23 Job Tweets That Almost Made Me DIE From Laughing
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Congrats, you survived another month of work! Let's celebrate with these hilarious job tweets from March.
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Coworker said she feels I care more about my personal life than my job like girl LMAO pic.twitter.com/nFbqhGIV5j
— L (@pastaxprince) March 18, 2025
Twitter: @pastaxprince
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Can we normalize doing this in the middle of a meeting pic.twitter.com/OIwjNI1sub
— りり (@lalenakittenns) March 14, 2025
@lalenakittenns / AppleTV+ / Via Twitter: @lalenakittenns
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The students have found my IG i gotta go back private LMAOOOO they talking ab 'how was dominican republic' mf how was that math packet!!!😂😂😂😂😂
— Sexc Ry (@Only1RY_) March 24, 2025
Twitter: @Only1RY_
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adding forever 21 to my resume bc all the stores are closing pic.twitter.com/ch3NhInFjc
— ੯‧̀͡⬮ (@temuvictlm) March 19, 2025
@temuvictlm / Blackground Records / Interscope Records / Via Twitter: @temuvictlm
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how it feels to tell people im getting pho after work cuz its raining pic.twitter.com/jIvqdmyREK
— megan (@chismosavirus) March 7, 2025
@chismosavirus / IFC / Via Twitter: @chismosavirus
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how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/G6XQu33G2P
— Timmy&Jimmy (@mickeywon234) March 7, 2025
@mickeywon234 / Miramax / Via Twitter: @mickeywon234
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Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work pic.twitter.com/S3bBS1jP7N
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) March 8, 2025
@Whotfismick / MTV / Via Twitter: @Whotfismick
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They do their best https://t.co/cNoH5vQGTN
— ki snow ❄️ (@kiaraimanii_esq) March 18, 2025
@kiaraimanii_esq / Via Twitter: @kiaraimanii_esq
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I'm about to start walking in the airport and get on any flight I want pic.twitter.com/HHIdkXC8au
— hamdi (@xamdl4) March 13, 2025
@xamdl4 / Via Twitter: @xamdl4
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i'm so high at home depot rn, and i have to ask where the hose at and i know ima laugh when i do
— ravn (@mfnravn) March 18, 2025
@mfnravn / Via Twitter: @mfnravn
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I stood too close to the checkout scanner 🙄 pic.twitter.com/EHCkR0XYtO
— 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗘𝗖: ɪᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ 𝕏 (@JustMemesMore) March 15, 2025
@JustMemesMore / Via Twitter: @JustMemesMore
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got a rejection email 15 seconds after my zoom interview ended… i've never been so gagged in my entire life pic.twitter.com/HsPdaTxxSN
— ⱯRTEM (@artemxcx) March 29, 2025
@artemxcx / Lifetime / Via Twitter: @artemxcx
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when you on vacation but still gotta work from home. pic.twitter.com/Gn0VzatXkb
— Boochie is the Name (@stoppfeenin) March 17, 2025
@stoppfeenin / @zan2real / Via Twitter: @stoppfeenin
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pic.twitter.com/AaQkbhVQKI https://t.co/50WzhJ3HT9
— alexis (@wsndonuts) March 19, 2025
@wsndonuts / Via Twitter: @wsndonuts
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Email sign off pic.twitter.com/AzhvBedz5Q
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) March 19, 2025
@NC_Renic / Via Twitter: @NC_Renic
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hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to sit in the sun
— angela 🐇 (@aygela) March 24, 2025
@aygela / Via Twitter: @aygela
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Really wish I was at an all inclusive resort soaking up the sun but instead I'm in meetings all day 😭 pic.twitter.com/xoBNLdNcyi
— money bagg moe 💰 (@priM0E) March 26, 2025
@priM0E / Via Twitter: @priM0E
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Co worker saw me taking a second piece of a donut and started lecturing me about diabetes pic.twitter.com/xZdNWxKT31
— JI (@artthisway) March 26, 2025
@artthisway / FX / Via Twitter: @artthisway
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Dunkin lady said "where were you yesterday?" and gave me a free donut pic.twitter.com/171WBW6SFd
— cole (@juul_survivor) March 26, 2025
@juul_survivor / FOX / Via Twitter: @juul_survivor
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Slate: Michelle Williams, who does a brilliant job in this show, her energy is extending outward and [her character] is trying to experiment before she does the greatest experiment of all, which is to cross over into the other side. My character is really out there, not out there willy-nilly, but she will yell at people if they are being rude, wasteful or if she feels it's unjust. [And she's] going from blasting to taking all that energy and making it this tight laser, and pointing it right into care, and knowing more about herself at the end. I am a peppy person, and I felt so excited to have the job that a lot of my day started with calming myself down. I'm at work with Michelle Williams and Sissy Spacek and Liz Meriwether and Shannon Murphy and being, like, 'Siri, set a meditation timer for 10 minutes,' and making myself do alternate nostril breathing [exercises]. Brian, many people came to know you from your role as Paper Boi in 'Atlanta.' 