstrous ego.
That being the case, it seems quite a few people in high places didn't get the memo. On Wednesday night a Portugal team selected by Martínez and featuring Ronaldo beat Germany in the semi-final of the Nations League. What's more, it was his lordship who stroked home the winning goal from a Nuno Mendes cross as his side came from behind to earn their place in Sunday's final against France or Spain. 'Onwards, Portugal!' parped Ronaldo after the victory, prompting his many fanboys to cite his tap-in as vindication for his inclusion in a squad that anyone with functioning eyes can see he should not be in. We'll get to his short-term future presently, but the long-term plans of this self-absorbed diva seem abundantly clear; Cristiano Ronaldo wants to play in the World Cup as a 41-year-old and, with Martínez in charge, is almost certain to be indulged again despite the damage his presence will almost certainly cause the Portugal team.
For now, however, Ronaldo's immediate future remains up in the air, but with Gianni Infantino having created a transfer window with what seems like the specific intention of engineering his presence at the Club World Cup despite his club Al-Nassr's failure to qualify, it would be foolish of the player not to avail of it. Last week, Ronaldo posted a come-and-get-me plea on social media disgraces that could scarcely have been more clear, despite being widely reported as a 'cryptic message' by outlets who remain in awe of his every utterance, however banal. 'This chapter is over,' he chirped, following the latest in an ongoing list of failures to win anything with the Saudi club. 'The story? Still being written. Grateful to all.' One suspects he and Infantino would be particularly grateful to any participating club prepared to crowbar him into their lineup before an ill-advised vanity project that's struggling to shift tickets. But for now, the man who fired so many blanks at Euro 2024 remains a gun for hire.
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May I be the first of probably no others to point out that in Tolkien's book, unlike Peter Jackson's film, the return of the hobbits to the Shire is a moment of utmost importance. Gandalf himself describes it as what all their 'training' (essentially, saving the rest of the world) has been truly for. He goes on to encourage the hobbits to make up their own tactics for the challenge ahead – a degree of liberty that Thomas Tuchel seems unlikely to grant, even against Andorra' – Luke Davydaitis.
Re: yesterday's Football Daily letters. David Lambley was quite right about forgetting 3UP, but aimed a notch too high with 8UP. Surely, the marketing bigwigs of the National League should be campaigning for 7UP. Not only would it avoid the gnashing of teeth over how many points the second-placed team finishes ahead of the seventh-placed team, but more importantly, there would be a ready-made soft drinks sponsor to pump money into the league. But I guess this is just pure Fanta-sy' – Phil Hearn.
I see Rio Ferdinand believes he is a laughing stock as a pundit because of the risible performance of one of his former teams (yesterday's News, Bits and Bobs, full email edition). I'm not quite sure how yelling 'Ballon d'Or' repeatedly or calling sportswashing a 'victory for football' can be laid at the door of Old Trafford, especially at the time when other Manchester United alumni are respected. However, as someone who is taking an enormous amount of pleasure from watching Big Sir Jim's Carry on up the Creek Without a Paddle, watching Rio stick the boot in can only enhance my enjoyment. Carry on that man' – Colin Reed.
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