04-04-2025
23 Job Tweets That Almost Made Me DIE From Laughing
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Congrats, you survived another month of work! Let's celebrate with these hilarious job tweets from March.
Make sure to follow these users, too, if you liked their tweets!
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Coworker said she feels I care more about my personal life than my job like girl LMAO
— L (@pastaxprince) March 18, 2025
Twitter: @pastaxprince
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Can we normalize doing this in the middle of a meeting
— りり (@lalenakittenns) March 14, 2025
@lalenakittenns / AppleTV+ / Via Twitter: @lalenakittenns
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The students have found my IG i gotta go back private LMAOOOO they talking ab 'how was dominican republic' mf how was that math packet!!!😂😂😂😂😂
— Sexc Ry (@Only1RY_) March 24, 2025
Twitter: @Only1RY_
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adding forever 21 to my resume bc all the stores are closing
— ੯‧̀͡⬮ (@temuvictlm) March 19, 2025
@temuvictlm / Blackground Records / Interscope Records / Via Twitter: @temuvictlm
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how it feels to tell people im getting pho after work cuz its raining
— megan (@chismosavirus) March 7, 2025
@chismosavirus / IFC / Via Twitter: @chismosavirus
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how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭
— Timmy&Jimmy (@mickeywon234) March 7, 2025
@mickeywon234 / Miramax / Via Twitter: @mickeywon234
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Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) March 8, 2025
@Whotfismick / MTV / Via Twitter: @Whotfismick
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They do their best
— ki snow ❄️ (@kiaraimanii_esq) March 18, 2025
@kiaraimanii_esq / Via Twitter: @kiaraimanii_esq
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I'm about to start walking in the airport and get on any flight I want
— hamdi (@xamdl4) March 13, 2025
@xamdl4 / Via Twitter: @xamdl4
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i'm so high at home depot rn, and i have to ask where the hose at and i know ima laugh when i do
— ravn (@mfnravn) March 18, 2025
@mfnravn / Via Twitter: @mfnravn
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I stood too close to the checkout scanner 🙄
— 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗘𝗖: ɪᴛ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴇᴍᴇꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ 𝕏 (@JustMemesMore) March 15, 2025
@JustMemesMore / Via Twitter: @JustMemesMore
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got a rejection email 15 seconds after my zoom interview ended… i've never been so gagged in my entire life
— ⱯRTEM (@artemxcx) March 29, 2025
@artemxcx / Lifetime / Via Twitter: @artemxcx
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when you on vacation but still gotta work from home.
— Boochie is the Name (@stoppfeenin) March 17, 2025
@stoppfeenin / @zan2real / Via Twitter: @stoppfeenin
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— alexis (@wsndonuts) March 19, 2025
@wsndonuts / Via Twitter: @wsndonuts
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Email sign off
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) March 19, 2025
@NC_Renic / Via Twitter: @NC_Renic
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hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to sit in the sun
— angela 🐇 (@aygela) March 24, 2025
@aygela / Via Twitter: @aygela
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Really wish I was at an all inclusive resort soaking up the sun but instead I'm in meetings all day 😭
— money bagg moe 💰 (@priM0E) March 26, 2025
@priM0E / Via Twitter: @priM0E
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Co worker saw me taking a second piece of a donut and started lecturing me about diabetes
— JI (@artthisway) March 26, 2025
@artthisway / FX / Via Twitter: @artthisway
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Dunkin lady said "where were you yesterday?" and gave me a free donut
— cole (@juul_survivor) March 26, 2025
@juul_survivor / FOX / Via Twitter: @juul_survivor