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It was only a moment where Jose was mean to him. That's not in my nature. Henry: I discovered, while doing my series, 'My body doesn't know this isn't real.' There's an episode where I'm shot in the leg, and I'm bleeding out and I'm on all this different morphine and drugs and all this stuff, and I'm literally lying on this ground, take after take, having to mime this. To go through the delusion of this pain ... in the middle of the takes, it was just so crazy. I would literally look at the crew and say, 'Somebody hug me! Somebody!' Stephen, that scene where you confront the boys in the parking lot with the bike, I was just like, 'Oh, my God, how many times did he have to do that?' This kid gets in your face, and I was like, 'Punch the kid!' My heart went out to you, man, not just as the character but as you being in there. Graham: Because we did it all in one take, we had that unique quality. You're using the best of two mediums. You've got that beauty and that spontaneity and that reality of the theater, and then you have the naturalism and the truth that we have with film and television. So by the time I get to that final bit, we've been through all those emotions. When I open the door and go into [Jamie's] room, everything's shaken. But it's not you. It's an out-of-body experience and just comes from somewhere else. Bardem: Listen, we don't do brain surgery, but let's give ourselves some credit. We are generous in what we do because we are putting our bodies into an experience. We are doing this for something bigger than us, and that is the story that we're telling. What have been some of the more challenging or difficult moments for you, either in your career or your recent series? Zellweger: Trying not to do what you're feeling in the moment sometimes, because it's not appropriate to what you're telling. That happens in most shows, most things that you do. I think everybody experiences it where you're bringing something from home and it doesn't belong on the set. It's impossible to leave it behind when you walk in because it's bigger than you are in that moment. Banks: I would say that the thing that I worked on the most for 'The Better Sister' was [understanding] sobriety. I'm not sober. I love a bubbly rosé. So it really did bring up how much I think about drinking and how social it is and what that ritual is for me, and how this character is thinking about it every day and deciding every day to stay sober or not. I am also a huge fan of AA and sobriety programs. I think they're incredible tools for everybody who works those programs. I was grateful for the access to all of that as I was making the series. But that's what you get to do in TV. You get to explore episode by episode. You get to play out a lot more than just three acts. Stephen, about the continuous single shot. It seems like it's an incredibly difficult and complex way to shoot a series. Why do it? Graham: It's exceptionally difficult, I'm not going to lie. It's like a swan glides across the water beautifully, but the legs are going rapidly underneath. A lot of it is done in preparation. We spend a whole week learning the script, and then the second week is just with the camera crew and the rest of the crew. It's a choreography that you work out, getting an idea of where they want the camera to go, and the opportunity to embody the space ourselves. Cohen: That reminds me of a bit of doing the undercover movies that I do because you have one take. ... I did a scene where I'm wearing a bulletproof vest. There were a lot of the people in the audience who'd gone to this rally, a lot of them had machine guns. We knew they were going to get angry, but you've got to do the scene. You've got one time to get the scene right. But you also go, 'OK, those guys have got guns. They're trying to storm the stage. I haven't quite finished the scene. When do I leave?' But you've got to get the scene. I could get shot, but that's not important. Henry: There's a certain level of sociopathy. Slate: I feel like I'm never on my mark, and it was always a very kind camera operator being like, 'Hey, Jenny, you weren't in the shot shoulder-wise.' I feel like such an idiot. Part of it is working through lifelong, longstanding feelings of 'I'm a fool and my foolishness is going to make people incredibly angry with me.' And then really still wanting to participate and having no real certainty that I'm going to be able to do anything but just make all of my fears real. Part of the thing that I love about performance is I just want to experience the version of myself that does not collapse into useless fragments when I face the thing that scares me the most. I do that, and then I feel the appetite for performance again. Do you see yourself in roles when you're watching other people's films or TV show? Graham: At the end of the day, we're all big fans of acting. That's why we do it. Because when we were young, we were inspired by people on the screen, or we were inspired by places where we could put ourselves and lose our imaginations. We have a lot of t— in this industry. But I think if we fight hard enough, we can come through. Do you know what I mean? It's people that are here for the right reasons. It's a collective. Acting is not a game of golf. It's a team. It's in front and it's behind the camera. I think it's important that we nourish that. Henry: And remember that none of us are t—. Bardem: What is a t—? I may be one of them and I don't know it. Graham: I'll explain it to you later.
